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Narrated by:
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Phillip Goodchild
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By:
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Darnnell Reese
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In All Seriousness…Totally Funny Bible Stories is a book full of funny, entertaining, laugh out-loud stories that God has given us as loving gifts. The gift of humor shows how fallible all humans are, and is a gift of gentle acceptance as God does not expect perfection from us. It is also the gift of God's Word which provides many examples of people in the Bible who made mistakes. Some learned from their mistakes, and some did not. The listener vicariously learns through other people's mistakes how to avoid the same pitfalls by simply heeding God's words and instructions.
You will never again view the Word as "just a stiff and boring book of rules and regulations". After listening to this enjoyable book, you will crave more of God's humorous, life-giving words in the actual Bible. You'll also want a relationship with God and to have his presence and anointing guide your life.
As a bonus, the author includes wonderful songs, movies, and TV references correlating to a biblical story or Bible character and ties up each chapter with a summary of lessons learned. In All Seriousness…Totally Funny Bible Stories will be a go-to book for lighthearted Bible humor and valuable life lessons as well as a must-see movie and TV recommendation guide.
©2018 DARNNELL D REESE (P)2018 DARNNELL D REESEListeners also enjoyed...
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The much-anticipated daily "reading" version of The Message in audio format is finally here. Designed for individuals as well as small groups, The Daily Message combines Discipleship Journal's renowned book-at-a-time reading plan with a flexible format that allows the listener to go through the Bible in one year or spread out the listening with an alternate two-year plan. This version provides monthly plans for 26 readings, and allows for reflection time, minimizing frustration.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Making daily Bible reading an attainable goal!
- By Mark and Amy Acker on 09-12-12
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A Heart Like His
- Intimate Reflections on the Life of David
- By: Beth Moore
- Narrated by: Beth Moore
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 184
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 120
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 116
In this in-depth biblical biography, Beth Moore takes you on an intimate, exciting journey through virtually every astonishing episode of David's remarkable life. From shepherd, to refugee, to king of Israel, David exhibited the purest virtues and the most heinous sinfulness. But through it all, his relationship with the Lord continued to grow.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Whoa, Beth! Slow down!
- By Jean on 01-24-06
By: Beth Moore
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You Were Made for This Moment
- Courage for Today and Hope for Tomorrow
- By: Max Lucado
- Narrated by: Ben Holland
- Length: 4 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 546
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 491
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Story5 out of 5 stars 491
Are you weary? Worn out by the bills that keep stacking, a virus that keeps raging, or a heart that keeps aching? If so, the book of Esther brings welcome news: Relief will come! To be clear, you didn't ask for this struggle. You want to get past it. You don't know how much longer you can hold up. But what if God is with you in this difficult season? When life seems off the rails, remember this truth: the minute you bow your head to pray is the moment God lifts his hand to help.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Do you need hope?
- By Tammy Kfoury on 11-10-21
By: Max Lucado
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Mother Angelica's Private and Pithy Lessons from the Scriptures
- By: Raymond Arroyo
- Narrated by: Lorna Raver
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 83
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 64
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Story5 out of 5 stars 64
The founder of the world's largest religious media empire shares her beloved wit and down-to-earth spirituality in Mother Angelica's Private and Pithy Lessons from the Scriptures. Editor Raymond Arroyo draws on hundreds of never-before-released private lessons to present the renowned nun's definitive take on the Good Book. Angelica provides readers with guided meditations and probing personal questions, and unearths an often-overlooked practical spirituality.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Meditation at its best!!!
- By Jairo on 08-09-10
By: Raymond Arroyo
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Great Lives: Moses
- A Man of Selfless Dedication (Great Lives Series)
- By: Charles R. Swindoll
- Narrated by: Maurice England
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 54
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story5 out of 5 stars 50
What can the incredible life of Moses teach us about modern Christianity? When you face your personal Red Sea, will you be prepared like Moses was? In Great Lives: Moses, pastor and bestselling author Charles Swindoll gives us the facts based squarely on the truth revealed in God's Word. He also fills in the fine-line details of Moses' life with emotion and feeling, because Moses, like all of us, was a human being with faults and frailties. And finally, Swindoll helps us apply the lessons of Moses' life to our own daily dilemmas.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great insight!
- By Amazon Customer on 11-26-20
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Decoding the Prophet Jeremiah
- What an Ancient Prophet Says About Today
- By: Mark Biltz
- Narrated by: Mike Lenz
- Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 32
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Story5 out of 5 stars 30
This book is a clarion call to all believers. We need to see the bigger picture: It is not about us but about God’s heart and God’s kingdom. God is looking for warriors who are about advancing his kingdom by storming the gates of hell and setting his sons and daughters free from the clutches of the greatest narcissist of all time.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Does Not Disappoint... Intense!!
- By Grateful Lady on 08-28-22
By: Mark Biltz
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Our Covenant God
- Learning to Trust Him
- By: Kay Arthur
- Narrated by: Kay Arthur
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
- Abridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 56
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story5 out of 5 stars 48
Someone loves you. Unconditionally, unshakable, unfailingly. That someone is God himself. But how can that be possible? Why would God love you so? Because he has fashioned an unbreakable covenant between himself and you. And he always keeps his promises.
