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Narrated by:
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Tara Sands
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Danny Campbell
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Arthur Morey
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Olivia Mackenzie-Smith
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By:
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Jake Burt
About this listen
Nicki Demere is an orphan and a pickpocket. She also happens to be the US Marshals' best bet to keep a family alive....
The marshals are looking for the perfect girl to join a mother, father, and son on the run from the nation's most notorious criminals. After all, the bad guys are searching for a family with one kid, not two, and adding a streetwise girl who knows a little something about hiding things may be just what the marshals need.
Nicki swears she can keep the Trevor family safe, but to do so she'll have to dodge hit men, cyberbullies, and the specter of standardized testing, all while maintaining her marshal-mandated B-minus average. As she barely balances the responsibilities of her new identity, Nicki learns that the biggest threats to her family's security might not lurk on the road from New York to North Carolina but rather in her own past.
Jake Burt's debut middle-grade novel Greetings from Witness Protection! is as funny as it is poignant.
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 76
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Charlie Wilde knew her life would change forever when her family moved from the city of Chicago to the suburbs of Arizona...and that was before she found the bracelet. After putting it on, she notices odd things start to happen. Suddenly Charlie seems to have the speed of a cheetah and the strength of an elephant - and that's just the beginning. She would be thrilled about her transformation if she had any idea how to use the device or control her amazing powers.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great realistic superhero origin
- By Vash3055 on 06-12-17
By: Lisa McMann
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Bad Girls Don't Die
- Bad Girls Don't Die Series, Book 1
- By: Katie Alender
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 115
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Story4 out of 5 stars 103
When Alexis's little sister Kasey becomes obsessed with an antique doll, Alexis thinks she is just being her usual weird self. Things get weirder, though, when their house starts changing. Doors open and close by themselves; water boils on the unlit stove; and an unplugged air conditioner blasts cold air.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great for Halloween
- By The Owl on 10-03-18
By: Katie Alender
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The Hollow
- The Hollow Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Jessica Verday
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 178
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 141
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Story4 out of 5 stars 141
When Abbey’s best friend, Kristen, vanishes at the bridge near Sleepy Hollow Cemetery, everyone else is all too quick to accept that Kristen is dead, and rumors fly that her death was no accident. Abbey goes through the motions of mourning her best friend, but privately, she refuses to believe that Kristen is really gone. Then she meets Caspian, the gorgeous and mysterious boy who shows up out of nowhere at Kristen’s funeral, and who keeps reappearing in Abbey’s life. Caspian clearly has secrets of his own, but he’s the only person who makes Abbey feel normal again.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Slow
- By Messerschmidt on 09-08-11
By: Jessica Verday
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Hex Hall: Hex Hall Series, Book 1
- By: Rachel Hawkins
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 542
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 475
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Story4 out of 5 stars 476
On her 12th birthday, Sophie Mercer discovered that she was a witch. Three bumpy years later, after a prom-night spell gone horribly wrong, she's exiled to Hex Hall, an isolated reform school for wayward Prodigium, a.k.a. witches, faeries, and shapeshifters. By the end of her first day, Sophie has quite a scorecard: three powerful enemies who look like supermodels, a futile crush on a gorgeous warlock, a creepy tagalong ghost, and a new roommate who happens to be the most hated person and only vampire on campus.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great Start!
- By Tabitha on 07-21-12
By: Rachel Hawkins
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A List of Cages
- By: Robin Roe
- Narrated by: Graham Halstead, Christopher Gebauer
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 261
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 234
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 234
When Adam Blake lands the best elective ever in his senior year, serving as an aide to the school psychologist, he thinks he's got it made. Sure, it means a lot of sitting around, which isn't easy for a guy with ADHD, but he can't complain, since he gets to spend the period texting all his friends. Then the doctor asks him to track down the troubled freshman who keeps dodging her, and Adam discovers that the boy is Julian - the foster brother he hasn't seen in five years.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Heart wrenching!
