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Tripp Ainsworth
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Tripp Ainsworth
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Hank and his trusty Corpsman, "Doc," thought they knew what to expect when they were deployed to Iraq, but after getting trapped in an ancient Babylonian temple, things got weird. Following months of combat in a war that wouldn't end, Hank returns to California to face a different type of immigrant—the kind that comes from space.
Follow Hank through this wildly imaginative science fiction romp as he tries to figure out what it means to be human, or if he even still is one.
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Story5 out of 5 stars 34,231
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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The Signal
- By: Eric Buchman, Gabriel Urbina, Sarah Shachat
- Narrated by: Paget Brewster, full cast
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,976
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Two astronomers have detected a strange, pulsing signal from deep space. Within hours, the US government goes into lockdown, restricting airspace and scrubbing scientific data. Was the signal an intercepted communication revealing alarming plans for an enemy’s military strike? Or has humanity at long last found proof of extraterrestrial life?
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it did a good job keep me listening but disappointed at the ending
- By Tristan M. on 12-21-24
By: Eric Buchman, and others
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Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11,610
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10,301
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10,295
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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George Orwell’s 1984
- An Audible Original adaptation
- By: George Orwell, Joe White - adaptation
- Narrated by: Andrew Garfield, Cynthia Erivo, Andrew Scott, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,701
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 10,138
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10,137
It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Revelation!
- By wotsallthisthen on 04-07-24
By: George Orwell, and others
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 95,249
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 87,156
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Story4 out of 5 stars 86,954
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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- Jacob Turner
- 03-06-24
Best book....of all time
What don't I like? What do I not like? The Epic of Hank and Doc.
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- W. Ellington
- 04-26-24
Details that only a veteran would truly understand
Absolutely loved it, though obviously each character actor used a different recording device and it shows, glaringly...lol
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- Corey Costigan
- 01-16-24
Unexpected surprise
I thought this was completely something Different and just happen to stumble upon it. And I'm very glad I did.
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- huedog
- 09-03-23
great book
great book. I was hoping these books would come out on audible. I can't wait for the next one
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- Matt Wolf
- 08-14-24
Memories
I remember having many conversations almost exactly like this. The names may be different, but the personalities are the same as the men I served with.
This feeling of familiarity made me connect with these characters.
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- john merchant
- 02-11-24
WOW!
This is spectacular example of what can be the next Sci-fi epic. Spectacular story telling, and having the author narrating adds a special touch.
A great story about love, loss, and camaraderie, with a generous helping of dick and fart jokes.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-25-25
Fantastic book and storytelling.
This is awesome. I really enjoyed how the story was very relatable as a veteran, but also it spun a unique storyline with some sci-fi and hints of fantasy in there. Looking forward to the rest of the series.
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- Zayne
- 12-12-23
More addictive than cigarettes
Was on a deployment with a marine who recommended this series to me. Me being a chairforce dude when he spoke about space marines and clapping alien cheeks I was a bit concerned for whatever halo star trek crossover fever dream I was about to get into given my pogish nature. But literally could not stop listening to this. It’s honestly one of the most just wild rides but somehow relatable things I’ve listened too. Like Generation Kill went bare back with Original series star trek with a sprinkle of ancient Sumerian thrown in there. 11/10 absolutely killer.
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- Nate Labbe
- 08-31-24
Absolutely one of the best military sci-fi stories
Love the characters and the tale. Lots of blood, gore, sex, violence, as a backdrop to a truly wonderful love story. Honestly, it’s crazy and a great performance at all levels.
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- NikT
- 08-31-23
The Audio Book brings the Narrative to life.
I've read the first 9 books in the series so far, waiting on the final 3 Smokepit books to drop soon I will be getting the other Audio books as they drop thats for damn sure. That being said Tripp writes a war story like a post bender fueled Hunter S. Thompson bringing you to the edge of the abyss and then shunting you sideways back into reality. While keeping up with romance and hate sex, doing anything for those youd bleed for and make others bleed for. The root of the story and the cast Tripp has assembled brings the nuance to life, great background atmosphere while not distracting from the story to.
While this might not be a mainstream Wartime/SciFi/Fantasy/Romance book series it really should be, it takes flight while keeping things grounded in the real people love and loose while also sometimes getting puked on while getting it on. If you enjoy any of those above genres and are a lover of mixing them youd enjoy this book. Half the women are vile while the other half are wife material and each of the men fall somewhere in-between.
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