Single White Psychopath Seeks Same
An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Joe Hempel
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By:
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Jeff Strand
About this listen
The second audiobook in the wildly popular series of horror/comedy novels featuring Andrew Mayhem!
"Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you just know it’s going to be the kind of day where you end up tied to a chair in a filthy garage while a pair of tooth-deprived lunatics torment you with a chainsaw. So as I struggled against the ropes, I can’t say I was all that surprised.”
Yes, Andrew Mayhem, hero of Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary) is back. Still incredibly brave. Still ridiculously irresponsible. And this time, becoming chainsaw fodder is one of his lesser worries. He’s forced to pose as a serial killer known as The Headhunter in order to infiltrate a group of maniacs who’ve gathered in an isolated Alaskan mansion for a weekend of murderous games. Can he free the potential victims in time...or will he be forced to participate in their demise?
Even more twisted than its predecessor, Single White Psychopath Seeks Same is another outrageous blend of the hilarious and the horrifying, one that will keep you laughing, gasping, and guessing from beginning to end.
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An attack in the dark. The loss of a love. Waking up hung over in a ditch. These are the things that make a hero, especially if that hero is Quincy Harker, immortal wizard, snarky bastard, and general badass. Histories collects two short stories and one short novella giving a peek behind the curtain at the man, the myth, the legend that is Quincy Harker, as well as the origin story of one of his most popular cohorts, Jo Henry.
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Great for newcomers and Harker fans
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-11-22
By: John G. Hartness
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The Opening Chase: A Chase Fulton Novel
- Chase Fulton Series
- By: Cap Daniels
- Narrated by: Kyle Tait
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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When collegiate baseball phenom Chase Fulton suffers a freak injury on the field that shatters his dreams of becoming a Major League catcher, his future looks bleak until he’s recruited into quasi-governmental covert operations, where his training as an assassin and covert intelligence operative launches him into a world fraught with danger, intrigue, and unexpected passion.
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Terrible book but good narration..
- By Trish R. on 04-14-19
By: Cap Daniels
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Infernal Justice, Books 1-3
- Ethan Drake Series
- By: N.P. Martin
- Narrated by: Brian Wiggins
- Length: 24 hrs and 4 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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My name is Ethan Drake, and I’m a police detective. And I got plenty darkness to give. So does my partner, who’s a demon, and frankly, a royal pain in my ass. But occult investigators are in short supply in the PD, so what are you going to do? Anyway, we just caught a bodysnatching case that has the stench of occult workings all over it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It wasn't quite what I expected, it was better!
- By Snyckerdoodle on 09-22-21
By: N.P. Martin
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- Manakalita
- 11-27-20
Mayhem should stop talking to strangers
After the antics of Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary), Andrew mayhem is back, and gets himself into an even more ridiculous situation: posing as a serial killer. Why? To help a guy find his wife, who’s being held by maniacal murderer who wants to hold a murder olympics for his friends.
This was an even wilder ride than the first book, and I can’t wait for the next chapter to come to audio.
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- Gina Book
- 01-19-23
I love this series!
If you love to giggle uncontrollably one minute then gag a bit the next, PLEASE check out this series. I am in LOVE with the craziness of the series and am currently on book 3. Andrew for me is like a crazy Brother in law of your favorite sister who really TRIES....lol, and half the time you are rolling your eyes at him like "Dude, really....you may want to think that through a bit," but can't help watching him go on his well intentioned but rarely good idea choices. It is fantastic, I just love it! It gives my weirdo brain all the parts it loves in a good book and that there is a series justs makes my heart happy that there is more insane adventure to come!
Jeff Stand- I adore your humor and often snort-laugh through your books. You also scare the crap out of me- keep going!!
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- lsmdtb5
- 09-15-24
Great book
I always know when I listen or read a Jeff Strand book, I will enjoy it. I laughed, got grossed out and loved this part 2 of the life of Andrew Mayhem. Well done as always.
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- Mary Karowski
- 12-06-20
Top notch comedic/horror
I would expect nothing less from Strand & Hempel. They are both phenomenal in heir own right and when you get them together you get a great production. I’m a huge fan of strands work. His wolf hunt trilogy is one of my all time favorite listens and I’m dying to to see it made into the next great set of buddy movies. Hempel’s vocal talent has never failed
To immerse me in an authors world. Think a literary style of Tucker and Dale vs Evil. Andrew Mayhem stumbles his way through some horrible situations with some truly black hearted and demented people with as much ease as Leslie nielson in the naked gun films. From start to finish it’s a hilarious romp through a truly dark set of demented horrors that only the minds of men are capable of carrying out. Enjoy it. I know I did. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator or publisher
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