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I'm Almost There

By: Todd Almond
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Love at first sight is easy; letting it through the front door is an Odyssey.

All he wants to do is let the perfect man in, but can he overcome his unhinged neighbor, a seductive cult, a self-obsessed vampire, and a cat intent on dragging him to hell?

After a hit run at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, this critically acclaimed, Audible-commissioned musical adventure was recorded live at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre in New York City. Written and performed by Todd Almond and directed by Obie Award-winner David Cromer, I’m Almost There is a rueful, hilarious, and poignant modern love story in song about a man crossing a sea of doubts to find happiness ... and good coffee.

Featuring Erin Hill on harp and vocals (Joyce Carol Oates - bass) and Luke McCrosson on bass (Joyce Carol Oates - piano) with music supervision and co-orchestration by Jonathan Mastro.

Available in Dolby Atmos on Audible

©2025 Todd Almond (P)2025 AO Media LLC
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Playful and beautiful piano storytelling

Loved this silly storytelling experience. Grown up Holden Caulfield love story. Wacky and minimal at the same time.

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Funny and beautiful

Great voice and story, enjoyed the humor and music. Need to fill more space here.

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I'm Almost There ✍️ Written By, Todd Almond

🎙️🎶 Audiobook Performance By, Todd Almond, And Featuring Erin Hill on harp and vocals (Joyce Carol Oates - bass) and Luke McCrosson on bass (Joyce Carol Oates - piano) with music supervision and co-orchestration by Jonathan Mastro.

What a bizarrely entertaining love story! Mr. Almond has an amazing singing and vocal performance voice. I've never quite experienced an audio story such as this one but I must say, I didn't hate it... Not at all!😄 At times the subject matter came from WAY out of left field and a little, no a LOT, tongue-in-cheek humorous, but it was wickedly fun! Definitely a fun-filled hour!
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Fun romp with music

Absolutely loved this! The songs are catchy enough that I'd listen again, and the Odyssey theme totally works.

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Just WOW!

I am so glad I listened to this book. It is amazing! I loved everything about it.

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Slam dunk from beginning to end!

This was utterly captivating from the start - poignant, tender, and wistful. Brilliant storytelling through music. Bravo!

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So Talented, Artistic and Refreshing

This is a rare find on Audible! Thank you for such a treat Todd Almond! So enjoyable, lighthearted and entertaining.

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Absolutely fabulous

Funny, cheery, comedic, simple yet complicated. A great hour of humor. A little silly. A lot of fun!

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Wow! Just wow.

What am amazing talent. At one point I was so moved that I was crying. I can't even tell you why. Treat yourself to this incredible hour of entertainment.

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you mast listen

i loved every moment of this soecial show. i am waiting for more from him. very good

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