How to Date a Supervillain
Advice on How to Live Life from a Super Villainess
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Narrated by:
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Raya J. Thomason
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By:
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Amanda Lash
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About this listen
Disclaimer: This is intended for a mature audience over 18. All characters in this book are over 18. This is advice from a fictional character and super villainess; follow it at your own risk.
Excerpts
On dating a Super Villain
3. Wear something slinky but with sensible shoes. Heels are no good if you end up being chased by the police or a team of superheroes.
6. Dating anyone means putting up with their asshole friends. Dating a supervillain means putting up with their sociopathic assassin friends. Who are also assholes.
On dating
1. Guys are jerks. Don't take it personally.
4. If a guy is talking to you...he's hitting on you. Every time. I can't stress this enough.
5. The only guy worth wearing heels for is a guy who doesn't care if you wear heels.
6. Try dating a writer or at least a reader; creative guys are creative in the bedroom.
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