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Narrated by:
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Robin Miles
About this listen
Darkly funny and gleefully mean-spirited, Sellevision explores greed, obsession and third tier celebrity, in the world of a fictional home shopping network.
Welcome to the troubled world of Sellevision, America's premier retail broadcasting network. When Max Andrews, the much-loved and handsome (lonely and gay) host of "Slumber Sunday Sundown" accidentally exposes himself in front of twenty million kids and their parents during a "Toys for Tots" segment, Sellevision faces its first big scandal. As Max fails to find a job in television, another host, the popular and perky Peggy Jean Smythe is receiving sinister emails about her appearance from a stalker. Popping pills and drinking heavily, she fails to notice that her husband is spending a lot of time with the very young babysitter who lives next door. Then there's Leigh, whose affair with Sellevision boss Howard Toast is going nowhere, until she exposes him on air; and Bebe, Sellevision's star host, who finds Mr. Right through the Internet--if she can just stop her shopping addiction from taking over.
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“Savvy, very entertaining. Is there a funnier combination than fast-moving soap-opera and tawdry comedy? Underneath all the lunacy lies a grim truth: the thin line separating grotesque satire and everyday reality has been erased and will never exist again.” —Bret Easton Ellis
“An absolute howl ...wicked fun.” —New York Daily News
“Acidic entertainment.” —Entertainment Weekly
This author is engaging.
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Hilarious
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good and funny
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Wickedly funny
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My first audiobook - No regrets.
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Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?
No, it was kind of boring.What was most disappointing about Augusten Burroughs’s story?
It didn't make a lot of sense.Which scene was your favorite?
I don't know.Do you think Sellevision needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?
No.Any additional comments?
Nope.Nothing great
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WELCOME to Sellevision! From the prissy high and mighty star who loves her pills a little too much to the accidental Host's embarrassing exposure. exposure which down the road translates a a very lucrative career...you just never want it to end.
Great Fiction from the author!! Great narrator also!
I would love to see this go to the screen!Robert Downy Jr. a must in the movie!
A Peek behind the Scenes..
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Hilarious
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Delightful Entertainment
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Engaging and enjoyable
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