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How to Summon a Fairy Godmother: A Laugh-Out-Loud Fairytale What-If
Fairies and Familiars, Book 1
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Laura J. Mayo
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If a fairy godmother can get one sister into a marriage, getting another out of one should be easy…
Lady Theodosia Balfour has certainly gotten the short end of the stick—her stepsister, the newly crowned Princess Beatrice, is telling everyone in polite society that Theo, her sister, and their mother are evil, wicked, and horrid people who treated her like a slave. Though Theo knows this isn't exactly true, it seems her life is thoroughly ruined by the rumor. With the Balfour family estate on the verge of bankruptcy, Theo's only path forward is a forced betrothal to the Duke of Snowbell, a foul-tempered geezer who wishes only to use her as a brood mare for spare heirs.
Desperate for help, Theo clings to the only thing that might save her: the rumor of a fairy godmother, one that supposedly helped her stepsister secure a prince. After discovering a way to summon a fairy in Beatrice's old room, Theo thinks her prayers have been answered. But the fairy she meets isn't at all what she imagined. Drop-dead gorgeous, incredibly cunning, and slightly devious, Cecily of the Ash Fairies is much more interested in gathering powerful favors and smoking her pipe than providing charitable magic for humans in a bind.
Before she receives magical assistance, Cecily sets Theo to three tasks, seemingly to prove that Theo is a selfless and kind person. Helping her along the way are Cecily's familiars, the flirty human-turned-mockingbird Phineas and the aloof Kasra, a fox shapeshifter who should not be as handsome as he is for someone with such cutting remarks. As Theo works on her tasks, she shockingly finds kinship with the magical creatures she's helping, and starts to wonder if a continued life among her human peers is what she really wants after all.
From debut author Laura J. Mayo comes a hilarious new spin on the Cinderella tale!
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Leovander Loveage is a master of small magics. He can summon butterflies with a song or turn someone’s hair pink by snapping his fingers. Though such minor charms don’t earn him much respect, anything more elaborate always blows up in his face, and so Leo vowed long ago never to use powerful magic again. That is, until a mishap with a forbidden spell binds Leo to obey the commands of his longtime rival, Sebastian Grimm. Grimm is Leo’s complete opposite—respected, exceptionally talented, and absolutely insufferable.
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One of My Favorites of the Year
- By User7190 on 10-20-24
By: Maiga Doocy
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The Enchanted Lies of Céleste Artois
- By: Ryan Graudin
- Narrated by: Marisa Calin
- Length: 19 hrs and 12 mins
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Once, Céleste Artois had dreams of being an artist. But when the creative elite of Paris dashed those plans, she turned her talents to forgery and cons. She and the Enchantresses—her two fellow thieves and best friends—see Paris as a rich hunting ground for marks. Yet even though their hideout in Peré Lachaise cemetery is bursting with francs, Céleste cannot rest. There is always more to take. And the blood she has begun to cough into her handkerchief means her time is running out. But everything changes when she encounters Rafe, a mysterious stranger who leads her to an enchanted salon.
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Delicious imaginings!
- By Eva on 10-27-24
By: Ryan Graudin
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The Village Library Demon-Hunting Society
- By: C. M. Waggoner
- Narrated by: Cindy Piller
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
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Librarian Sherry Pinkwhistle keeps finding bodies—and solving murders. But she's concerned by just how many killers she's had to track down in her quaint village. None of her neighbors seem surprised by the rising body count...but Sherry is becoming convinced that whatever has been causing these deaths is unnatural. When someone close to Sherry ends up dead, and her cat, Lord Thomas Crowell, becomes possessed by what seems to be an ancient demon, Sherry begins to think she’s going to need to become an exorcist as well as an amateur sleuth.
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Cozy Supernatural Whodunit Murder Mystery
- By Stephanie on 10-11-24
By: C. M. Waggoner
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Never Been Shipped
- By: Alicia Thompson
- Length: 12 hrs
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Micah's relationship to music is complicated. As teenagers, her band took off after being featured on a popular TV show, but the group barely released their sophomore album before breaking up. Now, over a decade later, the band is reuniting for one more performance on a themed cruise, and Micah is determined to learn from her past mistakes—no losing herself in the music, and no losing her heart along the way.
By: Alicia Thompson
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A Dark and Drowning Tide
- A Novel
- By: Allison Saft
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
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Lorelei Kaskel, a folklorist with a quick temper and an even quicker wit, is on an expedition with six eccentric nobles in search of a fabled spring. The magical spring promises untold power, which the king wants to harness in order to secure his reign over the embattled country of Brunnestaad. Lorelei is determined to use this opportunity to prove herself and make her wildest, most impossible dream come true: to become a naturalist, able to travel freely to lands she’s only read about.
