Just Add Water, Money Back Guarantee and Optical Delusion [Dramatized Adaptation]

Mail Order Massacres

De: Hunter Shea

Narrado por: full cast, Scott McCormick, Scott Graham, Amanda Forstrom, Matthew Keenan, Paul Reisman, Chris Stinson, Dylan Lynch, KenYatta Rogers, Harley Gordon, Marni Penning, Terence Aselford

Open your eyes with “X-ray” vision!

Put on a pair of “X-Ray” glasses and things will never look the same! These almost magical specs will make you the hit of the party! Astonishing three-dimensional X-ray visions of what your friends - and girls - look like under their clothes! And all for just one dollar. After his son gives him a pair as a gift, Martin Blackstone tries them on just for the hell of it - and all they do is give him a headache...until he sees things he can’t possibly be seeing. Glimpses of things on the other side of a wall or beneath someone’s clothing. He wants to believe it’s just his overactive imagination, but the “X-ray” specs actually work. Then the fun novelty becomes a waking nightmare when the glasses burn into his face and he starts seeing horrifying apocalyptic visions no mortal man was ever meant to see. Images that alter his very personality - from a husband and father to a bloodthirsty homicidal maniac.... Because sometimes you can see too much.

Grow amazing live sea serpents!

It’s fun! It’s easy! They only cost $4.99. Just clip out the ad in your comic book. Then ask Mom to mail it in. A few weeks later, receive a packet of instant Sea Serpent dust. Then: Just add water...and watch them grow! Just ask David and Patrick. Their “instant pets” are instant duds. They don’t hatch, they don’t grow, they don’t do anything. So they dump them into the sewer where their dad pours toxic chemicals.... It’s been a couple days since David and Patrick thought about those Sea Serpents. But now, small animals are disappearing in the neighborhood. Strange slimy creatures are rising from the sewers. And once the screaming starts, David and Patrick realize that their childhood pets really did come to life. With a vengeance. They’re enormous...and have a ravenous hunger for human flesh....

Your money back or your life....

Protect America’s shores with your very own nuclear submarine! Constructed from durable fiberboard material, this submersible is large enough for two kids! Sail off into imaginative international intrigue for just five dollars! If this toy doesn’t float your boat, return it for a full refund! With her son’s heart set on piloting his own nuclear submarine, Rosemary Lanchester orders the craft advertised on the back of a comic book. What arrives is more substandard than submarine, but her son loves the cheap piece of cardboard. Until he and a friend nearly drown when they take the sub for a deep sea dive in the swimming pool. Enraged, Rosemary reports the toy’s manufacturer to the Better Business Bureau. The company’s customer service center retaliates with threatening phone calls. Then her son and husband mysteriously disappear. To save her family, Rosemary tracks down the company’s headquarters with the help of her brother - a survivalist with enough toys of his own to wage an all-out war. And she still wants her five dollars.

Performed by Scott McCormick, Scott Graham, Amanda Forstrom, Matthew Keenan, Paul Reisman, Chris Stinson, Dylan Lynch, KenYatta Rogers, Harley Gordon, Marni Penning, Terence Aselford, Yasmin Tuazon, Jonathon Church, Zeke Alton, Al Twanmo, Alejandro Ruiz, Nathanial Perry, Tony Nam, Lynette Rathnam, Eric Messner, Matthew Bassett, Michael Glenn, Jonathon Church, Matthew Schleigh, Joe Mallon, Bruce Alan Rauscher, Christopher Walker, Eva Wilhelm, Jacob Yeh, Yasmin Tuazon, Zeke Alton, Dani Stoller, Colleen Delany, Evan Casey, Michael John Casey, Bradley Smith, Ken Jackson, Tia Shearer, Marni Penning, David Jourdan, Drew Kopas, Nanette Savard, Chris Stinson, Katy Carkuff.

©2017 Hunter Shea (P)2018 Graphic Audio, LLC

So good I'm on my 3rd listen!

Can't believe thus was a free book! Stories get right to the point, there's humor and creepiness which I love! One of the best graphic audio books I've ever listened to! Just wish it was longer lol!

Horror perfection!

I'm an 80s kid so I know these comic book mail order toys! And boy was this absolutely such a fun ride! Loved everything, the voice acting, the sound effects and all the stories. Even if you're not familiar with the products but you like this genre, you'll love it too!

Great anthology!!

Kept me on my toes for sure. should be made into a movie. it would be a good one. 👍🏾

Absolutely Fantastic!!!

This audio book really lived up to its “Movie in your mind” moniker. Each story is fast paced and well acted.

calling1

Good Pulp Horror Everybody remembers those ads in back of comic book, for such thing as live sea serpents, x-ray glasses.,or real nuclear submarines -and most of us remember at least once unless our parents stopped us sending in our boxtop or quarters or dollars and getting back junk. That idea is basis for three long short stories that make up this volume

Fantastic

Liked the first story but loved the other two.
Well worth the time and listen. Get it, I'll be listening to it again.

Excellent!

Wow this is an amazing and awesome book ! I'm halfway through but I don't want it to end !
The stories , the narrator , so entertaining! Its got a Creepshow feeling to it !
I highly recommend it!

10 Stars!!!!

I enjoyed all three stories. I wish this book was even longer!!! Such a great book of short stories. I wish there were 10 more! The first one was my absolute favorite, though all three were REALLY good.

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

Creepy, interesting and gory. Some my find it cheesy, but I love cheesy. Will be following Hunter Shea for awesome creepy listens!!!!

Addicted

picked this up as a curiosity and wasn't disappointed. if you like campy 80's horror you'll love this book. I'd say the 3rd was the weakest as the author stretched my disbelief a bit too much for my taste and was more cheesy action then horror. CW for first two: a child is attacked in the first story but unsure if he dies. second story has a lot of detailed descriptions of child and animal death.