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Augusten Burroughs
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This book was written in an era before trigger warnings. Sensitive readers please proceed with caution. —Love, Augusten.
From the #1 bestselling author of Running with Scissors and Dry—a contagiously funny, heartwarming, shocking, twisted, and absolutely magical collection. True stories that give voice to the thoughts we all have but dare not mention. It begins with a Tang Instant Breakfast Drink television commercial when Augusten was seven. Then there is the contest of wills with the deranged cleaning lady. The execution of a rodent carried out with military precision and utter horror. Telemarketing revenge. Dating an undertaker. And much more. A collection of true stories that are universal in their appeal, yet unabashedly intimate and very funny.
A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin's Press.
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- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 582
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 515
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Story4 out of 5 stars 503
To say that Augusten Burroughs has lived an unusual life is an understatement. From having no formal education past third grade and being raised by his mother’s psychiatrist in the seventies to enjoying one of the most successful advertising careers of the eighties to experiencing a spectacular downfall and rehab stint in the nineties to having a number one bestselling writing career in the new millennium, Burroughs has faced humiliation, transformation and everything in between.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Bold, Fresh Perspective In "Self-Help"
- By Private. on 05-15-12
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Toil & Trouble
- A Memoir
- By: Augusten Burroughs
- Narrated by: Anne Bobby, Augusten Burroughs, Gabra Zackman, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 586
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 529
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 521
For as long as Augusten Burroughs could remember, he knew things he shouldn't have known. He manifested things that shouldn't have come to pass. And he told exactly no one about this, save one person: his mother. His mother reassured him that it was all perfectly normal, that he was descended from a long line of witches, going back to the days of the early American colonies. And that this family tree was filled with witches. It was a bond that he and his mother shared - until the day she left him in the care of her psychiatrist to be raised in his family.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Slime Flux
- By Pamela Harvey on 10-16-19
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Sellevision
- By: Augusten Burroughs
- Narrated by: Robin Miles
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 281
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 155
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 154
Welcome to the troubled world of Sellevision, America's premier retail broadcasting network. When Max Andrews, the much-loved and handsome (lonely and gay) host of "Slumber Sunday Sundown" accidentally exposes himself in front of twenty million kids and their parents during a "Toys for Tots" segment, Sellevision faces its first big scandal. As Max fails to find a job in television, another host, the popular and perky Peggy Jean Smythe is receiving sinister emails about her appearance from a stalker.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Peek behind the Scenes..
- By Nadine on 05-03-08
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Running with Scissors
- A Memoir
- By: Augusten Burroughs
- Narrated by: Augusten Burroughs
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,088
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,171
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,170
Running with Scissors is the true story of a boy whose mother (a poet with delusions of being Anne Sexton) gave him away to be raised by her psychiatrist, a dead ringer for Santa and a lunatic in the bargain.
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5 out of 5 stars
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NOT what I was expecting
- By Art H on 04-25-03
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Dry
- A Memoir
- By: Augusten Burroughs
- Narrated by: Augusten Burroughs
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,262
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,623
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,622
At the request (well, it wasn't really a request) of his employers, Augusten lands in rehab, where his dreams of group therapy with Robert Downey Jr. are immediately dashed by grim reality of fluorescent lighting and paper hospital slippers. When Augusten is forced to examine himself, he finds himself in the worst trouble of all. Because when his thirty days are up, he has to return to his same drunken Manhattan life - and live it sober. Dry is the story of love, loss, and Starbucks as a Higher Power
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5 out of 5 stars
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Sobriety with a sense of style....
