Horrors of the Shopping Mall Ass Slasher
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Horrors of the Shopping Mall Ass Slasher
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Narrated by:
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John Wayne Comunale
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R.J. Benetti
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In the summer of 1987, StarBright Shopping Mall is the place to be—until a masked killer with a bizarre fixation on butts turns it into a slaughtering ground. As the booty count rises, panic spreads faster than parachute pants on an ironing board.
With a mix of laugh-out-loud humor and spine-chilling terror, this book will keep you on the edge of your seat, wondering, “Why did anyone write this?” and “Is my butt truly safe?”
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It’s crazier than you think it will be!
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Kinda absurd, but also kinda perfect
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