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Magically transformed into a hat, a wizard must endure being worn by a dwarf questing through a labyrinthine underworld, in this comical fantasy adventure.
Answers and vengeance are so close that Absalom Scryne can almost taste them. Perhaps if his consciousness had been transferred to a pair of shoes instead of a hat, he would've had the necessary tongue to do so . . .
Having made it through the Badlands by the skin of his crooked yellow teeth, Ig the kobold celebrated the achievement by blowing everyone up. Now, separated from the unhygienic scalp of his apprentice, Absalom must navigate the pitch-black underworld—traversing a miners' strike, a dungeon complex, a dragon's lair, and the domains of creatures best described as eldritch—perched atop a dwarf.
But will they make it back to the surface? Will we ever see sweet, stinky Ig again? What has the circus got to do with anything? Discover all this and more as the adventure continues!
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Absalom Scryne, the greatest wizard of his generation, has been murdered. There's no other explanation for why his consciousness now resides in his well-worn but perfectly pointed hat. Well, he isn't going to take that lying down . . . or hanging from a branch, as the case may be.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Hat trick
- By Jessica on 12-20-23
By: Luke Chmilenko, and others
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Death and Glory
- Immortal's Ascent, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko, Chris Harris
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 21 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 309
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 285
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Story4 out of 5 stars 285
In the Domains, those born with magic have only one place where they can prove themselves worthy of it: the brutal pits of the arena, where they will either grow in power and build a following with every victory, or risk dishonor and death in defeat. For these “Gladiators”, the ultimate prize for their struggle is a place among the Chosen, the immortal rulers of that vast and decadent empire.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Could have been better
- By Wesley Blease Scott on 01-25-22
By: Luke Chmilenko, and others
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Nailmaker: The Reaper, an Isekai LitRPG
- Progression Fantasy with an OP MC
- By: A. Bel
- Narrated by: Neill Thorne
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 180
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 162
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 162
Meet Jack, a jaded vet from Earth. During the day he’s a nobody who is shunned and abused. However, at night he’ll grow to be an ungodly powerhouse that would put fear in the hearts of the rich and corrupt. He’ll use every bit of courage, and ingenuity to wreak vengeance on anyone who messes with him or his friends.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not the best but Ok.
- By Randy Smith on 04-01-24
By: A. Bel
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Ascend Online
- Ascend Online, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 17 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 15,628
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 14,495
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 14,452
Diving into a revolutionary new video game, Marcus and his friends escape a stagnant society, entering into a world that defies their wildest imaginations. But from the moment that he logs in, Marcus finds himself separated from his friends and thrown into a remote village under attack by a horde of goblins. Forced into battle, Marcus rallies the beleaguered villagers and, with their help, manages to drive off the invading creatures. With the village in ruins and their supplies spoiled, the villagers turn to Marcus for help in rebuilding the village.
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2 out of 5 stars
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An interesting attempt that mostly fell flat
- By Keith R. Dercole on 06-20-18
By: Luke Chmilenko
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Savage Dominion
- Savage Dominion Series, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko, G.D. Penman
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 18 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,591
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,326
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,321
Maulkin didn't know dying would mean a new eternity of dungeon delving, monster slaying, and glory hunting. If he had, he wouldn't have been so worried about kicking the bucket on a date gone even more wrong than usual. Reborn in the wild world of Amaranth, Maulkin finds himself in a hulking demi-human body with a sword of a size to match. Marked as an Eternal, a fledging immortal of boundless potential, Maulkin soon discovers he's been given a mission by the elder pantheon of this new realm.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Combat, comedy and Cow man!
- By B&H on 05-29-21
By: Luke Chmilenko, and others
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Limitless Lands
- The Complete Series, Books 1-5
- By: Dean Henegar
- Narrated by: Jack Voraces
- Length: 62 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 256
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 232
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 232
Colonel James Raytak is about to die. The 93-year-old combat veteran is living his last days in a nursing home, and his only hope for survival is found inside the virtual world of Limitless Lands. With every swing of his sword and every command given to his army, Raytak is one step closer to returning to the people he loves. Many foes will stand in his path, and despite a lifetime of military experience and powerful allies, victory is not assured.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Outstanding!!!!
- By Jeremiah D. Laxson on 09-17-24
By: Dean Henegar
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Titan Mage Box Set
- The Complete Crystal Moon Arc Including The Hot Springs Episode
- By: Edie Skye
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 54 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 400
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 371
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Magic powers? His own mech? A whole airship of gorgeous women desperate for his genes? Yes, please! Paralyzed by a drunk driver, let go from his job, and stuck in a sad, stagnant town in the middle of nowhere, Joseph Locke was having the worst day of his life. And then he died. But considering that he wakes up with a brand new body, in the cockpit of a badass steampunk robot, on an airship of nothing but hot babes, his next life may not be all that bad. Especially when he learns that he’s a void mage—the rarest and most powerful of all mages on the world of Haven.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Well, I didn't know this was going to light porn!
