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Joe Delafield
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John Moore
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Prince Kevin Timberline must retrieve Ancient Artifact Model Seven from the clutches of the evil Lord Voltmeter - He Who Must Be Named - before said evil lord unleashes his diabolical plan. Luckily, Kevin wields a secret weapon that will cause the forces of darkness to tremble: The Handbook of Practical Heroics.
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Would you listen to Heroics for Beginners again? Why?
No, because I usually don't do second listens.Would you recommend Heroics for Beginners to your friends? Why or why not?
Yes. It's over the top in all the right ways. The narrator nails the sarcasm and delivers the humor.Which scene was your favorite?
I did not have a favorite scene. I thought the story was decent from start to finish. I laughed frequently.Short, sweet and refreshing
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