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A beautiful gay story
- By Isabel De Leon on 10-06-24
By: Allison Saft
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Rewitched
- By: Lucy Jane Wood
- Narrated by: Evie Hargreaves
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
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Belladonna Blackthorn hasn’t lost her magical spark, precisely . . . but she hasn’t seen it in a while either. With her witchcraft under wraps and a toxic boss making her days miserable, Belle is struggling to keep her beloved Lunar Books afloat and just make it through the day. The last thing she has time for is perfecting her magic. So when her thirtieth birthday brings a summons from her coven and a trial that tests her worthiness as a witch, Belle fears the worst.
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The narrator is amazing!
- By Anna on 12-27-24
By: Lucy Jane Wood
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The Crescent Moon Tearoom
- A Novel
- By: Stacy Sivinski
- Narrated by: Nikki Massoud
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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Ever since the untimely death of their parents, Anne, Beatrix, and Violet Quigley have made a business of threading together the stories that rest in the swirls of ginger, cloves, and cardamon that lie at the bottom of their customers’ cups. Their days at the teashop are filled with talk of butterflies and good fortune intertwined with the sound of cinnamon shortbread being snapped by laced fingers. That is, until the Council of Witches comes calling with news that the city Diviner has lost her powers, and the sisters suddenly find themselves being pulled in different directions.
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Medusa curls
- By Sherry Gifford on 12-07-24
By: Stacy Sivinski
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The Haunting of Hecate Cavendish
- A Novel
- By: Paula Brackston
- Narrated by: Marisa Calin
- Length: 13 hrs and 18 mins
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England, 1881. Hereford Cathedral stands sentinel over the city, keeping its secrets, holding long forgotten souls in its stony embrace. Hecate Cavendish speeds through the cobbled streets on her bicycle, skirts hitched daringly high, heading for her new life as Assistant Librarian. But this is no ordinary collection of books. The cathedral houses an ancient chained library, wisdom guarded for centuries, mysteries and stories locked onto its worn, humble shelves. The most prized artifact, however, is the medieval world map which hangs next to Hecate’s desk.
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Narration was awful
- By karen on 08-25-24
By: Paula Brackston
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The Teller of Small Fortunes
- By: Julie Leong
- Narrated by: Phyllis Ho
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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Tao is an immigrant fortune teller, traveling between villages with just her trusty mule for company. She only tells "small" fortunes: whether it will hail next week; which boy the barmaid will kiss; when the cow will calve. She knows from bitter experience that big fortunes come with big consequences… Even if it’s a lonely life, it’s better than the one she left behind. But a small fortune unexpectedly becomes something more when a (semi) reformed thief and an ex-mercenary recruit her into their desperate search for a lost child.
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What a great story!
- By Matt on 11-23-24
By: Julie Leong
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The Naturalist Society
- The Naturalist Society, Book 1
- By: Carrie Vaughn
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
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In the summer of 1880, the death of Beth Stanley’s husband puts her life’s work in jeopardy. The magic of Arcane Taxonomy dictates that every natural thing in the world, from weather to animals, can be labeled, and doing so grants the practitioner some of that subject’s unique power. But only men are permitted to train in this philosophy. Losing her husband means that Beth loses the name they put on her work—and any influence she might have wielded.
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engrossing
- By TxCollect on 12-21-24
By: Carrie Vaughn
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Love and Other Conspiracies
- By: Mallory Marlowe
- Narrated by: Alex Finke
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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Hallie Barrett's life has imploded after she's dumped by her hotshot ex, who also happens to be her coworker and the star of the online series she was producing. Without a new show to present for the company competition, she’ll be out of a job. But inspiration can come from the strangest places . . . like the most handsome guy she’s ever seen passionately discussing Bigfoot on a late-night docuseries.
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Hilarious and Fun
- By Melinda on 02-14-25
By: Mallory Marlowe
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Long Live Evil
- By: Sarah Rees Brennan
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 17 hrs and 3 mins
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When her whole life collapsed, Rae still had books. Dying, she seizes a second chance at living: a magical bargain that lets her enter the world of her favorite fantasy series. She wakes in a castle on the edge of a hellish chasm, in a kingdom on the brink of war. Home to dangerous monsters, scheming courtiers and her favourite fictional character: the Once and Forever Emperor. He’s impossibly alluring, as only fiction can be. And in this fantasy world, she discovers she's not the heroine, but the villainess in the Emperor's tale.
