Musicarolina
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Three bank robbers are on the run following a rather unusual heist. They decide to seek shelter for the night in a tiny, seemingly harmless town. However, the following morning they awaken to discover that the town they chose is actually some form of disturbingly cheery utopia complete with sickly sweet citizens who have the rather odd habit of breaking into perfectly choreographed song and dance numbers.
When they try to leave, they discover that getting out of this bizarre little village may not be as easy as they thought. As night begins to fall and the far more sinister side of the town begins to emerge from the shadows, they begin to realize they may not be able to escape with their lives at all.
So, sing and dance along with our heroes! Impress your friends! Creep out your co-workers! Terrify strangers on the bus! As they try to fight their way past satanic show tune singers, shotgun-happy sheriffs, monsters, and more in Musicarolina, a tale of monsters, demons, criminals, and fabulous musical numbers!
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Marla Mason is the chief sorcerer of Felport, a woman who's tangled with gods and monsters and come out on top (if a bit damaged in the process). Bone Shop tells the story of Marla's evolution from runaway to sorcerer's apprentice to mercenary magician and beyond. Fans of the urban fantasy series from Bantam Spectra that began with Blood Engines will find surprising secrets revealed about Marla's past, and new listeners can get to know the character from the very beginning.
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LIKE LIVING IN A FRAT HOUSE
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-12-17
By: T. A. Pratt
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The Plantation
- Payne & Jones, Book 1
- By: Chris Kuzneski
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 13 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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The first to disappear is a ski instructor in the secluded mountains of Colorado. Hours later, a pregnant woman is abducted from a crowded hospital. Two places, two incidents, a single motive. And so it begins....
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Incredible Story
- By Char on 07-11-09
By: Chris Kuzneski
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The Last Mailman
- By: Kevin Burke
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
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Four-year degree in business.Trained in hand-to-hand combat. Works well with zombies.This is the resume of the last mailman on Earth. It is the near future, and the modern world we knew has been overrun and destroyed by reanimated corpses who hunt humans for food. Mankind has retreated to small pockets of civilization and practically surrendered to these walking dead. But one man routinely leaves behind the safety and comfort of his home in this new world in order to find the people and things we’ve long abandoned.
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Zombies but not as many as expected
- By As happy as a monkey with two bananas in his hands on 08-16-13
By: Kevin Burke
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The Curse of Crow Hollow
- By: Billy Coffey
- Narrated by: Gabe Wicks
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
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A group of teenagers find strange prints seared into the ground around their campsite. They follow the tracks, thinking it will lead to fun. But it doesn't. They eventually arrive at the edge of Alvaretta Graves' property - house of the legendary Riverwood Witch. When an agrument that arises turns violent, Alvaretta places a curse on them.
By: Billy Coffey
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An Unattractive Vampire
- By: Jim McDoniel
- Narrated by: Drew Campbell
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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After three centuries trapped underground, thousand-year-old Yulric Bile, also known as The Cursed One, The Devil's Apprentice, He Who Worships the Slumbering Horrors, awakens only to find that no one believes he is a vampire. Apparently he's just too ugly. Modern vampires, he soon discovers, are pretty, weak, and, most disturbing of all, good.
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Blood, Guts and lots of laughs!
- By Aaron on 08-27-16
By: Jim McDoniel
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Dying Bites
- Bloodhound Files, Book 1
- By: D. D. Barant
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
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Her job description is the "tracking and apprehension of mentally-fractured killers". What this really means in FBI profiler Jace Valchek's brave new world - one in which only one percent of the population is human - is that a woman's work is never done. And real is getting stranger every day. Jace has been ripped from her reality by David Cassius, the vampire head of the NSA. He knows that she's the best there is in the business, and David needs her help in solving a series of gruesome murders of vampires and werewolves.
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Not a yawner!
- By K on 09-17-12
By: D. D. Barant
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The Ferryman Institute
- A Novel
- By: Colin Gigl
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Ferryman Charlie Dawson saves dead people - somebody has to convince them to move on to the afterlife, after all. Having never failed a single assignment, he's acquired a reputation for success that's as legendary as it is unwanted. It turns out that serving as a Ferryman is causing Charlie to slowly lose his mind. Deemed too valuable by the Ferryman Institute to be let go and too stubborn to just give up in his own right, Charlie's pretty much abandoned all hope of escaping his grim existence. Or he had, anyway, until he saved Alice Spiegel.
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Narrator does not capture tone of the story
- By Jessica Bell on 03-15-17
By: Colin Gigl
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The Merchant of Death
- Pendragon, Book 1
- By: D. J. MacHale
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 12 hrs and 11 mins
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Bobby Pendragon is a seemingly normal 14-year-old boy. He has a family, a home, and even Marley, his beloved dog. But there is something very special about Bobby: he is going to save the world.
And not just Earth as we know it. Bobby is slowly starting to realize that life in the cosmos isn't quite what he thought it was. And before he can object, he is swept off to an alternate dimension known as Denduron, a territory inhabited by strange beings, ruled by a magical tyrant, and plagued by dangerous revolution.
