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ألبومات عمر طاهر الساخرة [Omar Taher’s Satirical Albums]
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محمد العربي
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عمر طاهر
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يقدم عمر طاهر هنا مئة طريقة مصرية للقضاء على الاكتئاب، وأهم 55 جملة يقولها الأب والأم في مصر، وأشهر مئة كذبة يقولها الرجل للست في مصر..
ويحكي عن تجربته كحارس مرمى معتزل كما يقدم شهادته على جيل الثمانينيات، ويجيب عن أسئلة كثيرة مثل : كيف تعرف أن كاتب الفيلم سيناريست مصري؟ ولماذا يكره المصريون الوظيفة ويكره أطفالهم المذاكرة؟ ولماذا عندما يقول الأب المصري "إن شاء الله"، فهو يقصد "إن شاء الله لأ"؟ وكيف تعرف أنك تسير في أحد شوارع القاهرة؟ وتقرأ جريدة مصرية؟ وتشاهد فيلمًا أنتج بعد اغتيال السادات؟ ولماذا لا يحمي القانون "المغفلين"؟ ولماذا وضعت الحكومة فوق العملات الورقية صورًا لمساجد؟ وكيف تعرف أن الشخص الواقف أمامك زملكاوي؟ وغيرها من الأفكار الذكية الممتعة التي صاغها طاهر بطريقة أصبحت علامة مسجلة...
هذا الكتاب يضم ألبومات طاهر الساخرة : "شكلها باظت"، "كابتن مصر"، "ابن عبد الحميد الترزي"، "رصف مصر"، "زملكاوي". ..وهي نسخة منقحة من هذه العناوين التي تصدَّرت قائمة الأكثر مبيعًا طويلًا، مع مقدمة تحكي كواليس التجربة.
Please note: This audiobook is in Arabic.
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