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Narrated by:
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Anders Matthesen
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Anders Matthesen
About this listen
Multikunstneren Anders "Anden" Matthesen er bedst kendt for sine anmelderroste standupshows, men til efteråret 2016 er han ikke kun aktuel på scenen - han debuterer også som børnebogsforfatter.
Med sin særlige humor og rå tone taler Anders Matthesen direkte ind til et ungt publikum. Det beviste han allerede for adskillige år siden med Terkel i knibe-filmen, og hans debutroman henvender sig til samme målgruppe. Ternet Ninja fortæller sprudlende om 13-årige Askes op- og nedture, konflikter og forelskelse og om hans møde med en udsædvanlig ninja, syet af en børnearbejder på en legetøjsfabrik i Thailand - og sejlet til Danmark af gode gamle onkel Stewart. En ternet ninja med rødder tilbage til det japanske samuraisamfund, der indædt kæmper for, at retfærdigheden skal ske fyldest...
©2016 Gyldendal (P)2016 GyldendalCritic reviews
Kanondebut. Ole Lund Kirkegaards arvtager hedder Anders Matthesen.
-- Ekstra Bladet
Anders Matthesen rammer plet med ny børnebog. Alle børn burde have en ternet ninja som sparringspartner [...] Det funker fint hele vejen igennem, og løjerne lægger sig op ad sproget, så det hele virker som Bjarne Reuter version 2016.
-- Politiken
Først og fremmest formår Matthesen at overføre sin skæve, sorte og genuint sjove børnehumor til skrift.
-- JyllandsPosten
En ikonisk heltefortælling med uhyre velfungerende replikker.
-- Berlingske
Anders Matthesen brillerer i sprog og handling og får til læserens store glæde frit løb for sin anmelderroste komik. Jeg er sikker på, at den danske ungdom bliver bidt af ninjafeber, så snart de får fingrene i bogen!
-- Børn i byen
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- Brian Schmidt
- 09-06-21
Very funny
The story has it all, good storyline, awkward characters, funny dialogue. Anyone who knows the style of Matthesen will not be disappointed!
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Anonymous User
- 01-13-22
good stuf
the narrator (anders mattesøn) is a good narrator and writer so that combined perfekt
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