The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
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David Lubar
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David Lubar
About this listen
Critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar returns from a journey into the darkest depths of his brain with 35 more warped and creepy tales. And in the tradition of the three previous Weenie collections - In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, and The Curse of the Campfire Weenies - he reveals the inspiration behind each story at the end of the book. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories...if you dare!
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