Super Secret Space Mission
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $6.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Sean Leyden
-
By:
-
Chris Lowry
About this listen
In a hilarious case of mistaken identity, a hitchhiking cowboy and the motormouth city slicker that picks him up accidentally get shot into outer space to take back Earth's super secret defense ship, the Lucas from alien invaders. These fish ain't just out of water, they're up in space and getting it all wrong trying to do the right thing.
They accidentally stumble across one of America's biggest secrets. There's a Space Force dedicated to protecting the planet from intergalactic threats. The largest and only star ship in the fleet, The Lucas is off trajectory and headed back to earth after a routine patrol mission beyond the rings of Saturn.
But instead of the two highly trained super soldiers the Space Force planned to send in a stealth shuttle to infiltrate, evaluate and rescue, Carver and Dawes are bundled up in suits and shot into outer space to save the world.
If you're into The Martian and Star Trek, then you might not like this fast funny listen. The science may not be right, though I did the whole “compressed air for thrust” way back in 1999, so I know that's correct, and the situation is more like a comedy than an action film. If you liked Galaxy Quest, then you'll like this audiobook.
If you like your heroes tough and dumb and still able to get the job done, you'll enjoy this audiobook. If you think smart strong women make better astro mechanics than men, you'll have fun listening this, hello fans of Serenity. And that's the key isn't it, having a little fun.
Space Travel is dangerous. Elon Musk just announced a plan to put a colony on Mars by 2025 and that colonists should be prepared to die. Space is not a nice place for human beings. Especially since Pluto is no longer a planet and now there might be a Planet Nine or Dark Planet, not to mention all the dark matter that makes up 98 percent of the Universe that we don't know anything about. Super Secret Space Mission is the first in a series of science fiction books that talk about the subject everyone is afraid to mention with the Mars Expedition. What if we get there and we're not alone?
The Licks hail from deep space. Maybe the Dark Planet. They're nine feet tall with lizard faces and alligator skins and they have their eyes set on earth. How did they find us? We keep shooting radio signals into outer space, inviting all sorts of advanced beings to visit us and never once thinking about what happened to the Natives when they waved Columbus ashore in 1492.
But that war is for another audiobook. Phalanx, the second in the series.
This one is funny. It will make you laugh out loud.
©2016 Christopher D Lowry (P)2020 Christopher D LowryListeners also enjoyed...
-
Convergence
- Convergence, Book 1
- By: Craig Alanson
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 16 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My name is Kazimir Wolfe. People call me "Kaz", except they don’t. I never use my real name; it’s too dangerous, for me and for anyone I meet. I’m on the run from the law, who think I killed my aunt, and from whoever did kill her, because they want to finish the job. So, I move around a lot, working construction or whatever job I can find. It’s a lonely life. I don’t let anyone get close...people who get close to me end up dead. Why? I’m a wizard. The world’s only wizard, as far as I know.
-
-
How did this get passed an editor?
- By Joseph on 08-03-22
By: Craig Alanson
-
First Command Box Set: Spacers, Books 1-6
- By: Scott Bartlett
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 43 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Out of the blue, a young Space Fleet officer's dream becomes reality: He's made captain of a starship. Just in time for the return of humanity's most terrible enemy, after 50 years of peace. To survive against this enemy, Captain Tad Thatcher will have to do more than learn how to become an effective commander, or how to wrangle his wayward crew. He will need to reinvent space combat. From scratch.
-
-
One of my favorite series!
- By Julia Monzon on 08-10-22
By: Scott Bartlett
-
Descendants of War: The Complete Series
- By: G J Ogden
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 54 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Commander Dalton Reeves is a maverick officer with exceptional genetic strength and a dark family history—a history that will come back to haunt him. Punished for exceeding orders one time too many, he’s packed off to the "The Abyss"—the most dangerous space station in the galaxy. But a posting that should have led to five years in obscurity will propel Reeves into the center of an interstellar war against a long-forgotten alien adversary with a bitter grudge.
-
-
Gay Agenda 1000 years in the future?
- By Pete Tomiello on 05-11-23
By: G J Ogden
-
Breaking Gravity
- By: Mitty Walters
- Narrated by: Al Letson
- Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Dale Adams has worked hard to leave his troubled past behind for a brighter future at Emory University. But when he makes a discovery that will change humanity forever, avoiding the spotlight becomes the least of his concerns. And not all who notice want Dale to be successful. Or even alive. As Dale's world collapses around him, his fate intertwines with that of a girl he hardly knows. Their only hope for survival is to disappear into Atlanta's seedy underbelly, the very place Dale has tried so hard to leave behind.
