Life is Crime Wave:
Mission 13 (Black Ocean: Mirth & Mayhem)
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Mikael Naramore
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J.S. Morin
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They're going to make you a counteroffer you can't refuse.
When a cooperating witness seems beyond reach, Don Rucker needs a killer capable of getting to anyone. The problem: Mort's a cantankerous wizard who doesn't care about the money. Enter Chuck Ramsey, who has one skill that the Rucker Syndicate desperately needs: he's friends with the most dangerous wizard in the galaxy. When Mort demands an outrageous sum for his services, the Ruckers' desperation forces them to meet his price.
Meanwhile, Brad, who inadvertently got those two involved, works his way up the lower ranks of the Rucker organization. Head down, nose clean, he finds that he likes this lifestyle. Young Jimmy Rucker, only a few years older and a member of the family, takes Brad under his wing. But how long can Brad survive when the crime bosses' daughters start taking an interest?
Life is a Crime Wave is the 13th mission of Black Ocean: Mirth & Mayhem. It follows a mismatched duo of itinerant comedian and outlaw wizard as they roam the galaxy trying to eke out a living and stay ahead of the consequences of their actions. Black Ocean: Mirth & Mayhem looks back at an earlier era in the Black Ocean universe, and returning listeners will get to see how some of their favorite characters came to be. Fans of morally gray heroes and slick-talking conmen will love this series.
Grab your copy before someone else does.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-28-23
its great
it's just another great step into the black ocean universe it's just as good as the first and makes you want more
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