Hilarious Jokes for 12 Year Old Kids
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Narrated by:
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Terrence Scott Miller
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By:
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Hayden Fox
About this listen
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The most hilarious jokes for your 12-year-old!
Well, that might not be the funniest joke you have heard, but the rest of our 400+ jokes for kids will make your little ones cry from laughter!
Here’s the ultimate joke book for 12 year olds who love to laugh!
Want to see your 12-year-old laughing like a hyena? Looking for a clean, family-friendly, and super engaging for kids 11 to 13 that is sure to keep them busy for hours? Maybe you're out of dad jokes and need a new supply of fun material for 12-year-old boys and girls? We’ve got a batch of freshly-baked, silly material for kids 11 to 13 that will keep your young one engaged and entertained for days on end!
This must-have book of jokes for kids contains:
- Hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids.
- Silly and challenging riddles for children.
- Rib-tickling jokes and puns fit for every funny 12-year-old.
- Tons of tricky twisty tongue twisters.
- Mind boggling facts that will wow you.
Every 12-year-old can learn these clean and family-friendly gags to build confidence, make new friends, have their cousins fall from the couch with laughter, or look like the smartest pickle in the jar at school!
©2023 Hayden Fox (P)2023 Hayden FoxListeners also enjoyed...
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