- By Rob on 05-11-24
By: Edie Skye
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Overdue: A Magical Library LitRPG Adventure
- Library System Reset, Book 1
- By: K.T. Hanna
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 14 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 269
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 239
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 239
Quinn can barely handle her own life. When the Library of Everywhere discovers her compatible magical signature, suddenly, she is the sole existing potential librarian. Now, it's not only the weight of her world on her shoulders—Quinn must connect with the library system before the universe itself disintegrates. Once she's settled, it should be quiet, peaceful work—just as soon as she battles a few engorged bookworms, repairs hundreds of years of damage, and figures out why there's been no librarian for the last several centuries.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Decent story, snappy characters
- By Whitechrys on 09-18-24
By: K.T. Hanna
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Dead Tired I
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Dorrie Sacks, Tiana Camacho, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,448
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,239
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,239
In the distant past, a time of magic and swordplay, there lived Harold, the mightiest lich of all, a master of arcane sciences, and a challenger of gods. After reaching the pinnacle of his power and finding it surprisingly bland, Harold waged a cataclysmic war against the gods, aiming to shatter the very system that confined him.
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1 out of 5 stars
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could have been awesome...
- By Resowo on 01-17-24
By: RavensDagger
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Saintess Summons Skeletons: Book 1
- A Holy Necromancy LitRPG
- By: Mornn
- Narrated by: Hannah Schooner
- Length: 18 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 428
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 364
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 364
She wanted to be a Necromancer, but awakened as a Saint! Somehow her summoned heroes are all undead? How will the church react when their Saintess summons a skeleton in place of a mighty hero? Sofia isn’t too keen on finding out. In this world, Gods choose [Saints], and [Saints] summon [Heroes] from other worlds; everyone knows that. But Sofia had a thing for bones ever since she was a child; there’s only one [Class] she wants: [Necromancer]! When, by the whims of fate, she gets both classes at the same time, the system breaks.
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2 out of 5 stars
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dungeon crawl
- By Nicholas Eber on 06-06-24
By: Mornn
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Shrubley, the Monster Adventurer
- Shrubley, the Monster Adventurer, Book 1
- By: James T. Callum, K.H. Sohmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 590
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 530
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Story5 out of 5 stars 530
As a monster, Shrubley is forbidden from joining the adventurers guild. In a world where essence artists rank up in power and most monsters are feral beasts, Shrubley is among the weakest of creatures and is treated as an outcast. With curiosity essence bound to his spirit, Shrubley might be weak, but he's intelligent and determined. Against all the odds, he discovers a loophole from the Druid that gave him life—but there's a deadly catch. For a chance of ever being accepted as a true adventurer, he must challenge an otherworldly realm threatening to consume everything.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Whimsical writing and unfocused editing
- By Andreas on 11-13-24
By: James T. Callum, and others
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Power
- Wormhole Mana, Book 1
- By: Tom Larcombe
- Narrated by: Shawn Compton
- Length: 17 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 217
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 194
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 194
Maxwell Carter works a maintenance job at a government research facility. The research lab he works at has an accident, more energy coming through the wormhole than anticipated, enough to completely rupture the shields that were supposed to contain it until they finished determining how to convert the energy into electricity. Previously harmless animals are changed to nightmare threats and people are dying, seemingly due to incidents related directly to their interests.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good but slow
- By Randy Smith on 11-17-24
By: Tom Larcombe
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Dawn of the Density God
- Density God, Book 1
- By: ToraAKR
- Narrated by: J. S. Arquin
- Length: 14 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 276
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 236
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 236
Jiran is just a child when he receives shattered, imperfect memories of a past life. Nestled inside these emotionless visions is a magic very different to the density and mana he knows, the magic of science. The empire stands alone against the relentless beasts of Madra. Their only means of survival is harnessing the density that saturates her surface, a magic they cannot possibly understand. Will Jiran realize he holds the key to unlocking humanity's infinite potential before they are all wiped out?
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1 out of 5 stars
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Not a series you thought.
