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Thomas William Simpson
About this listen
Simpson is a poet, novelist, biographer, editor, and publisher. He has dedicated an absurd chunk of his adulthood to scribbling stories. This bizarre vocation has brought lasting contentment along with financial ruin. Worth all the time and trouble? Hmm. Imagine life sans art.
So what's this one all about? This Middle Class American White Boy biz? It's Simpson's attempt to pen a unique and entertaining memoir through narrative verse. Each "poem," "story," "yarn," whatever you want to call it, tells a tale of some life-altering experience in Simpson's journey through the cosmos. The places he's ventured. The folks he's met. The stuff he's seen and done.
Hey y'all. Your author here. This is my third edition of McAWB. It contains a dozen new narratives of various hues. Several of the existing narratives have been edited, as my memory recalls certain people and events differently now than it did when I first penned the piece. It is the author's prerogative, after all, to alter reality. Thanks and enjoy!
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