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Thomas Lennon
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The hilarious sequel to the instant New York Times best seller, set in the world of law-breaking leprechauns from actor and writer Thomas Lennon
Ronan Boyle may be the youngest and lowliest recruit to the secret Garda, but he’s determined to save his captain from the harpy that dragged her into Tir Na Nog at the end of book one. He may not be the strongest, or the smartest, or the best looking, or the most dexterous . . . so why was he picked for this mission? He’s not entirely sure. But he may be the captain’s only hope - if he can escape man-eating elves, escape a job in a unicorn’s lounge act, and find the captain before she’s sacrificed to a spooky cult trying to resurrect its leader. Eventually Ronan must battle the scariest monster of all: impostor syndrome. Fast-paced, action-packed, and utterly hilarious, the second book in the New York Times best-selling series delivers laughs and much, much more.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Outstanding
- By Anne Vaughan on 05-28-21
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Clovenhoof
- By: Heide Goody, Iain Grant
- Narrated by: Matthew Lloyd Davies
- Length: 12 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 511
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 429
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 426
Charged with gross incompetence, Satan is fired from his job as prince of Hell and exiled to that most terrible of places: English suburbia. Forced to live as a human under the name of Jeremy Clovenhoof, the dark lord not only has to contend with the fact that no one recognizes him or gives him the credit he deserves but also has to put up with the bookish war-gamer next door and the voracious man-eater upstairs.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This Series Is Phenomenal
- By Marcus on 10-27-19
By: Heide Goody, and others
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The Pilo Family Circus
- By: Will Elliott
- Narrated by: Mark Stephens
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 99
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 92
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Story4 out of 5 stars 93
"You have two days to pass your audition. You better pass it, feller. You’re joining the circus. Ain’t that the best news you ever got?" Delivered by a trio of psychotic clowns, this ultimatum plunges Jamie into the horrific alternate universe that is the centuries-old Pilo Family Circus, a borderline world between Hell and Earth from which humankind’s greatest tragedies have been perpetrated. Yet in this place - peopled by the gruesome, grotesque, and monstrous - where violence and savagery are the norm, Jamie finds that his worst enemy is himself.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining but unremarkable bit of the lmacabre
- By David on 05-31-14
By: Will Elliott
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The Sleeping Dragon
- Guardians of the Flame, Book 1
- By: Joel Rosenberg
- Narrated by: Keith Silverstein
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 739
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 672
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 672
It began as just another evening of fantasy gaming with James, Karl, Andrea, and the rest ready to assume their various roles as wizard, cleric, warrior, or thief. But sorcerous gamemaster Professor Deighton had something else planned for this unsuspecting group of college students. And the "game" soon became a matter of life and death as the seven adventurers found themselves transported to an alternate world and into the bodies of the actual characters they had been pretending to be....
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3 out of 5 stars
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A Self Image Cast in Stone Could Shatter
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-19-13
By: Joel Rosenberg
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Big Trouble
- Small Medium, Book 1
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 483
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 437
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 435
Chase Berrymore dreams of adventure, excitement, and getting the heck out of her pastoral halven village. But when adventure finds her, she'll be scrambling to save her family and friends from a necromancer's wrath. Outmatched in almost every way, she'll have to use her wits, charisma, and a bit of divine favor to figure out the path to victory. Even worse, she'll have to figure out ways to deal with the weird and nigh-immortal beings that call themselves "playas"...and she'll have to do it with the most powerful weapon she has available: words.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great continuation of threadbear-verse
- By Randall on 08-17-19
By: Andrew Seiple
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Flora Segunda
- By: Ysabeau S. Wilce
- Narrated by: Danielle Ferland
- Length: 11 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 99
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 62
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Story4 out of 5 stars 61
In Ysabeau S. Wilce's exciting debut novel, Flora's mom is away, leaving Flora and her father home alone at Crackpot Hall with its 11,000 constantly shifting rooms. Late for school one day, Flora decides to take the elevator down to the first floor. But without her mother around, the elevator has ideas of its own and drops Flora in an unfamiliar room. Lost in her own house, Flora embarks on a harrowing quest to find her way back to where she started.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Surprising and fun
- By Charlene on 10-13-07
By: Ysabeau S. Wilce
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The Fat Man
- A Tale of North Pole Noir
- By: Ken Harmon
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 100
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 81
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Story4 out of 5 stars 81
Fired from his longtime job as captain of the Coal Patrol, two-foot-three-inch, 1,300-year-old elf Gumdrop Coal is angry. He's one of Santa's original elves, inspired by the fat man's vision to bring joy to children on that one special day each year. But somewhere along the way, things went sour for Gumdrop. Maybe it was delivering one too many lumps of coal for the Naughty List. Maybe it's the conspiracy against Christmas that he's starting to sense down every chimney.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic Holiday Listen
- By PastorJim on 12-17-10
By: Ken Harmon
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Disappearing Act
- A Host of Other Characters in 16 Short Stories
- By: Robert Sheehan
- Narrated by: Robert Sheehan
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
In his debut collection of short stories, Robert Sheehan disappears into characters, challenging the complacencies of everyday experience, often from entirely unexpected angles. Informed by the author’s peripatetic life, Disappearing Act reflects on the absurdity of human behaviour. Sheehan delves deep into his characters’ streams of self-talk and self-imposed delusions, exploring the dark impulses that lurk below the shiny surfaces of many outwardly normal lives.
