Oops, I Elf'd It Again
Monsterville, USA, Book 7
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Narrated by:
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Mason Lloyd
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Felicity Munroe
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Ava Ross
About this listen
I'm teaching a gorgeous elf how to fit in with humans, and now I'm falling in love.
With thirty-six looming on my horizon, I'm determined to have a child. I don't need romance. I don't need love. And I definitely don't need a happily ever after.
When my friend talks me into attending an elf ball at an estate in Monsterville, promising I'll find a guy there who'll give me what I'm seeking, I agree to go with her.
I'm barely there when I fall into the arms of the most gorgeous elf I've ever seen, Tylik. He's the LOTR elf of my dreams, so it's a good thing I've sworn off romance.
Tylik needs someone to teach him how to fit in with human society. I need a bundle of joy. We'll help each other, then end things with no looking back.
But between teaching Tylik how to drive and showing him that ice cream is amazing, I fell in love. What if he doesn't feel the same?
Oops, I Elf'd it Again, book seven in the Monsterville, USA Series, is a spicy monster romcom. Each book is standalone and best if listened to in order. Expect romantic hijinks with monsters, heat, and a happily ever after.
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