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Wanda Schwartz is raking in the dough selling Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics - and she's a pro at recruiting new saleswomen. So, she's shocked when a man comes to one of her in-home parties - a very hot man. Heath Jefferson is sure to put some extra spin into a lot of women's color wheels.
When Wanda is diagnosed with a terminal illness, it doesn't have to be a death sentence. With a werewolf and a vampire for best friends, she has options that most ordinary people wouldn't. As Wanda ponders what to do about her mortality, Heath reveals he has secrets, and one of them is that his former bloodlust has turned into an old-fashioned lust - for Wanda. And he's already given up too much to lose the love of his lifetimes.
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Tattoo artist Ronnie Clark is counting the days until Valentine's Day is over. Ronnie doesn't do romance. She doesn't do flowers or dates, and she sure as hell doesn't do love - not anymore.... Love leads to heartbreak, and she's vowed never to let herself get hurt again. Sergeant First Class Kale Emerson is home on his mid-tour leave from Iraq, but he only has one thing on his mind - returning to his soldiers to finish leading their mission. He's dedicated to his men and to his country, and he's not interested in getting wrapped up in a distracting relationship - but casual sex, that's a different story.
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Worthwhile
- By Denise on 03-06-14
By: Kelsie Leverich
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Knocked Up
- Crazy Love, Book 2
- By: Stacey Lynn
- Narrated by: Pippa Jayne, John Lane
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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For the first time in my life, I'm living for myself - not for my parents and their ridiculous expectations. I gave up on my MBA, dropped out of the Ivy League, and moved to Portland to pursue my dream of becoming an artist. And what's the first thing I do? Get knocked up. For a tatted-up sex god, Braxton Henley seems way too eager to "be there for me". Is this guy serious? Maybe. He sure is patient. Because he won't back down until I admit what I know in my heart: that our one-night stand might've led me to the one.
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Wonderful
- By Dawn on 11-13-18
By: Stacey Lynn
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One Wild Night
- By: A.L. Jackson, Rebecca Shea
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Maxine Mitchell
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Kaylee Rose Burton, kindergarten teacher, has never been a believer in fantasies. Living in L.A. her entire life, she knows the glitz and glam of Hollywood is just an illusion. That is until she stumbles head first into the arms of Hollywood's most eligible bachelor. It was just another day for Paxton Myles on the red carpet until the blue-eyed beauty literally stumbles at his feet. A single glimpse in her innocent eyes and he knows he has to have her. After one night of unbridled passion, Kaylee slips away to live her quiet life, but the paparazzi has other ideas.
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SHORT.. BUT OH SO SWEET
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 08-30-18
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Hell on Wheels
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Ex-Marine Nate "Ghost" Weller is an expert at keeping his cool - and his distance - which makes him one hell of a sniper. It's also how he keeps his feelings for Ali Morgan in check. Sweet, sexy Ali has always revved his engine, but she's his best friend's baby sister ... and totally off limits. Ali's never seen anything sexier than Nate Weller straddling his custom Harley - or the flash of danger in his eyes when she tells him she's in trouble. First, something happened to her brother, and now she's become the target of a nasty organization.
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Bad Narrator-Good Story.
- By Kindle Customer on 10-05-12
By: Julie Ann Walker
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Coming Up Roses
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Myla Rose McGraw may be 20, single, and pregnant, but she's no damsel in distress. She doesn't need a man. After all, her Grams taught her a thing or two about making lemonade out of life's lemons. Then she meets Cash Carson.
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Really boring
- By Michael Reed on 07-31-19
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Here to Stay
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Julia del Mar Ortiz is not having the best year. She moved to Dallas with her boyfriend, who ended up ditching her and running back to New York after only a few weeks. Left with a massive - by NYC standards, anyway - apartment and a car lease in the scorching Texas heat, Julia is struggling...except that’s not completely true. Running the charitable foundation of one of the most iconic high fashion department stores in the world is serious #lifegoals.
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Just ok
- By AudioBookHoe on 08-28-20
By: Adriana Herrera
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The Truth About Lies
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From over a thousand miles away, I watched on the screen of my phone as two men murdered my wife. And I was helpless to save her. Consumed by hate and rage, I spent four years running from my memories - until a shattered woman gave me a reason to stop. Cora lived in a nightmare, but through sheer force of will, she’d turned it into something beautiful. She had a smile that could pierce the darkest soul. And with one glance, she shredded mine.
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SPECTACULAR.. EPIC.. TRAGIC.. BEAUTIFUL..10 ⭐️s
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 12-04-18
By: Aly Martinez
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Say You'll Be Mine
- By: Maria Luis
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Twelve years and too many pairs of stilettos later, Shaelyn Lawrence is back where she started: New Orleans. She's returned only to take care of her grandmother, and after that? She's out, hopefully long before she sees irresistible Brady Taylor, the boy who stomped all over her heart. But when a family member approaches her for help, there's only one person she can to turn to...and he's just as infuriatingly sexy as she remembers. Oh boy. New Orleans Detective Brady Taylor has his sights on the finish line: getting promoted to sergeant.
