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Narrated by:
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Vivienne Ferrari
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James Ford
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Olympia Black
About this listen
I was doomscrolling.
A video said, “If you want to be abducted by aliens, leave a comment.”
I thought it was only a joke.
It wasn’t.
Now I’m terrified thinking about what these aliens have planned for me.
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Please note this is a short story.
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- 12-22-24
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Similure to "my human pet", another book by this author. It is a short story so there isn't as much focus on details. I liked it.
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- Lisa Moses
- 12-23-24
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I'm Bored on Earth Take Me is a crazy take on "consensual" alien abduction. I absolutely loved it. The story keeps your attention and is definitely worth the listen.
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The audible book was funny and the voice actors did a good job. I especially liked the male voice character. 🤗.
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