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Narrated by:
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Abby Sher
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By:
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Daren King
About this listen
When Paul Mouse overhears a customer in a restaurant ordering mouse noses on toast, he assumes it must be a joke. Mouse noses on toast is a myth, isn’t it? But when the waiter asks if that would be with or without whiskers, Paul knows it’s no joke.
So begins a laugh-out-loud funny ride involving mouse activists and cheese addicts. Along with his friends - Sandra the Christmas tree ornament, Rowley Barker Hobbs, a shaggy sheepdog, and the Tinby, a sort of monster, Paul Mouse, who’s sadly allergic to cheese, campaigns to bring an end to this disgusting human eating habit.
This inviting audiobook will keep young listeners giggling.
©2008 Daren King (P)2019 Listening LibraryListeners also enjoyed...
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