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Neal Arango
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A messenger from a group of angels, known as "ascended beings," appears on TV and presents humanity with a test. The Capability Test will determine who has the mental attributes to enter a new kingdom on Earth. There are two options: Deny existence of God and go to Zion, a paradise; or confess belief in God and go to Sheol, a city in Hell.
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