Make Something Up
Stories You Can't Unread
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Narrated by:
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Chuck Palahniuk
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Scott Sowers
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Rich Orlow
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T. Ryder Smith
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Luis Moreno
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Ken Marks
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By:
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Chuck Palahniuk
About this listen
For years Chuck Palahniuk has reserved his best storytelling for his readings, often choosing to read a new short story instead of whatever novel he is supposed to be promoting. Make Something Up compiles these previously unpublished tales for the very first time, plus the Byliner social media insta-classic "Phoenix" and Palahniuk's most notable pieces from Playboy.
©2015 Chuck Palahniuk (P)2015 Recorded BooksListeners also enjoyed...
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Avocado
- By ExarDjinn on 11-20-24
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Pygmy
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Nick Walther
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 66
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 58
“Begins here first account of operative me, agent number 67 on arrival Midwestern American airport greater _____ area. Flight _____. Date _____. Priority mission top success to complete. Code name: Operation Havoc.” Thus speaks Pygmy, one of a handful of young adults from a totalitarian state sent to the United States, disguised as exchange students, to live with typical American families and blend in, all the while planning an unspecified act of massive terrorism.
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5 out of 5 stars
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brilliant and hilarious!
- By Amazon Customer on 08-01-24
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Zombies
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk
- Length: 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 90
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 81
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 81
In Zombies, the absurdity of both life and death are on full display as the best and brightest of a high school prep school become tragically addicted to the latest drug craze - electric shocks from cardiac defibrillators. Funny, caustic, bizarre, poignant - this story represents everything listeners have come to love and expect from Chuck Palahniuk.
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5 out of 5 stars
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First review ever
- By Frankie on 04-22-16
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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The Invention of Sound
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Jefferson Mays
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 634
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 567
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Story4 out of 5 stars 565
Gates Foster lost his daughter, Lucy, 17 years ago. He's never stopped searching. Suddenly, a shocking new development provides Foster with his first major lead in over a decade, and he may finally be on the verge of discovering the awful truth. Meanwhile, Mitzi Ives has carved out a space among the Foley artists creating the immersive sounds giving Hollywood films their authenticity. Using the same secret techniques as her father before her, she's become an industry-leading expert in the sound of violence and horror, creating screams so bone-chilling, they may as well be real.
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5 out of 5 stars
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good one chuck
- By Dane on 11-12-20
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Not Forever, but for Now
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Raphael Corkhill
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 127
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 111
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Story3 out of 5 stars 111
Meet Otto and Cecil. Two brothers who grew up privileged in the Welsh countryside. They enjoyed watching nature shows, playing with their pet pony, impersonating their Grandfather…and killing the help. Murder is the family business after all. Downton Abbey, this is not. However, it’s not so easy to continue the family legacy with the constant stream of threats and distractions seemingly leaping from the hedgerow.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not sure what to say…
- By Amazing! on 09-25-23
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Choke
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,745
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,101
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,111
Victor Mancini, a medical school dropout, is an antihero for our deranged times. Needing to pay elder care for his mother, Victor has devised an ingenious scam: He pretends to choke on pieces of food while dining in upscale restaurants. He then allows himself to be “saved” by fellow patrons who, feeling responsible for Victor’s life, go on to send checks to support him.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Oh please, not another abridged!!!
- By Pamela on 10-26-03
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Haunted
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Marc Cashman, Erik Davies, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,853
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,325
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,330
Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk is a novel made up of stories: 23 of them, to be precise. Twenty-three of the most horrifying, hilarious, mind-blowing, stomach-churning tales you'll ever encounter, sometimes all at once. They are told by people who have answered an ad headlined "Writers' Retreat: Abandon Your Life for Three Months", and who are led to believe that here they will leave behind all the distractions of "real life" that are keeping them from creating the masterpiece that is in them.
