Lunchroom Tales
A Natural History of the Cafetorium
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Bill Harley
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Bill Harley
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Critic reviews
"...Harley might well be called the Mark Twain of contemporary kids' music." (Entertainment Weekly)
"...more fun than a water pistol on the playground...." (Parents)
More sweet nostalgia than funny...
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