- By HowByzar on 12-20-24
By: ToraAKR
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Scamps & Scoundrels
- Bad Guys, Book 1
- By: Eric Ugland
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,410
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,021
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,010
Just yesterday, Ben was a petty criminal getting by on fleecing New York’s one-percenters. Today, he's got a new face, a new name, and a new world to navigate. And Ben’s thinking maybe this time around, he’ll use his skills at disarming and deceiving to help out people other than himself. Maybe. Watching a medieval City Guard fight off a 20-foot-tall ooze that crawled up from the sewers will make you think twice about life decisions.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The synopsis SUCKS, you will love this
- By Peyton on 01-13-20
By: Eric Ugland
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Voidknight Ascension
- Voidknight Ascension, Book 1
- By: James T. Callum, K.H. Sohmer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 16 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 299
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 263
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 263
Sam was surfing with his cat when the world ended. Suddenly enlisted into a battle to fend off annihilation, Sam seizes the strength of the void to survive. In the aftermath, Sam is thrown into a new world shattered into floating islands with survivors from Earth. Training and fighting with his giant sword and apocalyptic mana alongside his magical healer cat, Sam's unusually quick to adapt to this deadly realm of monsters and magic. With endless threats to face and countless powers to attain, Sam's journey of ascension climbing has only just begun.
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2 out of 5 stars
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5 Minutes of fighting, 30 minutes of stats/skills
- By SirDrake on 08-11-24
By: James T. Callum, and others
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Roverpowered
- Tales of an Aspiring Alchemist and Her Overwhelmingly Powerful Dog
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 450
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 411
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 411
Wanda and Wumble are a small pair with vast ambitions. One an aspiring alchemist, and the other her faithful hound, the pair bond as wizard and familiar to begin their pursuit of magic. As a newly made wizard without any training, resources, or even a home to return to, Wanda will have to forge her own way on a path where constant dangers lurk. Even the simple act of furthering her alchemy education swiftly becomes a harrowing ordeal.
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4 out of 5 stars
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It’s a good novella, but not a novel
- By Brent on 09-07-24
By: Drew Hayes
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A Han Yang Omnibus
- A Combined Collection
- By: Han Yang
- Narrated by: Blaine Maddox, Diana Richardson, Matt Hicks, and others
- Length: 134 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 79
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 72
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Story4 out of 5 stars 72
Mayor Of Mythos, Dungeon Realms, Isekai Warden, Conquering New Earth, Spartan Justice, Colony Builders, Reincarnation Trials, Jespa: The Space Trader, Dean Hawthorne, And My Girlfriend Is A Sorceress From Another World. These great books in one omnibus offering! If you like high fantasy, science fiction, action, adventure, and great storytelling, give this bundle a try!
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3 out of 5 stars
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It's multiple unfinished stories.
- By Alana Renee' on 06-22-24
By: Han Yang
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Shade's First Rule: A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure
- Divine Apostasy, Book 1
- By: A. F. Kay
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,725
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,383
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,378
It's Ruwen’s Ascension Day, and he finally dies for the first time. His newly revived body can learn spells and abilities for the class given him by the Goddess Uru, and dying is no longer permanent. Ruwen’s high intelligence makes becoming a Mage inevitable. With his new powers, he will locate his parents and clear their family name. But nothing goes as Ruwen imagined, and when a rival God tries to kill Ruwen shortly after his disastrous Ascension, his focus turns from his future to just surviving.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Great Narrator, Far More YA than Expected
- By Blake M on 05-23-20
By: A. F. Kay
What listeners say about Hat's Entertainment!: A Humorous High Fantasy
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-02-24
Even more silly and fun than the last one
The way Absolam Scrime, or however it is, this is audiobook, describes everything with such colorful disdain is so hilarious. And even the things he DOESN'T dislike are described so wonderfully
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- Scoob Tritt
- 08-01-24
as per norm for these writers; the worst part of this novel is when you know it is at an end.
I am specifically a fan of these authors collaborations, while this one doesn't display the dark comedy of one of their earlier series (Savage Dominion) it does present a slightly more wholesome but just as humorous narrative. I'm excited to see whatever they manage to conjure up next.
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- Ross
- 07-23-24
Entertaining like the last book
I preferred this book to the previous one. I am looking forward to the third book!
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- Austin H.
- 07-29-24
Penman and Chmilenko do it again
Classic wit and humor that is so unique to this genre. Worth the read just for the laughs.
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- Stephanie
- 01-08-25
Just delightful
🙂 15 words are required when you write your review. But the title says it all.
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- swyrlgirl
- 04-13-25
Pratchett-esque
Love these books! Lots of action and heart warming. Definitely not YA. Readercl does a great job. Me needs more🤣💯
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-26-25
igg was only in the last 3 hours
not enough Kobold he was only in the last 3 hours or so honestly this whole book could have wrapped up in 2-3 hours, its skipable, just know there is female dwarf wizard now and they made it to the city and that's all you need to know, you can skip this book and go straight to the 3rd
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