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If Ever They Happened Upon My Lair
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
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Publisher's summary
Celebrated nerd hero Wil Wheaton (Star Trek: The Next Generation; The Big Bang Theory) brings R.A. Salvatore's only Forgotten Realms novella to audio. If Ever They Happened Upon My Lair is a story of the Bloodstone Lands that deals with a contested issue of the Forgotten Realms: the mortality of dragons.
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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3 out of 5 stars
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It was ok.
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- Crystal Crouse Lathrop
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Fantastic!
Will Wheaton should read all of Salvatore’s books! He really brought characters to life in a way that resonated.
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- Juliana
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Villains galore
Don't expect knights in shining armour to battle evil in this novella. It's a rough world, even if you're the big bad dragon.
The good guys barely feature and it's the villains who shine. Highly recommend to anyone interested in fantasy.
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- Cherre
- 01-04-17
Loved the Stories!!
The narration was amazing. I may be biased since I'm completely a huge Wil Wheaton fan but the story was awesome as well. Highly recommend.
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- Chris-D-Phone
- 02-06-15
very well read
Definitely worth the listen. Dragons abounds in this adventure. And a plot extension to the other books.
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- EPB
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Wil Wheaton did a superb narrator job!
Wil is one of the few good narrators I've heard. wish he would've done more d&d novel narrations
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Fantasy Books are better with Wil Wheaton
I love the Fantasy culture but am always hesitant to commit to diving in. Wil Wheaton made this a no brainer. The story is fantastic provided you have at least some background in the fantasy world of dragons and magic. I haven't listened or read any other books in this series but felt right at home with this story.
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- David K. van Hoose
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Salvatore combined with Wheaton It Fantastic
A fun story about Dragons in the Forgotten Realms, battling Knights, Wizards and Clerics. Plus the undead, what more can you ask !
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- Sassy in UT
- 06-24-21
very enjoyable
Wheaton is perfect as always. This one is very short but that's fine. This book makes me want to sit back down at the table and get gaming again.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-28-15
Amazing!
This is the best combination of great writing and great narrating! I have listen to this story over and over!
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- Mitch Johnson
- 01-26-18
A fun short story with excellent narration
Occasionally I like to break up my longer novels with short stories or adapted versions. I decided to give this a go and I was not dissatisfied. It works because it gets straight to the action, the limited amount of characters to remember, and the amazing performance of the great Wil Wheaton. You won't be disappointed if you are into this genre.
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