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2 out of 5 stars
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as strange as he is
- By DEKEY on 04-08-24
By: Robert Sheehan
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Reign of Stars
- By: Tim Pratt
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 165
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 149
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 149
When the leader of the ruthless Technic League calls in a favor, the mild-mannered alchemist Alaeron has no choice but to face a life he thought he'd left behind long ago. Accompanied by his only friend, a street-savvy thief named Skiver, Alaeron must head north into Numeria, a land where brilliant and evil arcanists rule over the local barbarian tribes with technology looted from a crashed spaceship.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Narrator
- By Carolyn V on 05-27-16
By: Tim Pratt
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Quite Contrary
- By: Richard Roberts
- Narrated by: Amy Rubinate
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 112
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 99
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Story4 out of 5 stars 100
The secret of having an adventure is getting lost. Who ever visited an enchanted kingdom or fell into a fairy tale without wandering into the woods first? Well, Mary is lost. Mary is lost in the story of Little Red Riding Hood, and that is a cruel and murderous story. She's put on the red hood and met the wolf. When she gives in to her wolf's temptations, she will die.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Weird and disturbing book that I cannot unread
- By MommaOfTwoBusyBoys on 06-06-18
By: Richard Roberts
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The Henchmen Chronicles Collection, Books 1-5
- By: Craig Halloran
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 39 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 190
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 170
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 170
Contains the complete Henchmen Chronicles series.
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3 out of 5 stars
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for a credit, why not
- By Daniel on 06-24-23
By: Craig Halloran
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Proxima Legends, Vol 1
- Fantasy Online, Books 1 & 2
- By: Harmon Cooper
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 22 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 53
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 43
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 43
After the death of his best friend, Ryuk logs into the online fantasy world of Tritania in hopes of seeing her again. Joined by a cantankerous goblin, a famous Swedish gamer, and a dragon, his guild sets out on an epic quest to find Tamana. Despite pressures from the real world and a mysterious faction known as the Shinigami, Ryuk uncovers a mind-blowing secret....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Can't Stand The FICKING Swearing
- By Anonymous User on 04-08-23
By: Harmon Cooper
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Hellboy: An Assortment of Horrors
- By: Various
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 114
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 99
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 98
Fifteen of the biggest names in weird literature come together to pay tribute to Hellboy and the characters of Mike Mignola’s award-winning line of books! Assembled by Joe Golem and Baltimore co-writer Christopher Golden, this anthology boasts 15 original stories by the best in horror, fantasy, and science fiction, including Seanan McGuire (October Daye series), Chelsea Cain (Heartsick), Jonathan Maberry (Joe Ledger series), and more! The new writer of Hellboy and the BPRD, iZombie co-creator Chris Roberson, pitches in as well!
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5 out of 5 stars
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An assortment of good times.
- By Chris E. on 02-28-20
By: Various
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Dawn of Chaos
- Age of Madness - A Kurtherian Gambit Series
- By: Daniel Willcocks, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 22
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 20
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 20
Caitlin finally gets the chance to explore what's outside of the walls of the town she's been trapped in and finds vampires, werewolves, and zombie-like creatures.