- By heidi on 09-28-03
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Lust & Wonder
- A Memoir
- By: Augusten Burroughs
- Narrated by: Augusten Burroughs
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 888
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 803
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Story4 out of 5 stars 801
From the beloved #1 New York Times bestselling author comes an intimate look at the driving forces in one man’s life. With Augusten's unique and singular observations and his own unabashed way of detailing both the horrific and the humorous, Lust and Wonder is a hilariously frank audiobook memoir that his legions of fans have been waiting for. His story began in Running with Scissors, endured through Dry, and continues with this memoir, the capstone to the life of Augusten Burroughs.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Relentlessly Tedious
- By River Holmes-miller on 03-31-16
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This Is How
- Proven Aid in Overcoming Shyness, Molestation, Fatness, Spinsterhood, Grief, Disease, Lushery, Decrepitude & More. For Young and Old Alike
- By: Augusten Burroughs
- Narrated by: Augusten Burroughs
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 582
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 515
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Story4 out of 5 stars 503
To say that Augusten Burroughs has lived an unusual life is an understatement. From having no formal education past third grade and being raised by his mother’s psychiatrist in the seventies to enjoying one of the most successful advertising careers of the eighties to experiencing a spectacular downfall and rehab stint in the nineties to having a number one bestselling writing career in the new millennium, Burroughs has faced humiliation, transformation and everything in between.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Bold, Fresh Perspective In "Self-Help"
- By Private. on 05-15-12
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Toil & Trouble
- A Memoir
- By: Augusten Burroughs
- Narrated by: Anne Bobby, Augusten Burroughs, Gabra Zackman, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 586
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 529
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 521
For as long as Augusten Burroughs could remember, he knew things he shouldn't have known. He manifested things that shouldn't have come to pass. And he told exactly no one about this, save one person: his mother. His mother reassured him that it was all perfectly normal, that he was descended from a long line of witches, going back to the days of the early American colonies. And that this family tree was filled with witches. It was a bond that he and his mother shared - until the day she left him in the care of her psychiatrist to be raised in his family.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Slime Flux
- By Pamela Harvey on 10-16-19
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Sellevision
- By: Augusten Burroughs
- Narrated by: Robin Miles
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 281
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 155
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 154
Welcome to the troubled world of Sellevision, America's premier retail broadcasting network. When Max Andrews, the much-loved and handsome (lonely and gay) host of "Slumber Sunday Sundown" accidentally exposes himself in front of twenty million kids and their parents during a "Toys for Tots" segment, Sellevision faces its first big scandal. As Max fails to find a job in television, another host, the popular and perky Peggy Jean Smythe is receiving sinister emails about her appearance from a stalker.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Peek behind the Scenes..
- By Nadine on 05-03-08
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Running with Scissors
- A Memoir
- By: Augusten Burroughs
- Narrated by: Augusten Burroughs
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,088
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,171
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,170
Running with Scissors is the true story of a boy whose mother (a poet with delusions of being Anne Sexton) gave him away to be raised by her psychiatrist, a dead ringer for Santa and a lunatic in the bargain.
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5 out of 5 stars
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NOT what I was expecting
- By Art H on 04-25-03
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The F**k It! List
- By: Melanie Cantor
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
For Daisy, life isn’t going…quite to plan. She’s just caught her boyfriend shagging someone else at her fortieth birthday party. She’s camped out in her childhood bedroom. And it looks as if her dream to have a baby has gone down the pan… Time for a F**k It! list? Join Daisy as she attempts to tick off each item on the list and take back control of her life, one ‘f**k it’ at a time, and ask yourself the question: what would be on your f**k it list?
By: Melanie Cantor
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The Suggestible Brain
- The Science and Magic of How We Make Up Our Minds
- By: Amir Raz PhD
- Narrated by: Byron Wagner, Amir Raz PhD
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance3 out of 5 stars 2
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Story3 out of 5 stars 2
In The Suggestible Brain, world-renowned expert on the science of suggestion Amir Raz, PhD, brings together cognitive aspects of psychology, sociology, and anthropology with issues in our contemporary culture and media alongside a series of case studies of patients with disorders ranging from Tourette’s syndrome to false pregnancies, lactose intolerance, and asthma to show exactly how suggestions can cut deep into our brains, shake our fundamental knowledge, and override our core human values.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The power of suggestion
- By ExplrWrld on 10-10-24
By: Amir Raz PhD
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Third Ear
- Reflections on the Art and Science of Listening
- By: Elizabeth Rosner
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Rosner
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
This illuminating book weaves personal stories of a multilingual upbringing with the latest scientific breakthroughs in interspecies communication to show how the skill of deep listening enhances our curiosity and empathy toward the world around us.
By: Elizabeth Rosner
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Around the World in 80 Trees
- By: Jonathan Drori, Lucille Clerc
- Narrated by: Tania Rodrigues
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4 out of 5 stars 4
Best-selling author and environmentalist Jonathan Drori follows in the footsteps of Phileas Fogg as he tells the stories of 80 magnificent trees from all over the globe. In Around the World in 80 Trees, Jonathan Drori uses plant science to illuminate how trees play a role in every part of human life, from the romantic to the regrettable. From the trees of Britain, to India's sacred banyan tree, they offer us sanctuary and inspiration - not to mention the raw materials for everything from aspirin to maple syrup.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Beautiful interesting book
- By KCMC on 10-30-24
By: Jonathan Drori, and others
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The Question of Unworthy Life
- Eugenics and Germany’s Twentieth Century
- By: Dagmar Herzog
- Narrated by: Kaliswa Brewster
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Between 1939 and 1945, Nazi genocide claimed the lives of nearly three hundred thousand people diagnosed with psychiatric illness or cognitive deficiencies. Not until the 1980s would these murders, as well as the coercive sterilizations of some four hundred thousand others classified as “feeble-minded,” be officially acknowledged as crimes at all. The Question of Unworthy Life charts this history from its origins in prewar debates about the value of disabled lives to our continuing efforts to unlearn eugenic thinking today.
