My Ride Is a Bitch
The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 13
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Emily Beresford
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Michael Anderle
About this listen
It's out there, it's always been out there - just no one believed it.
Governments, black ops, rich businessmen.... All want alien tech, and some are going to great lengths, illegal lengths, to procure it.
Someone went so far as to endanger a young girls family. A young girl who wrote a letter to the Queen Bitch. Now, those that are searching for the technology will have to deal with TQB.
If there is one thing that will get Bethany Anne's attention... it's mistreating the defenseless.
Bethany Anne tries to stay out of the world's business, but they just keep doing stupid stuff....
Sucks to be them.
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,236
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,149
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,142
Government secrets are being sold, and the newly sworn in president of the United States already feels out of options. Without knowing the full scope of the scandal, the president decides to turn to the one person he knows he can trust - former FBI agent Elizabeth James. Her deep distrust of the system is rooted in her unfair discharge from service. Now she sees a chance to restore her reputation and send a message to those who would use their power to destroy others' lives.
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4 out of 5 stars
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🌟🌟4 Stars 🌟🌟
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 02-11-18
By: Kathleen Brooks
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The Event
- By: Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,262
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,078
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,075
Cities all around the world reported strange alien vessels descending. Some saw them as the heralds of a new age; others fired everything they had at them. All were taken as the beams lashed down and drew them into the sky. Dean was left behind, seemingly the last man on Earth. A trail of clues left by his dead wife guides Dean on a perilous journey across America and beyond to learn the truth behind the mysterious ships and save humanity from its doom.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Did not inspire me to get the next book.
- By MD on 12-13-18
By: Nathan Hystad
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The Kid Sensation Series: Books 1-3
- By: Kevin Hardman
- Narrated by: Mikael Naramore
- Length: 20 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 419
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 383
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Get the first three books in the Kid Sensation series. Like millions of other kids, Jim grew up wanting to be a superhero. Unlike most of his contemporaries, however, Jim actually had the goods: a plethora of super powers that would have been the envy of any meta on the planet. But when his tryout with the Alpha League - the world's premiere group of supers - goes disastrously wrong, Jim basically becomes an outcast.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Puberty and Superpowers
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 03-06-18
By: Kevin Hardman
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The Book of Levi
- The Demon Accords, Book 0.5
- By: John Conroe
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 601
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 530
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Story5 out of 5 stars 530
How do you raise a boy who can bend reality with his mind? How do you keep him levelheaded, sane, and good? Raising any child is a tremendous undertaking, let alone one blessed by the goddess herself. Levi Guildersleeve, retired soldier and successful collector of rare books, finds himself as the only male role model of the most powerful witch ever born.
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3 out of 5 stars
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This could have been amazing, went on too long.
- By Justin on 11-22-22
By: John Conroe
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A Hymn Before Battle
- Legacy of the Aldenata
- By: John Ringo
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 14 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,772
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,270
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,269
With Earth in the path of the rapacious Posleen, the Galactic Federation offers help to the backward humans - for a price. You can protect yourself from your enemies, but God save you from your allies!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another heads up!
- By Dr. Daniel Chapman on 06-12-14
By: John Ringo
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Mutineer
- Kris Longknife, Book 1
- By: Mike Shepherd
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 14 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,654
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,281
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,273
Kris Longknife is a daughter of privilege, born to money and power. Her father is the prime minister of her home planet, her mother the consummate politician's wife. She's been raised only to be beautiful and marry well. But the heritage of the military Longknifes courses through Kris' blood - and, against her parents' objections, she enlists in the Marines.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Harsh reviews seem undeserved to me
- By Jeffery on 09-29-10
By: Mike Shepherd
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Event
- By: David L. Golemon
- Narrated by: Richard Poe
- Length: 16 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,086
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 974
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Story4 out of 5 stars 968
In the summer of 1947, an unidentified object crashed in Roswell, New Mexico. There were no survivors. Now it's happened again. But this time, two creatures have emerged from the wreckage alive.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Great Series.
- By Frank on 07-29-13
By: David L. Golemon
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Patient Zero
- The Joe Ledger Novels, Book 1
- By: Jonathan Maberry
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 14 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,095
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,528
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 15,489
When you have to kill the same terrorist twice in one week there’s either something wrong with your world or something wrong with your skills - and there’s nothing wrong with Joe Ledger’s skills. And that’s both a good and a bad thing. It’s good because he’s a Baltimore detective who has just been secretly recruited by the government to lead a new task force created to deal with the problems that Homeland Security can’t handle....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Yes! It IS that good. Five stars and more.
- By Kim Venatries on 10-05-12
By: Jonathan Maberry
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The Punch Escrow
- By: Tal M. Klein
- Narrated by: Matthew Mercer
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,381
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,198
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,196
Joel Byram is an everyday 22nd century guy. He spends his days training artificial-intelligence engines to act more human, jamming out to 1980s new wave - an extremely obscure genre - and trying to salvage his deteriorating marriage. Joel is pretty much an everyday guy with everyday problems - until he's accidentally duplicated while teleporting. Now Joel must outsmart the shadowy organization that controls teleportation, outrun the religious sect out to destroy it, and find a way to get back to the woman he loves.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Great Premise, terrible execution
- By Perfect Tommy on 09-25-17
By: Tal M. Klein
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Nightshades
- A Paranormal Thriller (Nightshades, Book 1)
- By: Melissa F. Olson
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 4 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 342
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 301
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Story4 out of 5 stars 299
Alex McKenna is the new Special Agent in Charge of the Chicago office of the Bureau of Preternatural Investigations - the division tasked with investigating crimes involving shades. Or vampires, as they're more widely known. Children have been going missing, and agents are routinely being slaughtered. It's up to McKenna, and some unlikely allies, to get to the bottom of the problem, and find the kids before it's too late.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun, with enough novelty to be interesting
- By S. Yates on 01-27-18
By: Melissa F. Olson
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Ghost
- Paladin of Shadows, Book 1
- By: John Ringo
- Narrated by: Jeremy Arthur
- Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,254
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,141
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,149
Former SEAL Michael Harmon, Team Name ''Ghost'', retired for service injuries, is not enjoying college life. But things are about to change, if not for the better. When he sees a kidnapping, a series of, at the time logical, decisions leave him shot to ribbons and battling a battalion of Syrian commandos with only the help of three naked co-eds who answer to the names ''Bambi,'' ''Thumper'' and ''Cotton Tail.'
