Merde Happens
Merde, Book 3
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Narrated by:
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Frazer Douglas
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By:
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Stephen Clark
About this listen
In the acclaimed third book in the popular Merde series, Paul West winds up stuck in America, chin-deep in financial trouble. He and his French girlfriend set off on their journey, with hopes of escaping fiscal ruin. But as the not-so-dynamic duo stumble toward Los Angeles, via Boston, Miami, New Orleans, and Las Vegas, Paul’s plans for success, of course, turn to merde: The couple takes on carjackers, old flames, and liaisons dangereuses. The result is a madcap, hilarious adventure and a sardonically witty tour through America, France, and England.
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 35
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Thoroughly Enjoyable
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 535
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Story4 out of 5 stars 531
When Charles "Shake" Bouchon, professional wheel man, walks out of prison after a three-year stretch for grand theft auto, he's got only two problems: he's too nice a guy for the life he's led and not nice enough for any other. So he says yes when he's asked to run a simple errand for his former boss and lover, Alexandra Ilandryan, the formidable pakhan of the Armenian mob in Los Angeles.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A whole lotta fun.
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A Newfoundlander in Canada
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- Narrated by: Alan Doyle
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 111
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 104
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Story5 out of 5 stars 100
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Newfoundlander
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 340
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 305
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4 out of 5 stars
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I enjoyed it. I loved the end!
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1 out of 5 stars
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Is that it?
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Bangkok 8
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 287
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2 out of 5 stars
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Very dissapointing
- By Dennis on 05-29-13
By: John Burdett
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Transmission
- By: Hari Kunzru
- Narrated by: Hari Kunzru
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 153
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4 out of 5 stars 35
Transmission, Hari Kunzru's new novel of love and lunacy, immigration and immunity, introduces a daydreaming Indian computer geek whose luxurious fantasies about life in America are shaken when he accepts a California job offer.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Thoroughly Enjoyable
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By: Hari Kunzru
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Gutshot Straight
- By: Lou Berney
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 622
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 535
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Story4 out of 5 stars 531
When Charles "Shake" Bouchon, professional wheel man, walks out of prison after a three-year stretch for grand theft auto, he's got only two problems: he's too nice a guy for the life he's led and not nice enough for any other. So he says yes when he's asked to run a simple errand for his former boss and lover, Alexandra Ilandryan, the formidable pakhan of the Armenian mob in Los Angeles.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A whole lotta fun.
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By: Lou Berney
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A Newfoundlander in Canada
- Always Going Somewhere, Always Coming Home
- By: Alan Doyle
- Narrated by: Alan Doyle
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 111
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 104
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Story5 out of 5 stars 100
Often in a van, sometimes in a bus, occasionally in a car with broken wipers "using Bob's belt and a rope found by Paddy's Pond" to pull them back and forth, Alan and his bandmates charted new territory, and he constantly measured what he saw of the vast country against what his forefathers once called the Daemon Canada. In a period punctuated by triumphant leaps forward for the band, deflating steps backward, and everything in between.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Newfoundlander
- By Deedra on 12-28-17
By: Alan Doyle
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Black Fridays
- By: Michael Sears
- Narrated by: Erik Bergmann
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 340
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 305
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Story4 out of 5 stars 304
Sometimes a man can be redeemed. But not in the way he expects. Jason Stafford is a former Wall Street hotshot who made some bad moves, paid the price with two years in prison, and is now trying to put his life back together. He’s unemployable, until an investment firm asks him to look into possible problems left by a junior trader who died recently in an accident. What he discovers is big - there are problems, all right, the kind that get you killed. But it’s not his only concern. Stafford has another quest as well: to reclaim his five-year-old son, "the Kid", from his unstable ex-wife, and then learn just what it means to make a life with him.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I enjoyed it. I loved the end!
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By: Michael Sears
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 177
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 139
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 140
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1 out of 5 stars
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Bangkok 8
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- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 332
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 287
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Story4 out of 5 stars 287
Witnessed by a throng of gaping spectators, a charismatic Marine sergeant is murdered under a Bangkok bridge inside a bolted-shut Mercedes Benz. Among the witnesses are the only two cops in the city not on the take, but within moments one is murdered and his partner, Sonchai Jitpleecheep - a devout Buddhist and the son of a Thai bar girl and a long-gone Vietnam War G.I. - is hell-bent on wreaking revenge. On a vigilante mission to capture his partner’s murderer, Sonchai is begrudgingly paired with a beautiful FBI agent named Jones....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Very dissapointing
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4 out of 5 stars
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 24
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1 out of 5 stars
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Filthy language overshadowed stories
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5 out of 5 stars
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delighted...
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2 out of 5 stars
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self absorbed
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4 out of 5 stars
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Wine & history w/ your mystery!
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Charles Wang is mad at America. A brash, lovable immigrant businessman who built a cosmetics empire and made a fortune, he's just been ruined by the financial crisis. Now all Charles wants is to get his kids safely stowed away so that he can go to China and attempt to reclaim his family's ancestral lands - and his pride. Outrageously funny and full of charm, The Wangs vs. the World is an entirely fresh look at what it means to belong in America - and how going from glorious riches to (still name-brand) rags brings one family together in a way money never could.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Spectacular
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Layover in Dubai
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5 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
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Excruciating. Save yourself.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Dortmunder is on his game in this fun introduction
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4 out of 5 stars
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short but good
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- Unabridged
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5 out of 5 stars
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- christian
- 03-19-23
A real life story, no doubt!!!
I simply loved this book!!! It made me laugh to tears. It is so well written, that I felt like having coffee with him at a Café!
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- 06-16-24
Very poor narration!
Definitely not one of Stephen Clark’s best- the worst of the Merde books!
But the narrator was just awful! His pronunciation was terrible— why did he get this job?! He couldn’t pronounce LaGuardia, or New Orleans, or anesthetist! Were there no producers involved in the making of this?!
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