Liarmouth: A Feel-Bad Romance
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John Waters
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John Waters
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“The author and multiple Grammy-nominated narrator whips through this upside-down, utterly debased, genuinely hilarious tale in his iconic, approachable cadence.”–The New York Times
This program is read by author and two-time Grammy-nominated agent provocateur, John Waters. The doyen of deviance and depravity narrates his hilarious novel with masterly skill.
A hilariously filthy tale of sex, crime, and family dysfunction from the brilliantly twisted mind of John Waters, the legendary filmmaker and bestselling author of Mr. Know-It-All.
Marsha Sprinkle: Suitcase thief. Scammer. Master of disguise. Dogs and children hate her. Her own family wants her dead. She’s smart, she’s desperate, she’s disturbed, and she’s on the run with a big chip on her shoulder. They call her "Liarmouth"—until one insane man makes her tell the truth.
John Waters's first novel, Liarmouth, is a perfectly perverted “feel-bad romance,” and the listener will thrill to hop aboard this delirious road trip of riotous revenge.
A Macmillan Audio production from Farrar, Straus and Giroux
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Four-year degree in business.Trained in hand-to-hand combat. Works well with zombies.This is the resume of the last mailman on Earth. It is the near future, and the modern world we knew has been overrun and destroyed by reanimated corpses who hunt humans for food. Mankind has retreated to small pockets of civilization and practically surrendered to these walking dead. But one man routinely leaves behind the safety and comfort of his home in this new world in order to find the people and things we’ve long abandoned.
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Zombies but not as many as expected
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Undertow
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- Narrated by: Jennifer Grace
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When Lyric Walker was 14 years old, her life was turned upside down when she witnessed a world-changing event - the arrival of the Triton, a five-nation race of warrior merpeople who walked out of the sea and camped on the beaches of modern-day Coney Island. Suddenly her neighborhood was home to a new minority group numbering in the tens of thousands. But the Triton's arrival also revealed a shocking family secret: Her own mother was a mermaid.
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I loved “Undertow” by Michael Buckley.
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The Black Marble
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- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
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He is a damned good cop -- a burned-out homicide detective wrapped around a Smith & Wesson .38 and a vodka bottle. She is his partner -- twice divorced, nursing a grudge against men, obsessed by the awful temptation of love.
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Really bad
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The Invaders Plan
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They are the Voltarians of Voltar - an empire 110 planets strong. They are already among us. And the invasion is about to begin...in a hundred years or so. Or is it? The truth is far more sinister. Undercover, underground, and out of sight, the invaders plan what may in fact be a massive diversion. In the darkest recesses of Voltar’s Coordinated Information Apparatus (otherwise known as the CIA), a tyrant of terror sets out to exploit the invasion in order to seize power. All that stands in his way is a planet that doesn’t exist.
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overly abridged
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Modern gods and goddesses, remote, revered - and like the pantheon of heroes and heroines of ancient myth - possessing great power tempered with flaws. Now, find within this anthology great tales by gifted and award-winning authors who move superheroes from the four-color panels of comic books to the fantastic pages of fiction, stories that will remind anyone who ever wanted to wear a cape or don a cowl of the extraordinary powers of the imagination!
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Pretentious tired old concepts
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All ATF Agent Jack Donovan wants out of life is to do his job and work on his strained relationship with his daughter Jessie after a nasty divorce. But in a ruthless act of revenge by a charismatic madman, Jessie is kidnapped and buried alive, with barely enough oxygen to sustain her. Now the only man who can save her, the only man who knows where to find her, has just been shot dead - and the clock is ticking... So what's a father to do?
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In Kenya, when a young American man falls in love with the sophisticated daughter of an African chief, their marriage is strong. But tradition will soon put their union to the supreme test. Gripping and soulful, A Woman's Worth is a tale of cultural divisions, emotional wounds, and a love that struggles to transcend them.
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Awesome
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A Bad Idea I'm About to Do
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Chris Gethard has often found himself in awkward situations most people, including you, probably would have safely avoided. The good news is now, thanks to this book, you can enjoy the painfully funny consequences of his unfortunate decisions at a safe distance. A Bad Idea I'm About to Do invites listeners to join Chris as he navigates an adolescence and adulthood mired in hilariously ill-fated nerdom, and to take comfort in the fact that - as his experiences often prove - things could always be much, much worse.
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Loved it!!!
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On the surface, these seven women are as different as can be - but each has had her share of bad luck, from cheating husbands to sexist colleagues to a legal system that often doesn't do its job. Now, drawn together by tragedy, they're forging a bond that will help them right the wrongs committed against them and discover an inner strength they didn't know they had. The Sisterhood is learning that when bad things happen, you can roll over and play dead...or you can get up fighting...
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Weekend Warriors
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They said she was armed. They said she was dangerous. They were right. Petty Moshen spent 18 years of her life as a prisoner in her own home, training with military precision for everything, ready for anything. She can disarm, dismember, and kill - and now, for the first time ever, she is free.
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Gripping Thriller!
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Dull
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-30-22
Weird and wonderful !
Classic John Waters , weird and wonderful . Fun , gross, entertaining , Recommend !! If you like John , you will like this book
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- John
- 05-29-22
I like John Waters but ...
I didn't get it. The narration was great, I liked the storyline involving Marsha, the filth was fantastic. The problem was the incoherent sub plots. I enjoy some absurdity but it has to come from somewhere and end somewhere.
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- BekkaLu
- 10-20-23
Like father, like…
Weird and twisted just like the king himself. Outlandish, insane, uniquely sexy and entrancing. I loved every strange nonsensical thing about Liar-mouth. I consider myself a shaker from now on.
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- Anonymous User
- 08-27-24
John Waters narration wins but the story is just ok
This story started off very strong and I liked the first part very much. When we are introduced to a woman's bouncing crew and a man's talking penis. I didn't like it as much. still going to see the movie when it's done
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- unco
- 05-20-22
All Hail the Baron of Bad Taste
Hilariously vulgar with eargasms! John Waters is a national treasure. I laughed and I also earned something, who knew that there was such a thing as pet plastic surgery?
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- Janice
- 09-13-22
I can’t wait for the movie
To live for just one moment in the spin cycle that is the mind of John Waters would be amazing—- wait!! That is what this is. One delightful tilt-a-whirl ride through the mind of Waters in a bouncy shaky clown car. I only have one question— Mr Waters will you have dinner with me?
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- Åshild Livsdatter Brinchmann Løvvig
- 02-14-23
For the fanatics
Well, I am a fanatic, but the story was a bit too chaotic for me. So many names, so many things happening, so many tiny remarks to follow. But I love listening to John Waters' voice and him talking about the things he love, so it was still enjoyable!
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- kevin
- 05-10-22
better than I could have imagined!
this book is a masterpiece! Any fan of John's will be completely captivated and revel in the cornucopia of trash that is LIARMOUTH!
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- Ryan
- 09-02-22
Beautifully Perverse
I feel a sequel coming and I can't wait. marsha is my hero. love it
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- J Benson
- 06-06-22
Buckle Up!
...because you are in for a helluva ride. Hilarious and difficult to stop once you start.
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