Not My Type

One Woman vs. a President

De: E. Jean Carroll

Narrado por: E. Jean Carroll

"Hearing E. Jean Carroll describe that courtroom battle in her own smoky, mirth-filled drawl is an experience too delicious for the printed page. Which is why you shouldn’t read Not My Type—you should listen to it."—Ron Charles, The Washington Post

"Delightful . . . We already know that E. Jean Carroll looked smashing when she went to court versus Donald J. Trump. But her irrepressible voice was, necessarily, repressed...Now she is saying pretty much everything."—The New York Times Book Review

"Buoyant." —The New York Times

A hilarious, hopeful, revelatory behind the scenes account of the trials that riveted the nation

You’ve heard about the tantrums, the seething, the storming out of court, yes. But what about E. Jean’s side of the story? What about the flight suits, the bottle of green Chartreuse, and the bob?

Not My Type puts you in a better seat than the jury box.

You will hear Alina Habba, Esq., “Trump’s most beautiful attorney,” asking E. Jean to “list” the people she has “slept with”—a list which turns out to be so marvelous, it is worth twice the price of this book. You will experience the fear and loathing of E. Jean’s “psychiatric evaluations,” and hear how she tries to cheer up Trump’s gloomy, $750-an-hour shrink by telling him about the strange white tablet Hunter S. Thompson gave her.

You will be in on the choosing of the “clothes for court,” and the creation of “the look”: a look that will help the jury connect the younger E. Jean who is attacked by Trump in Bergdorf’s with the older E. Jean who sits in the courtroom.

It’s all here: two dazzling trials, the full-tilt high stakes, the laugh-out-loud commentary, and the inspiring fact that a woman is never too old to get even.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2025 E. Jean Carroll (P)2025 Macmillan Audio

Reseñas de la Crítica

"A delightful full-gallop account...a memoir of love and friendship, a photo party, a movie set and—though sprinkled with social media posts—a mash note to Ye Olde New Journalism. [Carroll] is a Tom Wolfette armored in a “navy-blue Dior-inspired Zara suit” and Revlon’s Toast of New York lipstick, punctuating her observations with a 'whoooooooosh!' and a 'Swaaaaaaaaaaaaak!'"—The New York Times Book Review

"Carroll’s account of the trial is delivered in her idiosyncratic, buoyant style. The memoir opens with a Trump attorney asking her to list all of the people she’s ever slept with (“As I am excessively fond of my lovers, my answers to her question give me several minutes of happiness,” she writes), and includes courtroom transcripts that are peppered with her colorful commentary."—The New York Times

"Fascinating on so many levels...such keen and hilarious observations."—Katie Couric

Love it: determination and brilliance combined to bring Trump to justice.

The most completely successful examples of bringing justice to Donald Trump came at the hands of New York lawyers, juries, and skillful judges…and a very gutsy writer who stood up for herself and the truth. We can take solace in how E. Jean Carroll and her team of gifted litigators have set the standard for bring Trump to account.

John Grisham has nothing on E.Jean Carroll

This is the best true crime courtroom drama I have ever read— non-fiction OR fiction.
I cried, I laughed, I raged. I was in that magnificent courtroom.
This was a trial of one woman against one man; yet it was a trial of any woman again any man who has ever abused, assaulted or raped her.
Thank you, E. Jean Carroll

Perfectly Written and Narrated

E.Jean is an outstanding example female strength and resilience. She stood up to a man who hates women and believes the rule of law does not apply to him. She narrated her story with humor and in a way that it has her reader rooting for her even though they already know the outcome.
You’ll forever have my love and respect E. Jean!

You Go Girl

Talk about some guts! You told us your straight story with realistic narration … and I thought I was listening to my cool aunt entertaining the family. I loved your honesty and your purpose! Such courage … Thank you.

Fantastic audible delivery of the book by the author.

Bravo !! Feels like sitting right beside Ms Carrol and listening to her bravely tell this part of her fascinating life story. You will fall in love with this intelligent and charismatic woman & the wit and candor she wields in telling it all.

E. Jean is hilarious

I loved every minute! I wish I knew Ms. Carroll personally. I wouldnt get the expensive clothes, but I definitely would have loved to ride shotgun in Miss Beasley!! she is so funny. so real. she takes no bullshit. she doesn't take the bait. and she has great taste in friends! I love hearing/seeing Molly, George, & Mary etc. she keeps good company and dishes all! I'm so glad George introduced her to her Robbie. and together they take the big clown down. the deposition of trump has to be a master class!

Excellent and riveting

E Jean Carroll is both astonishingly gifted and brave! Her writing is compelling and brings to life the situation so many experience but few have the courage to tell. The price she has paid to bring her journey to life in this book is huge, but her bravery will help so many. And her performance? This could not have been told by a narrator. Grammy please. Seriously.

Powerful story that is so terribly important for every woman, every person, who needs to confront injustice.

Told as if she is your best friend sitting in your kitchen. She doesn’t hide her emotions and sense of vulnerability. She shows through spectacular writing what it means to be tough, truthful, and persistent.

E. Jean is Unabashedly Herself

This book is the most entertaining and uplifting story about an extremely difficult subject that I have ever experienced. I recommend that you don't shy away from it because it is about a rape trial. I feel uplifted by it even in these difficult times. E. Jean is an extraordinary writer and woman.

how women are treated by Trump

like that she got justice. although brags about her eliteness. bragging about designer clothes to much.