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The Merchant of Death (Unabridged
- By Bronwyn on 07-26-08
By: D. J. MacHale
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Yesterday's Gone: Season One
- By: Sean Platt, David Wright
- Narrated by: Chris Patton, Brian Holsopple, Ray Chase, and others
- Length: 15 hrs and 43 mins
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Can humanity Survive what it never saw coming? On October 15 at 2:15 a.ms Earth vanished. A scattered few woke alone in a world with no rules, other than survival at any cost. A journalist wanders the wretched reality of an empty New York, searching for his wife and son. A serial killer must hunt in a land where prey is now an endangered species. A mother shields her young daughter from danger through every terror-filled breath.
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Idk how it got such rave reviews!? horrible!!
- By Kate+4 on 05-26-18
By: Sean Platt, and others
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Graveyard Shift
- By: Michael F. Haspil
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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Alex Menkaure, former pharaoh and mummy, and his vampire partner, Marcus, born in ancient Rome, are vice cops in a special Miami police unit. They fight to keep the streets safe from criminal vampires, shape-shifters, bootleg blood dealers, and anti-vampire vigilantes. When poisoned artificial blood drives vampires to murder, the city threatens to tear itself apart. Only an unlikely alliance with former opponents can give Alex and Marcus a fighting chance against an ancient vampire conspiracy.
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Vampires and humans living in harmony?
- By Anne on 03-23-18
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- Richard G.
- 03-23-18
A Special Kind of Purgatory
Would you consider the audio edition of Musicarolina to be better than the print version?
Didn't read the print version, but very much enjoyed the audio version.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Kurt, the ever-faithful sidekick. He just couldn't escape his role.
What does Theo Holland bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Theo Holland brings each character to life with a different voice and/or accent.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
No extreme reaction, but I enjoyed it a lot.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-02-23
Very unique and creative!
I greatly enjoyed this book and the characters in it! A great page turner! The characters are well thought out and the songs are amazing!
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- Danny Harr
- 01-10-21
Creepy
First this was not what I was expecting. I saw bank robbers and thought western theme. i should have read more. This is wild and creepy. it is funny. if you like this genre you will love it. IT IS FUNNY. Theo Holland should get an award for his performance on this book. If my review was any help will you please click the helpful link. Thank you
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- Loriann Malean
- 10-02-18
Extremely unique and entertaining
I can definitely say this book is like nothing I've listened to or read before!! It was extremely unique. The characters were fun and engaging, and the story was so creative. I thoroughly enjoyed it. The moment when the narrator did the first song (chant) by the creepy mob was the moment I knew this book was going to take me on an adventure and that I was totally hooked. It was so unlike any other narrator I've listened to. Theo Holland did an amazing job on this reading in my opinion, in fact his reading and all the unique sound effects and character voices is what took this book to a whole new level. The writing and the narration as a combined whole makes this book a must listen. I understand that they were supposed to be songs being sung....but the way it was done to me just made it that much more interesting and creepy which I loved. This is the first audio book I've heard that the narrator used so many sound effects too.....it was so cool and just made the story come to life even more. Such as the creepy mob, the CB radio the cop used, when the characters spoke in unison, etc. Amazing job and creativity as far as I'm concerned. The writer also did an amazing job not only with the overall story, but the character's charisma was just wonderful!!! I couldn't get enough of the whitty banter and sarcastic comments between the men. It just made the story. So......after all that.....the bottom line is that I definitely highly recommend that you listen to this book!!!!
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- Peterack
- 10-17-18
Great Story Meets Great Narration
When I read the summary of MusicArolina I was captivated. A frightening, yet music filled town, where bank robbers go to hide and then need to escape...all written with humor? The book itself is wonderfully written and I laughed audibly often! What made this an even better "read" was the audio narration by the talented Theo Holland. Theo continues to amaze me with his talents. He brings in various voices for characters, but subtly in a way that flavors the text and does not overdo the reading. He makes the story come alive, and he knows "funny," meaning when to pause and how to tell a joke (or read a line that was written for the purpose of humor). As I say the writing itself is humorous but Mr. Holland only added to it.
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- LarryKernan
- 03-11-18
An excellent story that follows no rules
I found myself easily wrapped up in this book. I couldn't stop listening to Mr. Gunning's elaborately told adventure. From the scenes set in the present, the scenes set in flashbacks, and dare I say it, even the songs left me wanting to continue the tale.
The characters, the references, and my inability to compare this to any other book makes me want to share it with as many people as possible. If you're looking for a story that is an unexpected surprise, then this is the book you need.
Theo Holland did an excellent job reading Daniel's words.
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- koinobi
- 09-24-20
Long winded
The narrator was great, but someone should have told the author that excessive exposition does not a good book make.
Much of the wonderful witty banter was buried in long winded monologues.
I would have given the book a four star even with this newbie mistake if the last three hours hadn't felt like a week long church sermon.
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- Josh Lee Hansen
- 03-19-18
good story but horrible reading
The story was good and entertaining but the voice actor didn't sing any of the musical parts. He just talked thru all the musical parts with a weird robot voice mix. It really ruined a lot of the story. Wait untill they get a new voice actor/cast that can actually sing the parts.
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