Law of Attraction Prosperity Jokes
101 Law of Attraction Money Jokes
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Narrated by:
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Lisa Cordileone
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By:
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Jacob Elliot
About this listen
Welcome to Prosperity Jokes! In this book, you will be told 101 great jokes and all about money! Laughing at these jokes will help you attract more money. This is a strong and powerful law of attraction tool you can use to clear yourself of limiting beliefs about money, release tension around money, and open up the channels of the Universe to attract more money. And all while laughing and having a good time!
Laughing and humor are a law of attraction favorite and an extremely powerful and fun way to release tension. The reason it works so well with the law of attraction is because releasing the tension around money is akin to becoming clear about money, and because laughing is fun we start to attract more fun things.
Laughing at a particular issue will release tension, stress, and beliefs about that particular issue. And that's when change can start to take place. Our guard is down, and we can make a new beginning.
So, I created this short book to be a compilation of jokes specifically about money. Hearing and laughing at these jokes will release a lot of the tension you have about money, opening the channels that will allow you to attract money with much more ease. The best thing is, there is very little for you to do! Just relax and listen to the jokes.
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- Katherine
- 04-14-16
Extraordinary!
Would you consider the audio edition of Law of Attraction Prosperity Jokes to be better than the print version?
Incredible technique. Helps with attracting money! Narrator is funny, jokes are told well, and it releases tension and stress around money.
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- Mabel
- 04-12-16
So great!
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Incredible. I laughed and laughed, and attracted and attracted. Really loosens the tight energy around money. Must-read.
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- Mandy
- 04-07-16
Laugh and Grow Rich
If you could sum up Law of Attraction Prosperity Jokes in three words, what would they be?
Great idea. I could literally feel the money channels opening up from the Universe and start pouring in. I felt inspired to open my bank app on my phone, randomly. I all of a sudden see that I was given $400 for a class action that apparently I was part of against my bank for overdraft fees. You might call it chance, I call it the Law of Attraction!!
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- christina
- 04-11-16
Powerful
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This is truly a powerful law of attraction technique. Laughing at the money jokes really does release tension around money. Powerful technique indeed (and great jokes!)
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- Freedom To Be
- 12-23-18
Loved the narrator-but Not Funny
I think that having Prosperity "Jokes" HA HA HA in the title was misleading. While I enjoyed the voice and style of the performer, I did not like the content.
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