-
-
DYI spaceship, energy, shields
- By T Stewart on 02-27-21
By: Mitty Walters
-
The Trackers Series Box Set
- The Trackers Series, Books 1-4
- By: Nicholas Sansbury Smith
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 33 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ripped from the headlines, the explosive Trackers saga is a realistic depiction of what an EMP attack and the aftermath might look like from one of the genre's leading voices, USA Today best-selling author and former Homeland Security disaster mitigation officer Nicholas Sansbury Smith. This box set includes the entire four-book Trackers series with over 30 hours of post-apocalyptic survival fiction and action. This box set includes Trackers, Trackers 2: The Hunted, Trackers 3: The Storm, and Trackers 4: The Damned.
-
-
Honorable, brave, and selfless!
- By RJ on 11-10-18
-
Night Terror
- A Genetics Investigation Team Thriller
- By: Russ Tilton
- Narrated by: Sam Graham
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It had been a rough five years for Memphis Police Officer Jake Jessup. Blaming himself for the death of two partners, a divorce, and almost losing his job, the three-day canoe and kayak trip in the Ozarks sounded like the perfect way to reconnect with family and friends, and to put old demons to rest. What he found instead were a new set of demons, only these were real...and deadly. A float turns tragic for a group of boaters when a secret military project escapes into the Ozark Mountains of West Arkansas.
-
-
Why I don't go camping any more
- By Old Man Parker on 03-08-24
By: Russ Tilton
-
Convergence
- Convergence, Book 1
- By: Craig Alanson
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 16 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My name is Kazimir Wolfe. People call me "Kaz", except they don’t. I never use my real name; it’s too dangerous, for me and for anyone I meet. I’m on the run from the law, who think I killed my aunt, and from whoever did kill her, because they want to finish the job. So, I move around a lot, working construction or whatever job I can find. It’s a lonely life. I don’t let anyone get close...people who get close to me end up dead. Why? I’m a wizard. The world’s only wizard, as far as I know.
-
-
How did this get passed an editor?
- By Joseph on 08-03-22
By: Craig Alanson
-
First Command Box Set: Spacers, Books 1-6
- By: Scott Bartlett
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 43 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Out of the blue, a young Space Fleet officer's dream becomes reality: He's made captain of a starship. Just in time for the return of humanity's most terrible enemy, after 50 years of peace. To survive against this enemy, Captain Tad Thatcher will have to do more than learn how to become an effective commander, or how to wrangle his wayward crew. He will need to reinvent space combat. From scratch.
-
-
One of my favorite series!
- By Julia Monzon on 08-10-22
By: Scott Bartlett
-
Descendants of War: The Complete Series
- By: G J Ogden
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 54 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Commander Dalton Reeves is a maverick officer with exceptional genetic strength and a dark family history—a history that will come back to haunt him. Punished for exceeding orders one time too many, he’s packed off to the "The Abyss"—the most dangerous space station in the galaxy. But a posting that should have led to five years in obscurity will propel Reeves into the center of an interstellar war against a long-forgotten alien adversary with a bitter grudge.
-
-
Gay Agenda 1000 years in the future?
- By Pete Tomiello on 05-11-23
By: G J Ogden
-
Breaking Gravity
- By: Mitty Walters
- Narrated by: Al Letson
- Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Dale Adams has worked hard to leave his troubled past behind for a brighter future at Emory University. But when he makes a discovery that will change humanity forever, avoiding the spotlight becomes the least of his concerns. And not all who notice want Dale to be successful. Or even alive. As Dale's world collapses around him, his fate intertwines with that of a girl he hardly knows. Their only hope for survival is to disappear into Atlanta's seedy underbelly, the very place Dale has tried so hard to leave behind.
-
-
DYI spaceship, energy, shields
- By T Stewart on 02-27-21
By: Mitty Walters
-
The Trackers Series Box Set
- The Trackers Series, Books 1-4
- By: Nicholas Sansbury Smith
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 33 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ripped from the headlines, the explosive Trackers saga is a realistic depiction of what an EMP attack and the aftermath might look like from one of the genre's leading voices, USA Today best-selling author and former Homeland Security disaster mitigation officer Nicholas Sansbury Smith. This box set includes the entire four-book Trackers series with over 30 hours of post-apocalyptic survival fiction and action. This box set includes Trackers, Trackers 2: The Hunted, Trackers 3: The Storm, and Trackers 4: The Damned.
-
-
Honorable, brave, and selfless!
