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Richard Herring
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Stevie Martin
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Richard Herring
About this listen
This exclusive audiobook edition features Stevie Martin, co-host of hit podcast Nobody Panic and a regular collaborator on RHLSTP and Richard’s other podcasts. Stevie is at the microphone alongside Richard, answering questions such as ‘would you rather have the legs of a dog or the face of a turkey?’ and ‘would you rather spend a night in a haunted house or an afternoon in Middlesbrough?’.
Including over three hours of original audio content, this audiobook takes Richard Herring’s Would You Rather? book as its starting point, with Richard and Stevie discussing each option in hilarious and often surreal detail. Much like Richard’s podcast, the chat isn’t always family friendly but never fails to be laugh-out-loud funny.
Listen along, and then ask your family and friends questions such as:
Would you rather have a conversation with a dolphin or an elephant?
Would you rather fall in love or fall into a swimming pool full of your favourite biscuits?
Would you rather live in a giant shoe or a giant peach?
Would you rather own a car with Jimmy Carr, a lorry with Laurie Anderson or a van with Van Morrison?
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