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Michael Anderle
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It's out there, it's ALWAYS been out there—just no one believed it.
Governments, Black Ops, Rich Businessmen...All want alien tech and some are going to great lengths, illegal lengths, to procure it.
Someone went so far as to endanger a young girl's family. A young girl who wrote a letter to the Queen Bitch. Now, those that are searching for the technology will have to deal with TQB.
If there is one thing that will get Bethany Anne's attention... It's mistreating the defenseless.
Bethany Anne tries to stay out of the world's business, but they just keep doing stupid stuff...
Sucks to be them.
Performed by Colleen Delany, Emily Beresford, Amanda Forstrom, Mark Harrietha, Wyn Delano, David Cui Cui, Dan Delgado, Christopher Williams, Danny Gavigan, Jacob Yeh, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby, Aure Nash, Anthony Palmini, Sara Matsui-Colby, Zeke Alton, Terence Aselford, Michael Glenn, Scott McCormick, Jonathan Lee Taylor, Bianca Bryan, Stewart Crank, Matthew Bassett, Matthew Schleigh, Steve Wannall, Bradley Foster Smith, JW Rone, Matthew Pauli, Eric Messner, Richard Rohan, Daniel Llaca, Andy Clemence, Christopher Walker, Tyler Hyrchuk, Ken Jackson, Marni Penning, Rana Kay, Keval Shah, Rayner Gabriel, James Lewis, Tia Shearer, Stephon Walker, Rob McFadyen, Tony Nam, Karen Novack, David Engel, Stephanie Nemeth-Parker, Michael John Casey, Nanette Savard, Jeri Marshall, Catherine Aselford, and Yasmin Tuazon.
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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George Orwell’s 1984
- An Audible Original adaptation
- By: George Orwell, Joe White - adaptation
- Narrated by: Andrew Garfield, Cynthia Erivo, Andrew Scott, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,058
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7,670
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,669
It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Revelation!
- By wotsallthisthen on 04-07-24
By: George Orwell, and others
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Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,431
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,272
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,266
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37,665
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 33,520
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33,416
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94,510
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86,517
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Story4 out of 5 stars 86,315
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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Temporal
- By: Julian Simpson, Richard MacLean Smith, Bec Boey, and others
- Narrated by: Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Jessie Mei Li, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,029
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,979
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,980
In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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3 out of 5 stars
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others
What listeners say about My Ride Is a Bitch (Dramatized Adaptation)
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- Randall
- 10-25-23
I love the believable banter and characters
I don't know what it is, but the banter between the characters in the dramatized version is so good, and makes them all feel like real people. The way Bobcat and William play off each other is fantastic. And William's line "did I like it?" had me rolling. The first moments of the book were very confusing/disorienting but make sense later in the book. Overall really looking forward to the next dramatized release.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-05-23
Well Done
I have read or listened to other firms of this book and appreciate this format in holding my concentration. This series is my favorite. I like the music, narration, voice acting, and plot. I look forward to the next dramatization.
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- Kimberly Mercer
- 05-01-24
genius
of all the cuss words this guy can string together the titty tape one had me in stitches God bless you Michael you are absolute genius Love the story
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