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Horrible Narration Ruined the Entire Book
- By JC on 07-07-20
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The Real
- By: Kate Stewart
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They say it happens when you least expect it. It did for me. It started the moment I saw the simple message pop up on my computer screen: Cameron’s Mac: Hi. And when I met the eyes of the gorgeous man messaging me from across the coffee shop, I never thought my reply would lead to the most intense, sexual, and passionate relationship of my life. We both agreed to check our bags at the door and put our future hopes and aspirations on the table. It worked. I fell in love with his no-holds-barred attitude, sexy smirk, and undeniably good heart...and for a while we forgot about our baggage.
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First book by a new to me author.
- By Katharoo on 09-18-18
By: Kate Stewart
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The One You Want
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Kenna Starr will do anything to overcome her bad-girl past in Gena Showalter's The One You Want. Dane Michaelson is rich, sexy and plays hard, exactly the kind of guy she needs to avoid, but he's used to getting what he wants, and he wants her.
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The one you DON'T want
- By SIMARA on 05-13-15
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Dangerous Race
- By: Dee J. Adams
- Narrated by: Eve Bianco
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Four years ago, race car driver Tracey Bradshaw almost died in a horrific crash. Now scarred inside and out, she's making a comeback, but her team is plagued by a series of "accidents."
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Good
- By Leesa on 07-10-13
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Bait & Switch
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I'm a rescuer. It's in my DNA. Stray dogs. Stray women... But this one doesn't need rescuing. She needs something real, but I never keep the ones I rescue. I could let her go...but I can't watch her walk away. I'm an ex-Navy SEAL, and I never give up on a mission.
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- By Davis on 07-05-16
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- AFARAMINAN
- 07-24-18
Amazing
I love it. a Great work filled with romance lots and lots of healing and adorable friendship. A must read very sentimental.
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- Hayley
- 10-04-19
Better than the last
Wanda’s story was much better than Nina’s. Probably because Nina is so annoying with her “tough girl” attitude. Thankfully she isn’t in here much. I did want to scream a few times at how much the storyline was stretched to fill the word count but in the end I enjoyed it enough to continue the series. The narrator was good and really found her voice with Wanda.
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- Lorri Davey
- 06-20-18
Sweet and sad with a HEA! We all need a HEA!
Sweet and sad yet with a wonderful HEA! HEA? Well Happily Ever After of course!
We all deserve them no matter what mischief we get up to in life!
The 3rd book in the series is just as silly and quirky as books one and two. 3 has me reaching for my
mouse and scrolling to find book 4! Ha, I have all the books up to and including #9! Squeeee!
Read them, or listen to them but either way do it!!
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- Voxy
- 09-26-20
Fun and amusing!
It's a fun romp that had me staying up to listen to the end. Didn't get much sleep because I needed to know how the drama would end.
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- groovykismet
- 03-03-20
Absolutely worth it...
This third book in the series was my favorite so far...something about the ‘running away fear factor’ of Wanda that I can relate to, even though color wheels are so not my thing.
Meredith Mitchell is pitch perfect as the narrator of this series; she’s able to capture and keep up the separate voices with flawless ease. She captures the writer’s tone and style exactly and you totally feel the parody of the romance genre and the humor of the supernatural story throughout. I laughed every time I heard ‘color wheels’ in the story; the characters take it so seriously, but the narrator is able to make us laugh and actually feel for the characters at the same time.
Even though romance is not my preferred reading genre, I would absolutely recommend this series and intend on listening to the other 5 or 6 books under the same title.
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- Sheryl Lawry
- 12-27-21
Liked it, but there was a lot of lag.
I enjoyed this book, but I did have to fast forward through the parts that repeated the same point of the story in the same conversation over and over. I think the was to be dramatic, but it was overkill. Beyond that, it was a filing story and I appreciated the twist of Wanda’s story.
It would be very interesting if Dakota Cassidy would write a story from the guy’s perspective. They too are interesting and fun when they are on the canvas.
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- barbara
- 03-31-15
So much fun!
A great fun book to go to when you need to smile. The banter between characters is hilarious! Dakota Cassidy is one of my new favs!
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- Susanna Hernandez
- 10-15-20
love it
One of my favorites books that Dakota Cassdy has written!! U guys will enjoy very much!!
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- Angie Shadrick
- 07-26-16
Another Home Run!
Another fabulous story! Love this series and the narrator is fantastic! Can't wait for the next one in the series !
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- christie winters
- 12-22-18
Super hot and funny
These books are amazing!!! Thank you Dakota for the adventures . “Cheers” for stellar writing and narrative.
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