Leslie
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Anna Lynn Wright
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Tony Roberts
About this listen
Four women.
Four stories.
One passion.
To make you laugh!
Hey people,
I’m Leslie Velveeta Spinx, the "L" in LMAO. Come and join me on my journey to the Edge Control Tour. It’s about to be a sold-out show! Before you take your seat, I should warn you, there are a few important things you should know about me.
One: I’m one of the hardest working women you’ll ever meet.
B: I talk a whole, whole, whole lot of sh*t.
And last but most certainly not least, I don’t mind roasting people, dead or alive.
So, please do not take a seat on the front row unless you’re prepared to have your whole life uprooted.
My story is one you might relate to as it involves navigating from the life that I’m comfortable with and stepping into the one where I belong. Seems simple enough, following dreams and all that. But in life, nothing worth having is ever easy to embrace. And as if all of this potential readjustment isn’t enough to stress my edges off, I cross paths with a man who is as fine as anything God ever created, but is off limits because beautiful things usually are.
Enter Michael Thompson III, a brother who talks to dogs and wants to prove to me that he’s not one himself when a few chance encounters with my crazy behind prove to be more than he can ignore.
Grab your tickets and enjoy this comedic exhibition of laughter, love, and all the in-between.
Again, I’m Leslie Velveeta Spinx, the "L" in LMAO!
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