- By Heather Shaver on 02-28-18
By: Robin Roe
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The Mystery of Black Hollow Lane
- By: Julia Nobel
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 100
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 84
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 84
With a dad who disappeared years ago and a mother who's a bit too busy to parent, Emmy is shipped off to Wellsworth, a prestigious boarding school in England, where she's sure she won't fit in. But then she finds a box of mysterious medallions in the attic of her home - medallions that belonged to her father...who may have gone to Wellsworth.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The magic never came
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 02-22-23
By: Julia Nobel
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The Eighth Guardian
- Annum Guard, Book 1
- By: Meredith McCardle
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 192
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 181
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Story4 out of 5 stars 178
Amanda Obermann. Code name Iris. It’s Testing Day. The day that comes without warning, the day when all juniors and seniors at The Peel Academy undergo a series of intense physical and psychological tests to see if they’re ready to graduate and become government operatives. Amanda and her boyfriend Abe are top students, and they’ve just endured thirty-six hours of testing. But they’re juniors and don’t expect to graduate. That’ll happen next year, when they plan to join the CIA - together.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Great premise for a storyline, weak execution
- By Sherrilyn Dolman on 05-15-14
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Rainbow High
- By: Alex Sanchez
- Narrated by: Alston Brown
- Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 208
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 190
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 189
Nelson Glassman may have been exposed to the HIV virus and is terrified of testing positive...but what if being positive is the only way to keep the guy of his dreams? Kyle Meeks finally has the guy of his dreams and is ready to do anything to stay by his side...but will "anything" include sabotaging his own future? Jason Carrillo knows he has to face his future and is prepared to face it out and gay...but is he prepared to let go of the dream that has sustained him all of his life?
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great for teen
- By Rhonda on 02-07-21
By: Alex Sanchez
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The Lying Game
- By: Sara Shepard
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 344
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 302
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Story4 out of 5 stars 301
Shortly before her 17th birthday, Emma discovers she has a long-lost twin named Sutton Mercer. She contacts Sutton, who agrees to a rendezvous but never shows up. Curious at first, Emma slips into Sutton's ultra-glamorous life, assuming her identity. When it becomes clear that Sutton is not coming back, that someone made sure she never could, Emma plunges in to investigate who could have wanted her sister gone (a fairly long list, she discovers).
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1 out of 5 stars
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AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
- By William on 01-19-11
By: Sara Shepard
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Escape from Asylum
- By: Madeleine Roux
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 196
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 182
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 182
Ricky Desmond has been through this all before. If he could just get through to his mother, he could convince her that he doesn't belong at Brookline. From the man who thinks he can fly to the woman who killed her husband, the other patients are nothing like him; all he did was lose his temper just a little bit, just the once. But when Ricky is selected by the sinister Warden Crawford for a very special program - a program that the warden claims will not cure him but perfect him - Ricky realizes that he may not be able to wait for his mom a second longer.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wow!
- By Kindle Customer on 08-28-20
By: Madeleine Roux
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Hellhole
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Macleod Andrews
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 556
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 516
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Story4 out of 5 stars 518
There was a time when geeky, squeaky-clean Max Kilgore would never lie or steal or even think about murder. Then he accidentally unearths a devil, and Max's choices are no longer his own. The big red guy has a penchant for couch surfing and junk food - and you should never underestimate evil on a sugar high.
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4 out of 5 stars
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What you would expect from Gina Damico
- By Midwestbonsai on 03-03-15
By: Gina Damico
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Sammy Keyes and the Hotel Thief
- By: Wendelin Van Draanen
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Length: 3 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 98
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 86
While looking out the window with her grandma's binoculars, Sammy witnesses a crime across the street at the Heavenly Hotel. What's worse, the thief saw her spying! As Sammy attempts to find the burglar who has made several other hits in the neighborhood, she finds herself trying to keep him from uncovering her - or worse, the police discovering that she's living illegally with her grandmother in the seniors-only housing!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun read for young kids!
