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One-Eyed Cy Gets Something to Do
- One-Eyed Cy, Book 1
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Publisher's summary
Cy has had his monster license taken away, and he has been reclassified as a Pirate, on account of him just being a normal guy with just one eye. The Pirates life is not for Cy so when an opportunity to get his license reinstated presents itself, Cy embarks on a quest, of some kind, with some people of some description, to get something or other.
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Tarak is thrown into a strange city with just a few coppers in his pocket and the tainted shadow of his family following him. At least the ale is better, but famine and poverty make it a little hard to enjoy that. With no one to call his friend and almost no knowledge of sorcery, Tarak will have to compete with the best sorcerers if he wishes to remain free.
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DNF Absolutely Insufferable
- By TC on 04-03-24
By: B.T. Narro
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Chef
- From Chef to Crafter to Conqueror, Book 1
- By: Gabriel Rathweg
- Narrated by: Lee Osorio
- Length: 11 hrs
- Unabridged
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Ryo was a chef, an extremely good one at that. That was until the entire universe as he knew it changed. After his spaceship is attacked and destroyed by an enemy armada, he finds himself in a situation he never could have imagined. Sent back in time and to an alternate reality, he has quite a few choices to make. Especially considering that the ruthless Kublai Khan and his Mongol Horde are just a few years away.
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The Author needs to learn to say more with less.
- By Chris Vernon on 08-29-23
By: Gabriel Rathweg
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Ashborn Primordial
- A Progression Fantasy Epic
- By: Vowron Prime
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 24 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Ekavir is a hardworking lumberjack's son. It isn't his fault crows speak in eldritch voices when he walks through the forest, or that his blood-red eyes leave the village kids shaking in their shoes. He might be the latest incarnation of a dreaded god known as the Primordial, but he never asked for that. He doesn't even know. When knights arrive hunting for the Ender of Realms, Vir loses his idyllic life along with his chance to be anything else. To grow strong enough to survive, he'll have to become the Primordial.
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Let Vowron Prime and Heath Miller tell you a fun story...
- By Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore on 03-29-24
By: Vowron Prime
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Tormented Soul Short Stories
- By: Ayokunle Mathew Akinbi
- Narrated by: Michael Whitlock
- Length: 17 mins
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In "Tormented Soul," embark on a chilling journey into the depths of a haunted mansion where dark secrets and restless spirits await. Sarah, a young woman grappling with the loss of her mother, finds herself drawn to the enigmatic mansion atop the hill, unaware of the horrors that lie within its walls. As she delves deeper into the mansion's mysteries, Sarah must confront the demons of her past while unraveling the sinister forces that seek to ensnare her.
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Phenomenal and Powerful
- By Blackeagle on 03-26-24
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Zodak: The Last Shielder
- Tempest Rising Series, Book 1
- By: Max Moyer
- Narrated by: Dallin Bradford
- Length: 13 hrs and 30 mins
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In the village of Laan, Zodak endures a bleak life of misery at the hands of his hateful cousins and aunt. His steadfast uncle Ardon is his only anchor. When a water sprite arrives, speaking of destiny and an epic journey that awaits, Zodak struggles to grasp how an adventure with goblins, krikkis, and dwarves could ever be his story. But when his uncle falls in a kidnapping plot and entrusts Zodak with a mysterious medallion, Zodak flees into a vast, unknown world. Seeking answers about his past and the medallion he carries, Zodak finds himself drawn to the magnificent city Uth Becca.
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Incredible!
- By CJDsCurrentRead on 04-30-24
By: Max Moyer
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- Laura
- 03-27-24
Laugh Out Loud Funny
I enjoyed this first book of the "One-Eyed Cy" series tremendously. Cy had his monster license taken away, so he set out on a quest to get it back. The story was funny; I laughed out loud. The humor was less vulgar than in some of this author's previous stories, although there were a couple of tiny slips, and therefore the whole story was more amusing to me. Lee Olson's narration was awesome. His performance was great, and his various voices, intonations, and inflections added that special something that made the story even more entertaining. I was given a free copy of the audiobook, and I have voluntarily posted this review.
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- Becky
- 04-19-24
Politically correct.
One-eyed Cy. You're the man! So funny. Such quirky characters. I especially related to the dwarf. Oops! No. The normal sized guy only shorter. I am only 5 ft tall myself.
Lee Olson's performance of this story is just the best! He gives all the characters their own personalities and voices. I can't imagine how much duller this book would be just reading it myself. Lee knows these characters inside and out. 5 stars +++ for him.
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- Nemesis
- 05-02-24
An absurd romp through a fantastical world!
Simon Carr's "One-Eyed Cy Gets Something to Do," narrated by Lee Olson, is a rollicking adventure with humor that leaps off the page and into your ears. With Carr's witty prose and Olson's engaging narration, Cy's journey from disgraced monster to reluctant pirate to questing hero is a delightfully absurd romp through a fantastical world. Get ready for laughs, surprises, and a one-eyed protagonist you won't soon forget!
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- Blackeagle
- 03-28-24
Adventures Galore
I found this book of crazy adventures to be entertaining, funny, and full of colorful characters. The storyline and narration were phenomenal and on point with tones, accents, and pronunciation. One-Eyed Cy can unintentionally get himself into some pretty stinky situations that are just laugh out loud hilarious. I highly recommend this book if love adventure and winded God's. I received this book for free upon my request. I am so happy I did. I am voluntarily leaving my honest and unbiased review here of my own volition.
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- BigT
- 05-30-24
Great humorous story
This is a just plain old funny story that is very entertaining and just a lot of fun
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