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John Robert Cameron
About this listen
A snappy, absurdly dark satire set in Hanmer, a small town on the outskirts of the author's hometown of Sudbury, Ontario, Canada. It's about a sport involving grocery carts, several terrible people, an alternate universe, and an annoying (yet charming) narrator.
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- 06-19-22
Love the sarcasm and the voice.
This was a great read. Well thought out plot and full fleshed out characters.. Slick sarcasm. Highly recommend.
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