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Narrated by:
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Patrick Warburton
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Lemony Snicket
About this listen
For more than 20 years, Lemony Snicket has led millions of young listeners and readers through a mysterious world of bewildering questions and unfortunate events. With this latest book - a love letter to audiences young and old about the vagaries of real life - longtime fans and new listeners alike will experience Snicket’s distinctive voice in a new way.
This true story - as true as Lemony Snicket himself - begins with a puzzling note under his door: You had poison for breakfast. Following a winding trail of clues to solve the mystery of his own demise, Snicket takes us on a thought-provoking tour of his predilections: the proper way to prepare an egg, a perplexing idea called “tzimtzum”, the sublime pleasure of swimming in open water, and much else.
Poison for Breakfast is a classic-in-the-making that - in the great tradition of modern fables like The Little Prince and The Phantom Tollbooth - will delight listeners of all ages.
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Poison for breakfast?
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Oh the voice
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Patrick is the perfect, dry but not bland voice of Snicket. 10/10 did recommend haha
ADHD philosophy in the best way
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Bewildering
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The narrator, Patrick Warburton, is in my opinion the perfect narrator to encompass Lemony Snicket's writing style. His deep voice gives such gravitas to the words and phrases Mr. Snicket uses.
This book has also made me think to myself of many Bewildering things and happenings in my life. Who knew a book called Poison for Breakfast would be so philosophical.
Quite Bewildering but Amazing.
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This makes me smile
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Quirky.
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It’s a must add to the library quickly
The Narrator
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I plan to read more of Lemony Snicket's books soon.
Wonderful!!
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Lots of clever fun.
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