One Liners Without Foreskin
The Best Jewish Humor to Read Without Guilt for Both Spanish and English Speakers
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Narrated by:
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Barrie Kealoha
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By:
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Lázaro Droznes
About this listen
This book offers the students of Spanish and English at all levels the opportunity to enjoy a wide range of short Jewish one-liner jokes without having constantly to refer back to a dictionary. This is actually fun learning!
Humor is a serious matter, and it should not be taken lightly. Jewish humor is an inexhaustible source of comfort and relief for those of us who practice it.
Humor is a serious matter because it allows processing of pain and suffering in an elegant and pleasant way. We Jews have a preponderant participation on the world humor because no one suffers like we do. Our suffering is expressed through our humor.
Our tribute to Jewish humor masters: Woody Allen, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield, Scholem Aleijem.
Jewish humor is one of our many contributions to the Occidental cultural heritage. The more they make us suffer, the more we respond with humor.
One of the advantages of being a Jew is being able to write this book without being accused of anti-Semitism. Only Jews are morally and ethically allowed to laugh at themselves.
We must clarify that this book is not a recompilation of preexisting jokes, but fresh material, brand new, ready to be heard, written by the author and based on his own experiences and sufferings.
Pitch done, let’s talk business:
Stop suffering! Buy this book and start laughing, It's better than crying!
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