Liches Get Stitches
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Ella Lynch
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HJ Tolson
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Evil stirs in the forest of Downing, spreading blight across the ancient boughs.
Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right?
Wrong. Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbors of the realm. Now, instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.
Liches Get Stitches is a very grisly slice-of-life progression fantasy featuring people mulch, head bouquets, revenant geese, and some very deadly embroidery. Undead paradise never looked so good.
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Mind bend
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Warmly Macabre
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Liches Love Stories
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Awesome
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This is a fun listen
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Amazing
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A much needed fresh of breathe air.
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loved it
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Pretty good
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