Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

By: Messie Condo

Narrated by: Hillary Huber

Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most.

You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

• ditch the d*mn indecision
• get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
• give your busy family a f*cking break
• and more!

Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

©2023 Messie Condo (P)2023 Dreamscape Media

Loved this! Didn't want it to end!

Loved this! The candidness was spot on and helpful! Had to buy her other book the minute I was finished with this one! The candid humor was uplifting and motivating !!!

Getting real about decluttering before I die

Sadly, too many F bombs and other cuss words were unnecessarily sprinkled throughout the otherwise very useful ideas. I assumed the milder word in the title just meant to highlight the reality of the book's subject matter, which I could live with. However, once I started the book it was immediately evident the author could have gotten the point across with just as much conviction without all the unnecessary cussing. I realize I could simply choose to pass on the book altogether, but really wanted to hear the ideas and info to motivate me on my decluttering journey. I found the ridiculous use of F words to be distracting from the otherwise positive message of the book.

Laughing all the way….

Entertainment included. We all have an expiration date - some may know it’s sooner vs later (hand raised). Regardless-EVERYONE should prepare. The older, weaker, more physically challenged we become (naturally or unplanned), the elements of frustration and self kicks in the a$$ increase.
My only child is a death investigator. Our conversations have no sugar coatings. Most won’t have THAT advantage in the beginning. Be receptive and request the same of those you’ll share these preparations with.
Most people truly do NOT want (most of) your stuff. Don’t be offended. Thank them for being honest.
Most importantly-GET YOUR LEGAL MATTERS DONE FIRST!!!
My daughter says it is a HUGE HELP for the family when the deceased has already taken care of the legal matters.
Next level is about all of our “sheeeeeet”. This audiobook is phenomenal. I’ve been treating it like a favorite song I play on repeat. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!

worth a credit

not sure why it's so expensive but it's worth using an audible credit on.. there's dark humor and lots of vulgarity so not recommended for the sensitive people. get it together and get rid of your shyte so you don't burden others with it when you're gone.. I'm excited to live with less shyte anyway...

Love it

Thank you for the direct fucking talk about my shit! I went home after I read the first half of this book and felt the need to declutter!!

Real Truth Transmitted!

If you haven’t considered what happens to your stuff after you die… Even at 39 this book was incredibly helpful. I don’t plan on dying anytime soon, but it does make me think about some of the stuff I keep. I need to listen to it again as there’s so much great material in it! I’m just glad that this audiobook doesn’t take up space on the bookshelf.

Way more fun than serious

I like that it stuck to the subject but stayed respectful of real emotions. Reader did a fine job & I enjoyed the bursts of irreverent silliness.

Fantastic! Love this author AND narrator!

Really love “Messy Kondo” and her very real and down-to-earth take on decluttering, Swedish Death-Cleaning, and all that these entail. She makes a dreaded topic fun, entertaining, and DO-able! Full of great ideas and tips for dealing with all of your CRAP! 😂.

Excellent book and great narration!

Persist and trust that you will succeed.

I liked the humor that kept me reading. Most declutter advice books are too serious in tone. A little bit of sugar makes the medicine go down!!!

Motivating, Effective, Thorough and Funny

After numerous unsuccessful attempts at reorganizing and decluttering, I found myself exhausted just at the thought of it, often procrastinating on other tasks instead. However, this is the first book that truly motivated me by effectively illustrating the methodologies, benefits and enjoyment of decluttering, delivered with irony and humor. While I personally do not use some of the wordage, I understand they were the tools the author used to captivate and engage the audience. After experiencing this book - never a dull moment - I feel confident that I will finally tackle the task. Thank you for the inspiration!