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4 out of 5 stars
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True Horror -- Not for the faint of heart, stomach
- By Dominique on 05-24-05
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Diary
- A Novel
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Martha Plimpton
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 756
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 485
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 485
Diary takes the form of a "coma diary" kept by one Misty Tracy Wilmot as her husband lies senseless in a hospital after a suicide attempt. It is a dark, hilarious, and poignant act of storytelling from America's favorite, most inventive nihilist.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The uninitiated need not apply
- By Benjamin Johns on 07-10-04
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Invisible Monsters
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Anna Fields
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 335
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 287
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 287
She’s a fashion model who has everything: a boyfriend, a career, a loyal best friend. But when a sudden freeway "accident" leaves her disfigured and incapable of speech, she goes from being the beautiful center of attention to being an invisible monster, so hideous that no one will acknowledge she exists. Enter Brandy Alexander, Queen Supreme, one operation away from becoming a real woman, who will teach her that reinventing yourself means erasing your past and making up something better. And that salvation hides in the last places you’ll ever want to look.
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5 out of 5 stars
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not sure what to expect,this wasn't it. but better
- By hman on 12-08-21
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Burnt Tongues
- By: Chuck Palahniuk - editor, Richard Thomas - editor, Dennis Widmyer - editor
- Narrated by: Full Cast
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 71
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Story4 out of 5 stars 62
This collection of transgressive stories has been compiled through a rigorous nomination and vetting process and hand-selected by Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club, as the best of The Cult workshop. These stories run the gamut from horrific and fantastic to humorous and touching, but each leaves a lasting impression. Some may say even a scar.
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1 out of 5 stars
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what the fuck?!
- By VANESSA C. on 09-22-23
By: Chuck Palahniuk - editor, and others
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Beautiful You
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Carol Monda
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 633
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 564
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 566
From the author of Fight Club, the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of female pleasure. Beautiful You is Palahniuk's much-anticipated satire of the emerging erotic thriller genre, a mash-up of mommy porn and chick lit à la Sex and the City, and fantasy lit à la Clan of the Cave Bear. Imagine if Ira Levin had a baby with Jean Auel.
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4 out of 5 stars
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So weird
- By Sterling Scott on 03-15-15
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Consider This
- Moments in My Writing Life After Which Everything Was Different
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk, Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,094
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 928
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Story5 out of 5 stars 920
In this spellbinding blend of memoir and insight, best-selling author Chuck Palahniuk shares stories and generous advice on what makes writing powerful and what makes for powerful writing. With advice grounded in years of careful study and a keenly observed life, Palahniuk combines practical advice and concrete examples from beloved classics, his own books, and a "kitchen-table MFA" culled from an evolving circle of beloved authors and artists, with anecdotes, postcards from the road, and much more.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Poetic Justice
- By Dave Green on 01-20-20
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Fight Club
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Jim Colby
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11,428
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,920
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,920
When a listless office employee (the narrator) meets Tyler Durden, his life begins to take on a strange new dimension. Together they form Fight Club - a secretive underground group sponsoring bloody bare-knuckle boxing matches staged in seedy alleys, vacant warehouses, and dive-bar basements. Fight Club lets ordinary men vent their suppressed rage, and it quickly develops a fanatical following.
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4 out of 5 stars
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The first rule about Fight Club is...
- By Ilana on 04-17-12
By: Chuck Palahniuk
I loved this collection of short stories!
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Awkward & Riveting
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Typical Palahniuk, which is never a bad thing
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It's hard to explain its a tempo thing
Great thought provoking ideas would have been better served by a good narrator unless he meant to deliver his material in this way , in that case I would say eh..
Chuck is a very good author but....
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fantastic
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Fucking hilarious! Chuck is God!
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If you could sum up Make Something Up in three words, what would they be?
Didn't anticipate that!What did you like best about this story?
The stories are well-written, which makes even the slow ones at least slightly interesting.Which scene was your favorite?
AED self-lobotomyWas there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Each of the stories give the readers something to think about, as they are a commentary on society in many ways.Short stories not for the faint of heart
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hit and miss
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not sure why I listened to the whole thing.
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not his best but entertaining
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