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LJ Ganser
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Dan Jenkins
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The aging pro-golfer is now 44, and he just has to win a major this time around. Since the days when golfing was done with a shepherd's crook, only seven men have won a major after the age of 44. Bobby Joe figures his chances are slim and none.
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OMFG. SHAME on you.
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