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Funny & Quirky
- By Jess LaFluer on 09-09-24
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This Will Be Fun
- A Novel
- By: E. B. Asher
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, January LaVoy, Hope Newhouse
- Length: 12 hrs and 51 mins
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Everyone in Mythria knows the story of how best friends Beatrice and Elowen, handsome ex-bandit Clare, and valiant leader Galwell the Great defended the realm from darkness. It’s a tale beloved by all—except the heroes. They haven’t spoken in a decade, devastated by what their quest cost them. But when they all receive an invitation to the queen of Mythria’s wedding, it’s a summons they can’t refuse . . . and a reunion for the ages.
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Accent inconsistency
- By Anonymous User on 01-05-25
By: E. B. Asher
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Bride of the Shadow King
- Bride of the Shadow King, Book 1
- By: Sylvia Mercedes
- Narrated by: Emily Lawrence, Tim Campbell
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
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Though she is the oldest daughter, Princess Faraine lives in the background, shunned from court and kept out of sight. Her chronic illness makes her a liability to the crown, and she has learned to give place to her beautiful, favored younger sister in all things. When the handsome and enigmatic Shadow King comes seeking a bride, Faraine is not surprised that her sister is his choice. When King Vor meets the lively Princess Ilsevel, he quickly agrees to a marriage arrangement. So why can’t he get the haunting eyes of her older sister out of his head?
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This story was tragic
- By E Ivet Q on 10-26-22
By: Sylvia Mercedes
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House of Frank
- By: Kay Synclaire
- Narrated by: Imani Jade Powers
- Length: 11 hrs
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Powerless witch Saika is ready to enact her sister's final request: to plant her remains at the famed Ash Gardens. When Saika arrives at the always-stormy sanctuary, she is welcomed by its owner, an enormous, knit-cardiganed mythical beast named Frank, who offers her a role as one of the estate's caretakers. Overcome with grief, Saika accepts, desperate to put off her final farewell to her sister. But the work requires a witch with intrinsic power, and Saika's been disconnected from her magic since her sister's death two years prior.
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Beautiful story
- By Jewell on 10-21-24
By: Kay Synclaire
What listeners say about How to Summon a Fairy Godmother: A Laugh-Out-Loud Fairytale What-If
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- Leasa Marie
- 01-17-25
Quirky and Fun
Laura has taken the fairytale classic Cinderella and turned it into a magically emotional story about one of the ‘wicked’ step-sisters. I thoroughly enjoyed the perspective of Theo and seeing the story through her eyes. Our fairy godmother, Cecily, was fantastically sassy and unorthodox. The narrator was very pleasant to listen to.
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- Laurie K Dyche
- 02-03-25
A new take on Cinderella
This was a wonderful story and I’ll be impatiently watching for the next book in the series.
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- M
- 12-15-24
Love a good Cinderella retelling!
This is an incredibly well done retelling of Cinderella, especially as it’s from the POV of one of the stepsisters. It’s fun, witty, and full of action; I am eagerly awaiting the next one!
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- AJ
- 10-16-24
Well that was awesome!
Can we make this the cannon Cinderella story? it is much more entertaining and enjoyable than Disney and the OG Brothers Grimm
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- Angela D.
- 12-10-24
Fairytale Retelling
If you love fairytale retellings, this book is perfect for you. It is based on the story of Cinderella but is told from the perspectives of one of the stepsisters and the fairy godmother. The narrative explores why one of the sisters, named Beatrice in this book, was so unkind to Cinderella. It also presents a journey of self-discovery for the step-sister. Additionally, we get a glimpse into the backstory of Cinderella and Prince Charming—spoiler alert: they didn’t fall in love in a single night! If you enjoy magical creatures, creative bargains, schemes, and mischief, you will definitely enjoy this book.
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- Denise
- 10-14-24
Okay where is the next one
Loved loved loved this one. It is truly laugh out loud funny with plot twists that never seem to end. I am eagerly awaiting this author’s next work. Congrats on a highly entertaining read.
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- audiobibliocorner
- 01-24-25
How To Summon a Fairy Godmother
I just loved the different take on the classic “Cinderella” story. This version is about one of the princess’s stepsister, Lady Theodosia who summons a fairy godmother to help her get out of a matched marriage instead of getting her into a marriage.
I really liked Lady Theodora’s character and getting to understand the reason behind the way she acts and how things were in her past. I really didn’t see the end coming and was really surprised. In a good way!!
This is a new to me author and totally different from the genre that I normally read, but I must say I really loved it and highly recommend it. I can’t wait of the next book!
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- Louisa
- 02-03-25
I loved the narration of this book!
The story was very creative, too. The author developed a story from a child’s bedroom story, and did so completely that I had to completely remind myself that the transformation was done. The resulting story was one that the author should commend herself for.
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