By: Dagmar Herzog
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The Jamestown Brides
- By: Jennifer Potter
- Narrated by: Charlotte Strevens
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 408
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 346
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Story4 out of 5 stars 346
Jamestown, England's first real foothold in the New World, was fraught with danger - from starvation and disease to violent skirmishes between colonists and the native populations. Mortality rates were impossibly high: six out of seven settlers died within the first few years. How clear these and other perils were made to the 56 young women who left their homes and boarded ships in England in 1621, nearly 15 years after Jamestown's founding, is not known. But we do know who they were. Their ages ranged from 16 to 28, and they were deemed "young and uncorrupt".
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4 out of 5 stars
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WOMEN IN HISTORY
- By Grams on 06-29-19
By: Jennifer Potter
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Friendly Fire
- A Fractured Memoir
- By: Paul Rousseau
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
At some point in the course of Paul and Mark’s friendship, Mark acquired—legally and with required permits—five firearms. Those weapons lived with them in their college apartment. It was a non-issue for the two best friends. They were inseparable. They were twenty-two-year-old boys at the height of their college experience, unaware that everything was about to change forever. The bullet ripped through two walls before it struck Paul’s skull.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Moving & Inspirational Story of Survival
- By Amazon Customer on 09-22-24
By: Paul Rousseau
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Feel, Heal & Let That Sh*t Go
- Your Guide to Emotional Resilience and Lasting Self-Love
- By: Rachel Kaplan
- Narrated by: Rachel Kaplan
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
A psychotherapist and hit podcaster brings empathy and humor to her first book, a radical reimagining of the self-help genre that teaches listeners how to “process their emotional sh*t,” let it go, and enjoy the life they’re living.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Deep, sweet, and sometimes silly take on healing and caring for your whole self
- By Tara C S on 11-04-24
By: Rachel Kaplan
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Gaslit
- By: R.R. Haywood
- Narrated by: Gethin Anthony
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 16
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story5 out of 5 stars 15
Disgraced former detective Mike Humber gets off a train in the bleak autumn countryside, his mind haunted by a dark past. A new job awaits. Huntington House needs a live-in security guard to prevent access during an inheritance dispute. This is exactly what Mike needs: a new start in a new place and a chance to turn things around. It all seems perfect, especially when he meets Tessa. But Huntington House holds dark secrets. Bumps in the night. Flickering lights. Music playing from somewhere.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The storyline
- By Michael Garcia on 11-16-24
By: R.R. Haywood
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They Went Another Way
- A Hollywood Memoir
- By: Bruce Eric Kaplan
- Narrated by: Bruce Eric Kaplan
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 5
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Story4 out of 5 stars 5
In January 2022, Bruce Eric Kaplan found himself confused and upset by the state of the world and the state of his life as a television writer in Los Angeles. He started a journal to keep from going mad, which eventually became They Went Another Way. The book’s through line traces his attempt to get a television project set up in the increasingly Byzantine world of Hollywood.
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How to Slowly Kill Yourself and Others in America
- Essays
- By: Kiese Laymon
- Narrated by: Kiese Laymon
- Length: 4 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Brilliant and uncompromising, How to Slowly Kill Yourself and Others in America is essential listening. This new edition of award-winning author Kiese Laymon’s first work of nonfiction looks inward, drawing heavily on the author and his family’s experiences, while simultaneously examining the world—Mississippi, the South, the United States—that has shaped their lives. With subjects that range from an interview with his mother to reflections on Ole Miss football, Outkast, and the labor of Black women, these thirteen insightful essays highlight Laymon’s profound love of language.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Kiese Laymon is the GOAT.
- By Tia Briggs-Sawyer on 10-20-24
By: Kiese Laymon
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The Price of Children
- Stolen Lives in a Land Without Choice
- By: Maria Laurino
- Narrated by: Kirsten Potter
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
Between 1950 and 1970, the Vatican and the American Catholic Church sent nearly four thousand Italian children to the United States for adoption into “good” Catholic homes. With the religious stigma of unwed motherhood turning families against daughters and a Church and State wanting “illegitimate” children sent abroad, mothers were lied to, given forms to sign that they didn’t understand, or even told their baby had died, all to further supply this international adoption pipeline.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A little known story of the Italian baby adoption subject
- By Debra on 10-31-24
By: Maria Laurino