Holy Bible

The Chrislam Muslim Translation of the Book of Mark (In Islam, Saying Jesus Was God, God's Son, or Crucified Gets You Hell 1)

By: Dan Plouff

Narrated by: Jean-Claude Paquet

A lot of people are confused about the differences between the Jesus of the KJV Bible and the Jesus of the Quran of Islam.

Christians oftentimes are so ignorant of Islam and Mormonism that they argue that the Quran or Book of Mormon can’t be true if they contradict the KJV Bible, because they don’t understand that the Quran says that the Bible was altered by copyist transcribers onto decaying scrolls repeatedly like the most credible historians and the NIV Bible itself says as well, while Joseph Smith said the Bible was mistranslated if it disagrees with Mormonism.

This book explains the differences between the Quran and KJV Bible, and then it translates the book of Mark in the KJV Bible to instead be translated to say what the Quran says the gospel of Jesus originally said, while this book also reveals other evidence for why the Quran’s version of Jesus could be possible.

This book also reveals how 100 percent nonviolent feminist Quranism Quran-only-Islam versions of the Quran are possible: like a Protestant Christian translation of the Quran, a Buddhist Quran, a Baha’i Quran, a Sufi Quran, a Yazdanist Quran, a Yarsanist Quran, a Gnostic Quran, a Scientologist Quran (like the Scientology Nation of Islam), a scientific Quran, an atheist Quran, a Deist Quran, a Pagan Quran, a Catholic Quran, a Freemason Quran, a monotheistic Hindu Quran, or other possible translations of the Quran.

If the unscientific debunked untrustworthy Hadith-like Bukhari are self-contradictory, contradict the Quran, and if each unscientific English Quran version contradicts itself in English, then this proves that new translations of the Quran, in a Quranist Quran-only-Islam, are possible.

This book bridges the gap between Islam and Christianity, forming Chrislam as a stronger philosophical force in the world as a religion that is historically possible based on many different types of arguments.

For comedic purposes, the following sentence is used: Welcome to the new world order, the forging of a one-world religion from out of all of the world’s major religions, the signing of the seventh-age peace covenant by someone born with six letters in each of their three names whose last name is similar to that of President Obama’s former campaign manager, a seven-year peace treaty that will be signed every seven years by people with six letters in each of their three names on social media, the beginning of moving toward a United Nations one-world government, and a big Illuminati sun eye of enlightenment that might actually be what is on the cover of this book hidden in plain sight instead of a bottomless pit of hellfire being what is actually on this book’s cover.

Conspiracy theories are very silly.

Gandhi and Baha’i are some of the most famous versions of Chrislam that have emerged in the past. Gandhi said he was a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Jew in the award-winning Gandhi movie, and you can also listen to his audiobooks on Audible, while Baha’i audiobooks explain how Chrislam is possible as well.

Baha’i also explains that the Mahdi could have already come, and that the Islamic-prophesied apocalypse already could have happened and was misunderstood in the metaphorical self-contradictory inaccurate Hadith, and mistranslated Quran, while Quranism eliminates the Hadith entirely, so that the misinterpreted Quran could be translated in many 100 percent nonviolent mystical Sufi, or Yazdanist, ways.

Large portions of whole countries in Africa full of millions of people are practicing Chrislam today as a major world religion, while many major churches across the USA have both a Quran and a Bible in their churches, the same as in many Freemason temples of interfaith dialogue of peaceful Chrislam.

If Quranism is true, then there could be no Dajjal, so there is nothing to fear.

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