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Man, F*ck This House (And Other Disasters)
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Publisher's summary
A collection of delightfully terrifying tales by indie horror darling Brian Asman
In Man, F*ck This House, Sabrina Haskins and her family have just moved into their dream home. At first glance, the house is perfect. But things aren’t what they seem. Sabrina’s hearing odd noises, seeing strange visions. Their neighbors are odd or absent. And Sabrina’s already-fraught relationship with her son is about to be tested in a way no parent could ever imagine. Because while the Haskins family might be the newest owners of this house, they’re far from its only residents …
In Seven Years, a man falls in love with a woman, but grows increasingly concerned when she only wants to hang out at her place. When he realizes that there are no mirrors in her apartment, he may regret learning why …
In In the Rushes, a woman will go to extreme lengths to save her teen daughter from a monster in the foothills of California …
These and more are ahead in this brilliant, and petrifying, collection of stories.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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When Wizards Follow Fools
- Arcane Ascension, Book 5
- By: Andrew Rowe
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 21 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Corin Cadence has been summoned to meet with the Emerald Council, a political summit including the most powerful of all attuned and their closest political allies.
By: Andrew Rowe
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The Thirteenth Child
- By: Erin A. Craig
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin
- Length: 16 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 60
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 59
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 59
Hazel Trépas has always known she wasn’t like the rest of her siblings. A thirteenth child, promised away to one of the gods, she spends her childhood waiting for her godfather—Merrick, the Dreaded End—to arrive. When he does, he lays out exactly how he’s planned Hazel’s future. She will become a great healer, known throughout the kingdom for her precision and skill. To aid her endeavors, Merrick blesses Hazel with a gift, the ability to instantly deduce the exact cure needed to treat the sick. But all gifts come with a price.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Cute read
- By Anonymous User on 11-14-24
By: Erin A. Craig
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The Troop
- By: Nick Cutter
- Narrated by: Corey Brill
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 7,398
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,675
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Story4 out of 5 stars 6,668
Once every year, Scoutmaster Tim Riggs leads a troop of boys into the Canadian wilderness for a weekend camping trip - a tradition as comforting and reliable as a good ghost story around a roaring bonfre. The boys are a tight-knit crew. There’s Kent, one of the most popular kids in school; Ephraim and Max, also well-liked and easygoing; then there’s Newt the nerd and Shelley the odd duck. For the most part, they all get along and are happy to be there - which makes Scoutmaster Tim’s job a little easier.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Seriously Messed Up Gruesome Horror
- By Kim Venatries on 03-13-14
By: Nick Cutter