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I'm Sorry, Here's a Plasma Rifle
- A Collection of Short Stories, Poems, and Pastry Recipes
- Narrated by: Aaron N. Hall
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
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Publisher's summary
Sent back from the year 2124, I’m Sorry, Here’s a Plasma Rifle is the last known work of author Aaron N. Hall before his tragic jet ski accident with a shipping container of rubber ducks.
It contains seven short stories, eighteen poems, and four pastry recipes that highlight his affection for fantasy, science fiction, and the endearingly odd.
The current edition has been republished including the notes of Dr. Arthur B. Salazar, who sent the book from the future before being cryogenically frozen and launched into space prior to Earth’s decay.
Listen, enjoy, then say hello to the void.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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Halfway
- By: Michael Honnah, Imeldha Eloni
- Narrated by: Patricia Allison, Lenny Henry, Arinzé Kene, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 678
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 669
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 669
Leading the field of artificial intelligence, Halfway, a subsidiary of Soul-Tech, provides customers with the opportunity to digitally upload their minds so that in the eventuality of their death, loved ones will be able to communicate with an AI simulation and gain closure. But at what cost?A year after her brother Mark’s death, Florence is still consumed by grief. And though her parents encourage her not to dwell on the past, Florence decides to visit Halfway and speak to the simulation of Mark that was created not long before his passing.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Edge of my seat
- By ChidiA on 06-09-24
By: Michael Honnah, and others
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Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,410
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,473
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,467
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 93,813
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85,928
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Story4 out of 5 stars 85,726
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
What listeners say about I'm Sorry, Here's a Plasma Rifle
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- Braedon Porter
- 11-17-23
Phenomenal story, great performance
I really enjoyed this book. I’ve been waiting for Aaron to release audiobooks for years. The humor and personality of the book shines through in the audiobook.
I highly recommend this to anyone. Can’t wait for future releases.
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- Daniel Smith
- 11-21-23
Top notch stories and narration
The entire book that Aaron N Hall crafted is amazing. The continuous thread running through the entire book is woven so well. And Aaron's narration really brings each story, poem, and pastry recipe to life. I've already recommended this book to my best friends and am now recommending it to you.
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