- By RJ on 11-10-18
-
Night Terror
- A Genetics Investigation Team Thriller
- By: Russ Tilton
- Narrated by: Sam Graham
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It had been a rough five years for Memphis Police Officer Jake Jessup. Blaming himself for the death of two partners, a divorce, and almost losing his job, the three-day canoe and kayak trip in the Ozarks sounded like the perfect way to reconnect with family and friends, and to put old demons to rest. What he found instead were a new set of demons, only these were real...and deadly. A float turns tragic for a group of boaters when a secret military project escapes into the Ozark Mountains of West Arkansas.
-
-
Why I don't go camping any more
- By Old Man Parker on 03-08-24
By: Russ Tilton
-
Forsaken Commander
- The Aternien Wars, Book 1
- By: G J Ogden
- Narrated by: Seth Garcia
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Once, Master Commander Carter Rose was the Union’s secret weapon. An augmented, bio-engineered officer in command of the most powerful warship ever devised by human minds, Rose brought them victory against the post-human Aternien Empire. Then they cast him aside. A century later, living alone on a distant forest moon, feared and forsaken by the people he fought to save, Rose has grown bitter and resentful, while his superhuman body refuses to age.
-
-
A fun, gripping and entertaining experience.
- By Justin McKnight on 10-26-23
By: G J Ogden
-
Grimm's War: Books 1-3
- By: Jeffery H. Haskell
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 36 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Idealistic Navy Lieutenant Jacob Grimm just wanted to honor his mother’s sacrifice in the last great war. When he’s forced to return fire and destroy a squadron of ships to save his own, he thinks he’s the hero...until they discover the ships are full of children. Disgraced and denied promotion, Jacob’s career is over. That is until the head of ONI needs a disposable officer to command a battered destroyer on the rim.
-
-
I love it!
- By Brothanoomsy on 02-14-23
-
Dog Logic
- By: Tom Strelich
- Narrated by: Tom Strelich
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Hertell Daggett has just discovered a time capsule. Only this one is full of people, and they've been living beneath his pet cemetery since 1963 due to some bad information they got about the end of the world. Hertell leads the duck-and-cover civilization into the glorious, mystifying, and often dismaying modern world. What could possibly go wrong?
-
-
Great Book! Fun, creative, insightful, with great characters and shockingly contemporary political satire. I highly recommend it
- By Anonymous User on 01-14-18
By: Tom Strelich
-
Starship for Sale
- By: M.R. Forbes
- Narrated by: Dave Jackson
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Ben Murdock receives a text message offering a fully operational starship for sale, he’s certain it has to be a joke. Already trapped in the worst day of his life and desperate for a way out, he decides to play along. Except there is no joke. The starship is real. And Ben’s life is going to change in ways he never dreamed possible. All he has to do is sign the contract. Joined by his streetwise best friend and a bizarre tenant with an unseverable lease, he’ll soon discover that the universe is more volatile, treacherous, and awesome than he ever imagined.
-
-
Change the audio preview sample to Chap1 please!
- By Jon Button on 07-30-22
By: M.R. Forbes
-
The Deep Blue Good-By
- A Travis McGee Novel, Book 1
- By: John D. MacDonald
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 6 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
He's a self-described beach bum who won his houseboat in a card game. He's also a knight errant who's wary of credit cards, retirement benefits, political parties, mortgages, and television. He only works when his cash runs out, and his rule is simple: he'll help you find whatever was taken from you, as long as he can keep half.
-
-
Before the A-Team, there was Travis McGee
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-12-16
-
Gordian Knot: The Complete Series
- A Military Sci-Fi Box
- By: Jonathan Hernandez
- Narrated by: Ryan Burke
- Length: 45 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Two civilizations clash. A rebellion grows. The fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance. Technical Chief "Pappy" Gunther is a grizzled, burning-out commando in the United Earth Armed Forces. He ponders a return to civilian life, yet feels a strong sense of belonging to his elite team. When colonists on a far-flung world request aid, a task force from several allied systems is assembled. Pappy and his crack unit are sent to investigate and to engage a mysterious alien force from beyond.
-
-
Didn’t grab me
- By Steven Lisenbe on 10-20-23
What listeners say about Super Secret Space Mission
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- steve salas
- 03-06-20
great sci-fi comedy
Loved the book, very interesting characters, great plot line,, very unusual story, enjoyed it immensely. Can't say too much without giving away the story
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Michael Cataldo
- 05-07-20
hilarious.
definitely laughed a lot during the story. the characters were very funny the narration was excellent.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- bonnie DALE keck
- 05-09-20
or kindle unlimited
wonderful voicing, good story too
see amazon or goodreads for all books
there is a LOT of them, and different series too
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Bill K
- 02-29-20
A love/hate relationship
Book was very entertaining
Person reading the book was very good at changing voices and was up beat
Will be looking for more books from this author.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!