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- Wicked Awake, Book 5
- Narrated by: CJ Grey
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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Like malicious puppet masters, those responsible for turning humans into undead beings have one final, despicable plan in place. This sinister scheme would undoubtedly be the end of the America that we once knew. And if successful, other like minded leaders with a similar mindset plan on duplicating the strategy in their own nations.
Counting down to his final days, Marine veteran Jake Hathaway knows he can't win this battle on his own. Will he and his band of misfits be able to mount any sort of defense to give the good people of America a fighting chance of survival? Or will those who made the country great in the first place find themselves collapsing at the feet of the same criminals who planned on eradicating and stomping on them as if they were like filthy cockroaches?
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- Jack C.
- 06-20-24
Speechless…almost.
When I first hopped on the Wicked Awake filth-filled train I had no idea where it would take me. Boys and girls I have been to places I’ll never forget! Merrill seamlessly weaves a epic tale that takes man to the brink and allows us to watch and see if our heroes can save the world! I’ve been a fan of WA since day one and that love has led me to Merrill’s other fantastic, freaky, outright creepy works. I’ve always said that Merrill David has a way with words that I’ve never seen duplicated by anyone else. This book is easily his best work yet. I cheered, I laughed and yes, even cried a bit. I highly recommend you get on that train like I did. As for our fearless narrator, C.J Grey, he once again proves that, hands down, he was born to be the voice of WA and other books Merrill has written. He even sings (poorly) and that is just one of the many amazing things his sound brings to this series! Highly recommend! Now stop reading me and go read or listen to some Merrill David!!!
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