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1 out of 5 stars
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disappointed
- By me.. on 01-10-23
By: Daniel Willcocks, and others
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An Alchemy of Masques and Mirrors
- The Risen Kingdoms, Book 1
- By: Curtis Craddock
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 18 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 152
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 137
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 137
Born with a deformed hand and an utter lack of the family's blood magic, Isabelle is despised by her cruel father. She is happy to be neglected so she can secretly pursue her illicit passion for math and science. Then, a surprising offer of an arranged royal marriage blows her life wide open and launches her and Jeane-Claude on an adventure that will take them from the Isle des Zephyrs in l'Empire Céleste to the very different Kingdom of Aragoth, where magic deals not with blood but with mirrors.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Can't recommend it enough!
- By A Miller on 06-26-18
By: Curtis Craddock
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Novice Dragoneer
- Dragoneer Academy, Book 1
- By: E. E. Knight
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 16 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 102
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 84
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 84
Fourteen-year-old Ileth grew up in an orphanage, and thanks to her stutter was never thought to be destined for much beyond kitchen work and cleaning. But she's dreamed of serving with the dragons ever since a childhood meeting with a glittering silver dragon and its female dragoneer. For years she waits, and as soon as she is old enough to join, Ileth runs away to become a novice dragoneer at the ancient human-dragon fortress of the Serpentine.
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3 out of 5 stars
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She’s 14yrs old
- By Alex D. on 10-23-21
By: E. E. Knight
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Witch Slapped
- Witchless in Seattle, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 906
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 833
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 833
Hello. My name is Stevie Cartwright, and I've been witchless for 30 days. If only there was a support group for down-on-their-luck ex-witches who've had their powers slapped right out of them (literally). Just as I was licking my wounds after returning to my hometown of Ebenezer Falls, Washington, and navigating my suddenly nonmagical existence with the help of my familiar, Belfry, things got sticky. Enter an ex-spy and newly departed spirit named Winterbottom, who's infiltrated my life with his sexy British accent and a couple of requests....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyed this cozy tremendously!
- By janet on 08-05-16
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Gravity's Rainbow
- By: Thomas Pynchon, Frank Miller - cover design
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 37 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,100
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 950
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Story4 out of 5 stars 939
Winner of the 1973 National Book Award, Gravity's Rainbow is a postmodern epic, a work as exhaustively significant to the second half of the 20th century as Joyce's Ulysses was to the first. Its sprawling, encyclopedic narrative and penetrating analysis of the impact of technology on society make it an intellectual tour de force.
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4 out of 5 stars
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"Time to touch the person next to you"
- By Jefferson on 07-04-16
By: Thomas Pynchon, and others
What listeners say about Ronan Boyle and the Swamp of Certain Death
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- L Fogg
- 03-21-20
Clever and funny
The second story is as entertaining as the first. With its crazy twists and creative similes, readers (and listeners) have a clear image of the “laugh out loud” adventures. Thomas Lennon’s Audible performance is truly memorable and amazing. He is so talented! Loved it!
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- TH
- 08-18-20
This is a laugh out loud listen!
Thomas Lennon is a genius! The Ronan Boyle series is our family's go to on road trips. It is witty and fun and the narration is spectacular!! We can't wait for book 3!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Tim Arbulu
- 09-29-20
Excellent Reading
My children and I love this Ronan series. The audio recording is so fun! I’m glad the author reads it, he brings the characters to life. Fun and interesting story line.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Crystal Eppinger
- 09-01-21
Fantastic
By itself a very funny book, but Mr Lennon’s reading and voices raises it to the next level.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Jeffery
- 07-24-21
Hilarious
I'm thoroughly amused. I liked this book just as much as the first one. Frequently laughed out loud while listening to it. I love that the author does his own voice acting - it's very good!
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- Ijw
- 11-11-21
not just for children
who says this has to be a children's book? just because it's not disgustingly dark?
read it like a fairy tale. except it has more twists and turns and has decidedly more interesting characters than most generic fairy tales. it's even better than most children's books.
well read and clever. just enjoy. (don't bother me with " it's not real life". who needs real life. we've already got enough of that.)
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