- By Sara Sweetman on 06-24-16
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Introductions
- The Academy: The Ghost Bird, Book 1
- By: C. L. Stone
- Narrated by: Natalie Eaton
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 382
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 350
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 347
With an agoraphobic mother and a barely-there father, Sang abhors the isolation keeping her in the shadows. The only thing Sang craves is a fresh start and to be accepted as ordinary by her peers, because for her being different meant being cast out alone. When her family moves to a new school district, Sang infiltrates a group of boys nearly perfect in every way.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great story, great listen
- By Twinmom on 04-13-18
By: C. L. Stone
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Rainbow Boys
- By: Alex Sanchez
- Narrated by: Alston Brown
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 400
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 359
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 359
Jason Carrillo is a jock with a steady girlfriend, but he can't stop dreaming about sex...with other guys. Kyle Meeks doesn't look gay, but he is. And he hopes he never has to tell anyone - especially his parents. Nelson Glassman is "out" to the entire world, but he can't tell the boy he loves that he wants to be more than just friends. Three teenage boys, coming of age and out of the closet.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Mixed feelings
- By Holli on 05-04-19
By: Alex Sanchez
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The Chaos of Standing Still
- By: Jessica Brody
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Story4 out of 5 stars 55
Ryn has one unread text message on her phone. And it's been there for almost a year. She hasn't tried to read it. She can't. She won't. Because that one message is the last thing her best friend ever said to her before she died. But as Ryn finds herself trapped in the Denver International Airport on New Year's Eve thanks to a never-ending blizzard on the one-year anniversary of her best friend's death, fate literally runs into her. And his name is Xander.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This book is wild!
- By World's Favorite Graham Cracker on 07-02-24
By: Jessica Brody
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Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life
- By: Wendy Mass
- Narrated by: Andy Paris
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 144
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 115
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 114
Jeremy Fink has big plans for this summer with his best friend Lizzy, a notorious troublemaker (and no, he does not have a secret crush on her). He has everything he needs within a few blocks of his home, so he never has to leave his little neighborhood. And this summer, he officially becomes a teenager.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A Feel-Good Story That Opens The Heart & The Mind
- By Hector on 07-12-13
By: Wendy Mass
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- Emily turton
- 08-09-22
Loved it
It was a thoroughly enjoyable read. Good characters. I think it was geared toward a slightly younger reader since the main character is in middle school. But as an adult- I enjoyed it plenty. Recommend.
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- Dana Sheehan
- 08-19-19
good book
but long I like it anyway the voice over its good quality. :):):) 9 hours
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Anonymous User
- 09-04-18
A new begging
This book is amazing, it is so much like my life in a way. Me and "Charlotte" both got new beginnings
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- danoob
- 06-28-19
This is a real "hit"!
Read this with my middle School daughter, because it's on this year's sunshine reader list. it was a really good story. The characters were relatable, the plot was adventuresome and the ending was sweet. We both thoroughly enjoyed this story from the begging until the last sentence. The narrator was perfect for this story as well. We hated to see it end!
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- Cheri B.
- 05-04-24
The ending 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
The ending was 🤌🏼 chef’s kiss it’s a great read and the voices are great too
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- Michael Net
- 03-24-18
starts up slow but builds up to a grand finale
great narrating you really get to know the characters and feel for them. great book!
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- Sandra R. Merrill
- 06-10-20
Family makes a difference.
With anxiety, resilience and a strength of life beyond her years, Niki becomes a cornerstone in witness protection for a new family. Straight out of a foster care system she’s been in and out of for years, Niki finds herself making new friends, new sibling rivalries and trying to stay under the radar.
Great story, could not stop listening and recommend this this humorous, but at times serious book. What an adventure!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Cory
- 02-01-23
Great story for a preteen!
I loved it. It's a cute story can be suspespenseful at times, but a great preteen story. It also has humor.
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- Dominic Robinson
- 04-30-23
Great
a very great story for YA
and an amazing audiobook performance
that's nuff said
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- Sebasthien espino
- 03-21-19
it's funny and and suspenseful
the natarator was amazing and cool she did a wonderful wonderful vo and hope she continues
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