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5 out of 5 stars
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nothing more powerful than correct theology
- By Russell on 02-21-20
By: Kay Arthur
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Your God Is Too Safe
- Rediscovering the Wonder of a God You Can't Control
- By: Mark Buchanan
- Narrated by: Lloyd James
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 43
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 44
Theological depth with pastoral warmth are offered in this inspiring, first-person "spiritual geography", based on Jonah, from Mark Buchanan. It is rich with stories, references, and quotes from great - and simple - people of faith.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A most enlightening book
- By Barbara on 03-19-12
By: Mark Buchanan
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God Is with You Every Day
- 365-Day Devotional
- By: Max Lucado
- Narrated by: Ben Holland
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 162
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 124
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Story5 out of 5 stars 122
God Is with You Every Day is a brand-new 365-day devotional from Max Lucado, and his first new devotional since the creation of the Grace for the Moment® line. Max's signature reassuring and encouraging voice, paired with the practical, relevant, and personal message that God is with you every day, makes a great way to start each day of the year. This devotional begins each week with a prayer and scripture, followed by six days of devotions and scripture for reflection.
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4 out of 5 stars
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chapters do not line up with days :-/
- By 4mykids on 02-03-19
By: Max Lucado
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God Is Disappointed in You
- By: Mark Russell, Shannon Wheeler
- Narrated by: James Urbaniak
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,937
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,687
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,682
God Is Disappointed in You is for people who would like to read the Bible...if it would just cut to the chase. Stripped of its arcane language and interminable passages, every book of the Bible is condensed down to its core message, in no more than a few pages each. Written by Mark Russell with cartoons by New Yorker cartoonist Shannon Wheeler, God Is Disappointed in You is a frequently hilarious, often shocking, but always accurate retelling of the Bible, including the parts selectively left out by Sunday School teachers.
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5 out of 5 stars
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IT'S BETTER TO BE A LIVING DOG, THAN A DEAD LION
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 08-18-17
By: Mark Russell, and others
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God Built
- Shaped by God...in the Bad and Good of Life
- By: Steve Farrar
- Narrated by: Jim Sanders
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 35
There is a process by which God builds a bold man, and it is seen in the life of Joseph. In this process, God will work providentially, in every detail of the man's life. He will work strangely, therefore much of what God is doing won't make sense. And he will work slowly, frustrating the man who is in a hurry to succeed immediately.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Necessary
- By Krkn on 03-04-24
By: Steve Farrar
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Running Scared
- Fear, Worry, and the God of Rest
- By: Edward T. Welch
- Narrated by: Claton Butcher
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 40
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Story5 out of 5 stars 29
In Running Scared, Edward T. Welch investigates the roots of fear in the human soul and the ramifications of living in the grips of anxiety, worry, and dread. Welch encourages listeners to discover for themselves that the Bible is full of beautiful words of comfort for fearful people (and that every single person is afraid of something). Within the framework of 30 topical meditations, Welch offers sound biblical theology and moment-by-moment, thoughtful encouragement for life-saving rescue in the midst of the heart and mind battlefield of rampant panic-stricken responses.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Powerful and Convicting
- By Anna Lewis on 03-17-21
By: Edward T. Welch
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The Power of the Prophetic Blessing
- An Astonishing Revelation for a New Generation
- By: John Hagee
- Narrated by: Bob Souer
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 166
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 141
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Story5 out of 5 stars 139
It's a wonderful secret the Jewish people have known for centuries. A gift Christians have neglected for far too long. It is the life-transforming power of the "Prophetic Blessing." And in this remarkable audio book by pastor and New York Times best-selling author John Hagee, you'll learn what it is, the way it is presented throughout the narrative of Scripture, and most importantly, how you can release it into the lives of your loved ones and receive it in your own life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing prophetic book
- By Amazon Customer on 06-28-15
By: John Hagee
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Chasing Vines
- Finding Your Way to an Immensely Fruitful Life
- By: Beth Moore
- Narrated by: Beth Moore
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 737
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 627
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Story5 out of 5 stars 619
Most of us have times when, if we are honest, we’d admit to feeling like our lives are embarrassingly small and insignificant. Times when it seems like we’re going through a whole lot of pain and striving without much to show for it. Like our daily pursuits don’t really matter in the long run. At times like that, we can’t help wondering if we really matter - to the world or even to God. In Chasing Vines, Beth Moore gives us a new hope, revealing the abundant secrets of a fruitful, Kingdom-building, God-pleasing life.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Not worth the listen or read
- By laurardavis on 02-25-20
By: Beth Moore
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Twelve Unlikely Heroes
- How God Commissioned Unexpected People in the Bible and What He Wants to Do with You
- By: John MacArthur
- Narrated by: Maurice England
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 69
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 63
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Story5 out of 5 stars 62
In Twelve Unlikely Heroes, pastor and best-selling author John MacArthur uses his deep knowledge of the Bible and history to take us back to see these three-dimensional men and women in their own times and cultures. In doing so, it becomes clear how their dramatic stories apply to us today. People who might at first seem foreign quickly become familiar and unforgettable - particularly as they reveal the true Hero behind every witness, the power counterbalancing every weakness, "the Author and Finisher of our faith" (Hebrews 12:1).
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5 out of 5 stars
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All are great!
- By Amazon Customer on 02-09-20
By: John MacArthur