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4 out of 5 stars
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HARD CORP Descriptive Sex Warning!
- By Trip Williams on 01-15-14
By: John Ringo
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Dark Run
- Keiko, Book 1
- By: Mike Brooks
- Narrated by: Damian Lynch
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 178
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 159
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Story4 out of 5 stars 159
The Keiko is a ship of smugglers, soldiers of fortune and adventurers, travelling Earth's colony planets, searching for the next job. And nobody talks about their past. But when a face from Captain Ichabod Drift's former life sends them on a run to Old Earth, all the rules change. Trust will be broken, and blood will be spilled.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun sf in a familiar setting *cough Firefly cough*
- By John on 06-12-16
By: Mike Brooks
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The Plantation
- Payne & Jones, Book 1
- By: Chris Kuzneski
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 13 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 356
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 269
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Story4 out of 5 stars 270
The first to disappear is a ski instructor in the secluded mountains of Colorado. Hours later, a pregnant woman is abducted from a crowded hospital. Two places, two incidents, a single motive. And so it begins....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Incredible Story
- By Char on 07-11-09
By: Chris Kuzneski
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Indexing
- Indexing, Book 1
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Mary Robinette Kowal
- Length: 12 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,450
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,327
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,322
For most people, the story of their lives is just that: the accumulation of time, encounters, and actions into a cohesive whole. But for an unfortunate few, that day-to-day existence is affected - perhaps infected is a better word - by memetic incursion: where fairy tale narratives become reality, often with disastrous results.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Boring
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-23-18
By: Seanan McGuire
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The Death
- A Post Apocalyptic Novel
- By: John W. Vance
- Narrated by: Guy Williams
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 363
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 343
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Story4 out of 5 stars 343
The Death will find you... Devin Chase was just living his life, when the world changed in an instant. In the matter of a week a deadly virus known as The Death ravages the world killing over 90% of those infected. After six months in a self-imposed quarantine, he emerges into a new world. As he travels, he discovers others like him who are immune, but he also discovers that the world he knew is gone. It has been replaced with a savage and brutal one where the only rule is kill or be killed.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Unintentionally hilarious!
- By Steve Welch on 06-18-15
By: John W. Vance
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Elemental Mating
- By: Milly Taiden
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Tess Irondale
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 435
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 402
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 399
Brilliant scientist Melinda Caster has discovered a new strain of the Zika virus that stimulates synaptic growth in embryos, causing neuron development beyond normal human levels. Way beyond, like ESP-levels of cognitive abilities. When the lab is broken into, Melinda realizes that someone has been keeping tabs on her research and wants it for themselves. A happy accident destroys critical data before it can fall into the wrong hands, but unfortunately that makes Melinda and her perfect memory a target.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good story!
- By NancyB on 11-27-17
By: Milly Taiden
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- sam
- 12-07-17
loved the book and the narrator .
Grate job Micheal I really loved the story until now and can't wait to listen to what happens next. also thank you very much Emily I love the way u read and can tell u have put alot of effort into your work keep up the good work.
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- B Hurst
- 12-16-17
Advances the series but not much of a story
I realize these books are more like a serialized novel than standalone books. Still, I would like to have some kind of a story that reaches a conclusion at the end of the book. This book advances the overall series but doesn't have a satisfying storyline. Emily does a pretty good job again but it bugs me when a word is mispronounced.
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- Jack Bullard
- 11-22-19
Wow, Amazing, Fantastic
I enjoyed the audio book as well as the previous 12 books. I know I am still a long way behind. Emily does a super fantastic narration. Her voice characters are wild. The best I have ever heard.
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- Laura
- 08-30-21
I love this series
The story keeps going to where Mr. Anderle take us. I like the story. And the job that Ms. Beresford is doing keeps me hooked. Thank you.
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- Jim
- 05-18-18
Once again, loved the book.
Enjoyed the book and can’t wait to start the next one.
The NARRATOR is Awesome!!! I can’t believe all the voices she does but I’m glad she’s able to do it. It adds so much texture to the book.
When listening to the audible book it is nice to know what character is talking. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
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- Ron
- 05-10-20
thanks for a great read
once again I am astounded at a great read and great reader. Thank you for the day dreaming you have stirred up.
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- Jimbo
- 07-01-18
The heat is on
The whole world is starting to come together for a change... against TQB. Oh well, their loss.
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- Traci K
- 06-01-20
So many great moments!
This book is loaded with great moments!!! Ever wonder how our heroes would do in a no weapon, no gear fight against and alien? We also get some spaceship action! TH is back (Check out his story in the Bad Company series by Craig Martelle). The action is heating up and BA is the point of the knife.
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- hkay
- 04-03-18
More of an episode than a novel
It was like a lot of short stories taking at the same time instead of a novel. The narrator was excellent, but there’s no way ay any narrator could have distinguished all the characters, and do many were so minor. Why bother. It ended well but was definitely my least favorite of the series so far.
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- timothy
- 12-07-17
well yeah wow!
another fantastic book Micheal I'll tell everybody I see that I listen to audible all day try to interview some to you hopefully somebody follow suit
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