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Murder Your Employer

By: Rupert Holmes
Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
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A New York Times bestseller! From Edgar Award-winning novelist, playwright, and story-songwriter Rupert Holmes comes a diabolical thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, “a fantasy academy laid out like a combination of Hogwarts, Downton Abbey, and a White Lotus-style resort” (Los Angeles Times) dedicated to the art of murder where students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim.

Who hasn’t wondered for a split second what the world would be like if a person who is the object of your affliction ceased to exist? But then you’ve probably never heard of The McMasters Conservatory, dedicated to the consummate execution of the homicidal arts. To gain admission, a student must have an ethical reason for erasing someone who deeply deserves a fate no worse (nor better) than death. The campus of this “Poison Ivy League” college—its location unknown to even those who study there—is where you might find yourself the practice target of a classmate…and where one’s mandatory graduation thesis is getting away with the perfect murder of someone whose death will make the world a much better place to live.

Prepare for an education you’ll never forget. A “fiendishly funny” (Booklist) mix of witty wordplay, breathtaking twists and genuine intrigue, Murder Your Employer will gain you admission into a wholly original world, cocooned within the most entertaining book about well-intentioned would-be murderers you’ll ever read.

©2023 Rupert Holmes (P)2023 Simon & Schuster, Inc.

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witty clear and engaging

each character had a clear individual story line including their convergence....without getting muddled! the tales are engaging, creative and curious. thought about them when not listening!

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Loved it!

Entertaining in every way with its skillful plotting, wonderful use of language, delightful whimsy & outstanding narration.

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Great book. Worth the time

I love to listen to murder mystery books so this one wasn’t in my normal genre, but very entertaining. The narration was great and I felt the storyline was very easy to follow

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Good book with 2 great narrators

I really enjoyed it and couldn't stop listening. Well worth a credit and your time.

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Imagery is incredible. Totally an opportunity to make this into a movie, even expand on it. I sincerely hope this series continues.

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Joy to listen!

Cheeky story, very fun listen! Narration was a joy. This should be made into a movie.

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Great book!

Could not stop listening to it. Share it!! So funny and so well thought out.

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I recommend this book

I loved the play on words. The narration was excellent. I love the intellectual humor in the story.

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Great Road Trip Reaf

Son and I really enjoyed this book!! Took some effort to figure out when it was set but that was kind of a fun puzzle as well.

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Interesting storyline, narration needs work

NPH’s narration needs work; it lacked emotion and was difficult to follow. The storyline was fairly good but dragged near the end.

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